SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

i believe she meant fiasco, but when she said it there was a fiesta going on in my head and i had to work hard to keep from laughing out loud. it was worse than that damn clown funeral on mary tyler moore!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I was wondering why she would call that situation a party.

My cousin thought Ohio was Yellow. Kentucky was Green, Iowa was Pink, etc cause the map at her school showed the states as different colors.

PANDURITO said:

I met a chick once that believed that when you call a number that is disconnected that poor lil lady has to answer everytime and tell you that the number you have reached has been disconnected. and yes she was very blonde

A friend of mine, we'll name him Robert, started dating my friend John. John was from the Phillipines. Robert once, during lovemaking, asked John at what age his tail had fallen off.

Robert was around 28 years old.

My best friend and I had to tell Robert later that these were stories that racist people started to dehumanize other races.
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religion



moving to politics and religion luv4U

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

George W. Bush...

That Michael Jackson is still beautiful at times.

The 2000 Election results were accurate

That Iraq had anything to do with terrorism/9-11

That Robert Downey Jr. was Morton Downy Jr's son

I can't believe someone believed Prince sang the word 'troubling' in the song "Tamborine".






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Jestyr said:

don't hate cuz you're wrong

Jestyr said:

I sometimes sing "trembling".....

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

I thought is was "trampoline"

Troubling people, Troubling!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

what is? That prince masturbates while bouncing on a trampoline? I'm just kidding don't sue me please!!!

When I was a kid, this guy in my school told me that Asian women's vaginas were horizontal rather than vertical, so I believed it and I thought that was what Prince meant when he sang, "I guess I should've known by the way you parked your car sideways."

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I thought he said cock-uh-ring...

Efan said:

that gives the line SOME meaning at least

OK Supa... my mom in her maternal glory introduced me to weed at the age of 8, because she believed that marijuana was a cure for asthma. She had huge plants all in the living room and everything....I quit on my own when I was 11. Gotta love the 70's

My younger sister believed that eating boogers made you smart, because my step dad told her this. After that, whenever she had a cold, she was sucking in brain food

True story....

I used to believe that all black men had large penises.



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NDRU said:

I have to agree. That works too.

The tit larvae thread. It's so clearly one of those pinecone-type shakers superimposed onto a boob.

I can't believe that over 85% of our soldiers in Iraq thought we invaded Iraq in retaliation for Saddam Hussein's role in the 9/11 attacks. I also can't believe that in 2004, a majority of American citizens believed that, too. And I really can't believe that today, about 40% of Republicans still believe Saddam Hussein was involved in the 9/11 attacks.

paintedlady said:

!!!!! Damn! Did you ever hear the story of how my mom tried to ply me with pussy?

Damn, you went cold turkey on weed at 11

RodeoSchro said:

if Fox News says it, it MUST be true!!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Please you must share!!!

That I said who I was once.