Because I'm tired of seeing this guy: http://tampa.creativeloaf...1-1_28.jpg (very slightly not safe for work).



He's a staple of the night club, we call "The Castle" here in Tampa. The DJ and owner, DJ ROB, who used to be married to a girl named Rebecca who used to like to stick dildos in her male friends assholes, used to employ my friend Javin, who I knew in the military.
The place is a wee bit eccentric, but here's the deal.

This guy, along with the famous "Peter Pan" man frequent that nightclub. As do college kids looking for something off the beaten path, folks who love the old MTV 120 minutes type of music, vampirish goth queens, and scared to death yuppies who had no clue what type of club they just stumbled in on.

But it's getting to be a bit much. Where the panty-man and peter pan were at one time, mildly entertaining, I've come to the conclusion that "HOLY FUCK--these dudes spend hundreds of hours of their lives in this club every year. Drunk, looking like...well, fool, all looking for some kind of attention Zorkon the space God wouldn't give them back home."



Well, in this regards, I guess it beats my seeking attention through the org.

At least these guys are tourist attractions in their own right.




Jana is a grammar nazi edit
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1st

why oh why dear god did I click on that link

Imago said:

WAIT--you've seen that Peter Pan guy in PERSON?!

What are you going to do instead?

jami0mckay said:

It gets worse





http://www.pixyland.org/p...About.html

jami0mckay said:

what? u dont like his outfit?

cuz thats what i got u for christmas

Peter Pan Man says: "On Saturday Oct. 7, 2007, At our favorite club "The Castle", I proposed to my wonderful Princess Dorothy/Tink."

http://dlisted.com/node/18255?page=3

CarrieMpls said:

Imago said:

he looks lke emo phillips too

ThreadCula said:

If we ever have an org invasion in Tampa, I'm going get one of them to give Jerseykrs a lap dance.


I mean it.



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Does the man in that photo dance vigorously dressed like that?

I heard Randy Constan (Peter Pan) recently proposed to his girlfriend at The Castle. Were you there that night?

DanceWme said:

not unless it has sequinns
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jami0mckay said:

WillyWonka said:

No, I wasn't.

I do enjoy celebrity weddings though.

This thread is fucked up.

can you change the title from NSFW to NSFTI Not Suitable For The Internet?

INSATIABLE said:

Yes, of course.

He FREQUENTS the castle.

Actually, does anyone have that picture of Jerseykrs pinching the nipple of the panty-man? That shit was funny.

jami0mckay said:

Look, this isn't that bad. I mean, it's not a Carly Simon thread or anything.

Imago said:

I absolutely ADORE that man!

That's it, I'm coming to Florida!

Imago said:

thats true the peterpan guy would make a good villian in a batman movie, if John Waters ever gets to direct one.

INSATIABLE said:

jami0mckay said:

OMG

You're right. He does look like Emo Phillips.

Imago said:

!!!


Is your roommate hot?

Imago said:

Which one is your date?

INSATIABLE said:

nope.


If I was drunk off my goddamned ass and just snorted pint sized bottle of poppers, I'd still no fuck him.



He has 3 or 4 girlfriends that he rotates in and out of his bedroom though, so it could just be me.

But ask Carrie--I have very good taste in men. Its the women where my taste get spotty and downright regrettable.

Imago said:

I love that you admit it.

CarrieMpls said:

Well, if it WEREN'T true, I'd be in a stable relationship wouldn't I?