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if you could be any vegetable which one would you be?
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cherry tomato | |
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A cucumber.
Just so I could "wow" all the ladies with my extensive range as a "phone" during one of them veggie concerts. | |
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I'd be an eggplant | |
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I'd be a phallos symbolic vegetable, like a really big carrot. Then a filthy hot stud could play with me. | |
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Jicima | |
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I would be broccoli. I think I'd enjoy giving people stinky farts. Shake it til ya make it | |
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ZombieKitten said: which one would you be?
Musical theme song for your thread. From the 2nd Mothers of Invention/Frank Zappa album...
...Absolutely Free - Call Any Vegetable From a 70/71 perfromance in France... ... featuring George Duke on keys with Mark Volman & Howard Kaylan (The Turtles) on vocals. A more contemporary version done by his son, Dweezil... ...and the Zappa plays Zappa band. "This is a song about vegetables . . . they keep you regular; they're real good for ya."
Call any vegetable Call it by name Call one today When you get off the train Call any vegetable And the chances are good Ooooh! The vegetable Will respond to you tA Tribal Disorder
http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431 "Ya see, we're not interested in what you know...but what you are willing to learn. C'mon y'all." | |
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Corn. | |
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Celery "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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Red onion. There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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I'd be a tomato, and eat myself If you will, so will I | |
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Bell pepper Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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potato | |
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A pea. Because I would be hunched together with my family snug in it's pod. Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Don Marquis (1878 - 1937) | |
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theAudience said: ZombieKitten said: which one would you be?
Musical theme song for your thread. From the 2nd Mothers of Invention/Frank Zappa album...
...Absolutely Free - Call Any Vegetable From a 70/71 perfromance in France... ... featuring George Duke on keys with Mark Volman & Howard Kaylan (The Turtles) on vocals. A more contemporary version done by his son, Dweezil... ...and the Zappa plays Zappa band. "This is a song about vegetables . . . they keep you regular; they're real good for ya."
Call any vegetable Call it by name Call one today When you get off the train Call any vegetable And the chances are good Ooooh! The vegetable Will respond to you tA Tribal Disorder
http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431 and you know the groupie story with that song? the one so inspired to get "regular"? I'm going to see the Zappa plays Zappa band in a week! | |
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ZombieKitten said: and you know the groupie story with that song? the one so inspired to get "regular"? I'm going to see the Zappa plays Zappa band in a week! If you're referring to something beyond The Groupie Routine, then i'm not remembering it at the moment. Enjoy the show it's great music! tA Tribal Disorder
http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431 "Ya see, we're not interested in what you know...but what you are willing to learn. C'mon y'all." | |
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i'd be an orange bell pepper. | |
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MissMe said: A pea. Because I would be hunched together with my family snug in it's pod.
awww isnt that cute "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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Watermelon. | |
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theAudience said: ZombieKitten said: and you know the groupie story with that song? the one so inspired to get "regular"? I'm going to see the Zappa plays Zappa band in a week! If you're referring to something beyond The Groupie Routine, then i'm not remembering it at the moment. Enjoy the show it's great music! tA Tribal Disorder
http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431 Thanks! It was an anecdote in this book
a girl that presented the band with a perfectly spherical specimen of her own poo in a jar - thanks to that song | |
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ZombieKitten said: Thanks! It was an anecdote in this book
a girl that presented the band with a perfectly spherical specimen of her own poo in a jar - thanks to that song Aah. I've got to re-read that book. Thanks for the memory jog. tA Tribal Disorder
http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431 "Ya see, we're not interested in what you know...but what you are willing to learn. C'mon y'all." | |
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theAudience said: ZombieKitten said: Thanks! It was an anecdote in this book
a girl that presented the band with a perfectly spherical specimen of her own poo in a jar - thanks to that song Aah. I've got to re-read that book. Thanks for the memory jog. tA Tribal Disorder
http://www.soundclick.com...dID=182431 oh yeah | |
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MissMe said: A pea. Because I would be hunched together with my family snug in it's pod.
I like this answer | |
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I'd be a beet...nobody eats that shit....so I'd be able to live a full and productive life... | |
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I'm just a buffet..... | |
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roodboi said: I'd be a beet...nobody eats that shit....so I'd be able to live a full and productive life...
when you talk about beets are they the same as beetroots?
these are the only beets we have down here | |
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ZombieKitten said: roodboi said: I'd be a beet...nobody eats that shit....so I'd be able to live a full and productive life...
when you talk about beets are they the same as beetroots?
these are the only beets we have down here | |
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roodboi said: ZombieKitten said: when you talk about beets are they the same as beetroots?
these are the only beets we have down here I really like those! roasted in a risotto with feta and walnuts | |
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