NDRU said:

yeah someone on a thread here believed that was real.

NDRU said:

I just watched a special on IFC that talked about that movie.

sextonseven said:

Cool film. I used to work for Miranda July's parents.

CarrieMpls said:

Damn Can you imagine she is still tryin to hide the fact she had sex when....*HELLO*.....she has a daughter!

NDRU said:

Yeah, Miranda was interviewed on Indie Sex: Teens. I have to see that movie now.

sextonseven said:

The only other thing I've seen of hers is Center of the Earth. Oh, actually she did some short stuff, quirky & similar to the character she played in Me, You & Everyone

CarrieMpls said:

I had to explain to my mother what a queef was. A couple weeks later she went out to dinner with some friends and tried to tell them what it was but forgot the word for it. So she called me up while in the busy restaurant. She starts to ask me how I am and all the normal chit chat. Then she says, "hey, what do you call a (whispers) pussy fart?". I was like, "WHAT?!?!". I had never heard my mother say the word pussy before.

evenstar said:

What a plonker you were.

I just had a funny experience; thought my grammar was just some preparation for a text we're studying tomorrow. It was actually an essay to be written in the Passé Simple (a literary tense I'd never used before). It had just turned midnight. 56 minutes later and it's done. That was a close call. Never assume anything.

- I knew this dingy-ass broad that thought each state had their own moon.

- I knew another broad that thought there actually was "Fashion Police".

benyamin said:

twit.

I told a coworker that I was half Korean and she still believes it

JuliePurplehead said:

I love your mom!

NDRU said:

The Center Of The World I have seen. In the movie, when the stripper pulled the blowpop out of her hootenanny, my eyes almost fell out of my head. I didn't expect to see that in a non-porn film.

My best friend's little brother honestly believed I was Punky Brewster's real life twin sister.

Same best friend (apparently gulability runs in the family...) believed that I won a pin off of George Michael's jean jacket in some contest. The pin was a larger gold(tone) pin with "revenge" spelled out accross it and it came along with a handwritten note from George Michael himself


I *still* tease her about that to this day. It was like 2 years later that I confessed that my dad's girlfriend had written the note, we sprayed it with my brother's cologne and I bought the pin at some store in the mall.

thekidsgirl said:

People used to say I was asian so much when I was younger that I stopped contesting it

I told this one chick that Marilyn Manson & Shirley Manson were siblings. She totally believed me. What a dumb ass.

Imago said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

well hey, consider it a compliment

thekidsgirl said:

One guy obsessed that I wore makeup to make my eyes look asian and actually grabbed me to do a physical inspection and when he saw that it was not eyeliner, but a crease, he started pointing and laughing that I was asian WTF?!

Oh, why did you tell your co-worker you were half Korean?
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

she was uh, very hmm, not ignorant, but you could tell she hadn't met many minorities in her life...and she kept asking me all these stupid questions like if I could braid hair (no), make good fried chicken (no, I don't really eat meat), and if I liked Lil Wayne (HELL NAW!) cause that was her favorite rapper...

So one day she was joking with me and said "Your the most non-black, black person I've ever met". So I replied, "Mo, It's cause I'm not black, my mom is Korean and she raised me. Why do you think I eat so much kimchi"

I was only joking but she believed me and never asked me a stupid question again. I heard from my manager later, that the girl felt really bad and was scared that she had offended me and my culture

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

CREEP ALERT!!

why was he so concerned
Damn!

thekidsgirl said:

More or less the same bullshit as with your co-worker

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Ah, yes, being someone's unwilling personal scientific study subject is always fun!

i have a dumbass stepmother who believed galaxies and the universe were entirely fictitious, to the point that when i tried to explain to her that these things existed, i was sent to my room until my dad got home and confirmed to her that yes, such things really do exist.

That I Love New York is unscripted and not staged.....

Anxiety said:

Did she have an explanation for this lie or was she too dumb to even come up with one?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

i think the fact that she was/is dumber than a box of water WAS her explanation.

this is the same woman who locked her infant son in the car with the keys and screamed "OH MY GOD THIS IS SUCH A FIESTA!!!"

Anxiety said:

omg.

Anxiety said:

Fiesta!? Did she mean Fiasco?! Even so, who the hell would say that when locking their child in the car