In lieu of an Org cuss jar being installed on our hard drives, I thought I would give people a way to vent without having to resort to nasty words (you know, like "cunt.")

Would you like to say something bad, but say it good?

It's the Euphemism Generator! Check it out:

http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism





Or make up your own.







Edit: I think it works better if you add "if you know what I mean" at the end, although that could just make it more annoying.
[This message was edited Sun Oct 13 13:53:08 PDT 2002 by 2the9s]

I got one! ...and I did not have to say a word! I am so cool...

OCEANA said:

Way to torch the brass puppy Oceana, if you know what I mean.

2the9s said:

...Oh well! I try .

OCEANA said:

Do you Oceana?? Cause frankly I just think you're roasting the dermal sausage here. I mean would it kill you to give it a shot or do you wanna live your whole life putting a kink in the moist headlight?








[This message was edited Sun Oct 13 13:58:58 PDT 2002 by 2the9s]

...if you know what I mean...

2the9s said:

ROLMAO! What do you want me to say...I use to be able to type them...NEVER be able to say them . Ok... Lets see... .

OCEANA said:

Just click the link...

2the9s said:

I did, but I am just ...I dont have that kind of imagination...I do though have fantasies...

Oceana posted her point-of-view and opened a window on a brick wall.
[This message was edited Sun Oct 13 14:07:52 PDT 2002 by Aerogram]

2the9s said:

[This message was edited Sun Oct 13 14:09:32 PDT 2002 by Lleena]

OCEANA said:

What are you, double-parking the pumpkin?? You don't need an imagination! That's the beauty of this! Just click the link and hit re-load for each new one.






Arghhhh.....!
[This message was edited Sun Oct 13 14:07:26 PDT 2002 by 2the9s]

... ...come on now...you all know me... give me a SMALL break!

Lleena said:

Is that a euphemism?

Perhaps 2the9s, you could spend your time more productively posting intelligent stuff, instead of wasting your weekend parking the tiny brass flambé (if you know what I mean).

2the9s said:

You should have seen him

burping the one-eyed paisley soap.

2the9s said:

Damn,,,this is the time to prove myself...RIGHT...OK...wait...SHIT!

OCEANA said:

You'll get a break when you stop grinding our coconuts.

ian said:

Yeah, you tell him ian!

ian said:

Oh look, I see Ian's decided to stop kissing the groceries for once and perpetuate the hot pickle. Well, whoop dee doo!

We're really impressed!







Look! No edit!

Aerogram said:

...Now Aerogram, that turned me on! GRINDING OUR COCONUTS

Lleena said:

Look who's talking. Someone who is constantly hazing the lucky ham Cossack.

Well 2the9s, if you are gonna act like you are walking on the melting pimentos, I'm gonna have to put you in your place and tell you this - for as long as I've known you, you've done nothing but shampoo the kishka. And I for one am tired of it dammit

Will we see eye-to-eye when you come down from your soap box?
[This message was edited Sun Oct 13 14:19:18 PDT 2002 by Aerogram]

ian said:

ROLMAO!!! GOOD ONE!

ian said:

Now it's personal bub!

Keep digging the chocolate virus, my friend. One of these days someone's gonna come up to you and explore the lower bald Buddha, and I know you know what I mean!

I always liked "dipping the weasel" myself...

That is...I've always like the euphemism "dipping the weasel"...I didn't mean the actualy act...

Well, actually I do love dipping the weasel, too...both the euphemism and the act...



Nevermind...

2the9s said:

Shut the door! I'm

training the rubber croissant.

Oh it's like that huh? Why do you always have to reduce everything to being an issue of double-parking the snowman? I mean, it's not like I'm still dipping the peach nowadays, I haven't done that in YEARS - not since my student days.

Perhaps if you examined your own behaviour instead of spending all your time playing "spin the bishop" you'd finally be able to post about more than just slapping the flying purple walrus.

Right?

Ahhh, you're just a washed up college baller like Shane Battier!