I failed my driving test for the third time today. I am a useless cunt.

You will get there mate,plus cunts ARE useful.

I feel you. I failed first time yesterday.

I can't believe you can't drive at your age.

Let me take a moment to lower you from my pedestal and urinate on your face.

Oh fuck, sorry about that.

But I bet you didn't fail yours by driving the wrong way down a one way street (I may have told you that last time) - I did that in about the second minute.


[Edited 11/21/07 9:46am]

How do you fail a driving test????!!!!!

Sorry!

CarrieLee said:

In England we're far more uptight about driving.

Note to self: If ever attending an Org invasion, insist on being the driver.

mdiver, thank you, ben, fuck you. I'm not some robot able to pull of repetative manuvres at the twist of a wrist. I always prefered trains. You can't go for a wank in the toilet when you're driving.

CarrieLee said:

Yep its way worse here, in the US if you can get in the right side and take the brake off you pass

Number23 said:

We've all been there.

I love trains too. I may be able to drive soon, but I won't be using the acquired skill until I'm at least 24, and even then I'll drive an automatic.

It's pretty tough here, especially these days. I put an indicator on while reversing around a corner. That was my only fault. I thought a major fualt was something that put someone in danger? I can't see how a wee orange flashing light would main or kill schoolchildren of grannies. Unless it was from the future.

Number23 said:

If "wank" means what I think it means, then I must heartily disagree.

I'll drive you around

benyamin said:

What are you, a girl?

benyamin said:

I feel I'm actually a pretty good, concientious, careful driver. I failed the second that baldy cunt saw me swagger up to the car with a full head of hair.

Number23 said:

I failed for not checking my blind spots after an emergency stop because my instructor made me do it on a corner and a car came round and honked his horn at me then proceeded to hurl obscenities. My eagerness to hurry off to not ruin said driver's day anymore failed me my test. Next time I'll get out and put a gun in his mouth.

CarrieLee said:

It's cuz they drive on the wrong side of the road.

mdiver said:

No, I just don't want to crash my bike again.

Number23 said:

That doesn't sound particularly fair. I thought a major fault was
failing to indicate?

Can you put in for a cancellation and do the next one asap?

Number23 said:

gemini13 said:

mdiver said:

benyamin said:

What your BMX?

gemini13 said:

HAve you sorted January yet?

Number23 said:

My dad fialed his test 9 times, i can't drive/won't drive.

benyamin said:

ouch!

so how often do you drive on your learner's permit? neither of my adult nieces have their license in part i think because they never got the opportunity to drive like they needed to when they were younger. public transport is great and everything, but...

fortunately it doesn't matter squat how many times you take the damn test!
just cross your fingers for next time. and yeah, we are lucky over here