I thought long and hard about this before starting it, but what the hell - we've all got a sense of humour here, haven't we?

Prince's next album apparently consists of re-recordings of his old songs with a serial killer theme.

The tracklisting for 'Last December (I killed U)' is as follows;

Can't Stop This Feeling I Got
La La La Means I'm Psychotic
Friend Lover Sister Mother/ Victim
Sexual Homicide
Alphabet Backstreet
Last Heart(Beat)
(U Can't) Get Loose!
Just As Long As U're Tethered
Ripopgodajugular
Emancipation (is impossible)
In This Bed U'll Scream
Slow Death
Maim In The Sunshine
And God Tells Me To Kill Woman

Anybody got any more?

U will die 4 ME

y'all are pretty bored, aren't you?

Giant, have you been drinking again?

4LOVE said:

I like this one.

Take You With Me
Diamonds & Perils
Dance Murder Sex Romance
Dead Friends Go Stale
Eye Wish U Hell
DJ Gets Mauled
Count The Slays
LetMeGo
Get Yo Grave On
Betcha By Golly, OW!
White Manson
Tick Tick Bang (LOL)
Knives In The Temple
Joy In Retribution

Tom said:

CLASSIC! PERFECT!

Tom said:

Sounds like a Weekend at Bernie's adventure.

morning noon and night i cut off your head

the most beautiful gun in the world
billy jack knife
letitcut
i rock therefore i kill
into the knife
2 the knife
dig u better dead
girls and blades
sometimes i kill in april

I thought this thread was for people who had a sixth sense. Imagine my horror.

I think I'll pass rewriting a song on that theme this week.

Pop Life (the last mix)
When You Were Dying
I'm NOT CRAZY
I Could Never Find A Place For Your Man
Shots In The Temple
Kill
I Wanna Be Your Embalmer
How Come You Don't Call Me Anymore ( the deadgirl remix)
Another Looney Christmass (with you under my tree)
200 Places
Head/Little Red Corvette (never look for it there)

Aerogram said:

Will next week be better?Is there something i'm missing?

A Cadaver in Your Place By My Hand

I'll Hide the Bones
Chaos and Dismember
Dinner of Delores *cannibal remix*
I'll Dig U Better Dead
Joint by Joint *cutting u up remix*
The Human Body(is delicious) *Hannibal remix*
It's Going to be a Brutal Night
Right Back Here are Her Arms
U Got the Hook *the I Know What You Did Last Summer remix*
I Ate You
The Body of Dorthy Parker
Sign 'o' the Crimes
Anothershinybulletinyohead



Sorry I got carried away there for a second.

Lots of love to you all.

STARFISHNCOFFEE said:

Those are GREAT! I particularly like Chaos and Dismember and Right Back Here Are Her Arms.

Not so funny, when you live in the D.C. area.

Bloody Rain
Sniper Nikki
Did You Hear That Man Cry
Fire Burning Street
You're Turning Blue
I'm Following You
The Dead One
I'm Gonna Kill You
I Cut You Into Stars

well, it is almost halloween, so this is pretty apropos...

i'll think of some titles...

Moonbeam said:

Thanks alot sweety. Here are a few more...

When You Club Somebody
Do You Die
I Wonder Who *stalker remix*
The Beautiful Guns
Computer Blew *bomber remix*
Walk Don't Run (so I can catch you)
The Axe
3 Chains Will Hold

This all doesn't make me a sicko does it?


Sorry.

Lots of love to you all.

ThreadBare said:

I'm in oakland,shooting every year.You learn to live with it after awhile.If it's your time to go'it's your time to go.

STARFISHNCOFFEE said:

Magnificent effort Starfish!!!

Apologies if any are repeated...

Dirty blinds (blood stained mix)
Knife of the times
The non-sensual everafter
Something in the water does not compute (poison mix)

ThreadBare said:

roger that yo

How about a cover of Killing in the Name RATM

STARFISHNCOFFEE said:

I like the ones you came up with that's funny.

4LOVE said:

I agree with the whole fate thing, but this is a bit different. They're telling us to walk in a zigzag pattern when we go outside. I mean, c'mon...

ThreadBare said:

Goodness man. That is harsh.