why is thread still going?

jami0mckay said:

because I am so bored tonight I am reading page 5 and beyond while eating a whole tub of ice-cream and I am not even premenstrual, and now my mum thinks I am gonna get a divorce because her 40th wedding anniversary is today, and my 9th one is in 2 days but I told her I was getting the locks changed before then

ZombieKitten said:

I thought so

jami0mckay said:

you're always so understanding

ZombieKitten said:

so why are you changing the locks?

jami0mckay said:

BECAUSE MEN ARE ALL BASTARDS

ZombieKitten said:

jami0mckay said:

yeah, shame

ZombieKitten said:

'cough' not all

jami0mckay said:

proof required

ZombieKitten said:

what sort of proof? a certificate or something?

jami0mckay said:

let me get back to you

jami0mckay said:

I am still waiting for my answer.

MissMe said:

oh yeah so you are, is 7pm ok ?

jami0mckay said:

Yeah. We could order HOT chilli con carne laced with laxatives.

MissMe said:

cool I'll bring the Andrex


















I said Andrex

ZombieKitten said:

Yeah! And where they have to wear gloves and helmets while eating and get astronaut diapers to pee in. Brilliant!

retina said:

stroke of genius! and they can chase around their food in zero-g and sign the bill upside down with astronaut pens and order using their com-links