I was inspired by the sandwich thread... I posted my world famous endangered bird and bear sandwich recipe for everyone to try... now I am reposting and I hope that some of you can supply more tasty recipes for endagered species!

IceNine's recipe for the PERFECT sandwich:

1 medium-size hoagie roll
3 pieces of thinly-sliced snowy owl
3 pieces of thinly-sliced panda
3 pieces of thinly-sliced bald eagle
Thinly sliced red onions (to taste)
Fresh iceberg and romaine lettuce
Grey Poupon deli-style mustard
Sliced black olives
Light sprinkling of vinegar and oil over the vegetables
Salt and fresh cracked black pepper
Thinly sliced tomato
2 pieces swiss cheese

Toast sandwich until lightly browned

ENJOY!

1. Kill green sea turtle

2. Hack shell apart from body

3. Remove head, slit belly, remove eggs and entrails.

4. Boil in big pot with assorted veggies and spices.

5. MMM...good stew.

Tastes like chicken?

BARF!!! The horrible thing is on my last trip to France I ate whale meat without knowing what it was

Much love Pochacco

Jesus counts for an endangered species, right? I have several lovely Jesus Christ recipes!

Rhonda's Jesus Christ Holupki

1 head cabbage
1 lb ground Jesus Christ
1 cup rice (parboiled)
chopped onions fried in oil (save some for sauce)
1 egg
salt and pepper
parsley

Sauce

1 large can tomato puree or sauce
fried onions

Parboil the cabbage and separate leaves. Combine ground Jesus Christ, parboiled rice, the chopped onion fried in oil, egg, salt, pepper and parsley. Fill and roll cabbage leaves. Place in large pot. Put water in the bottom and bring to a boil. Pour tomato sauce over the holupki and cook for an hour or until cabbage is done.


Buckwheat Groats Filling for Holupki

1 large onion, chopped
2 stalks celery, chopped
1/3 cup oil or margarine
4 cups cooked buckwheat groats
1 1/2 cups cooked rice
1 egg
1 clove garlic, minced
1/4 teaspoon pepper
salt to taste
1/4 cup tomato sauce or ketchup

Saute onions and celery in oil. Add remaining ingredients and blend well.

Alternatively, ground Jesus Christ may be replaced by ground hamburger...

Tarrogon Barn Owl With Mushrooms

1 barn owl plucked and be-headed
a small bunch of fresh tarrogon or parsley
55g/2 oz butter
1 carrot
2 shallots, quartered
225g/8 oz button mushrooms
1-2 tablespoons sherry
150ml/quarter pint of double cream
salt and freshly ground black pepper

Preheat oven to 190 c/375 f, gas mark 5
Put the herbs inside the owl and put into a flameproof casserole pot with the butter. Cover and cook in the oven for 1 hour 20 minutes.
Meanwhile, make a little stock by simmering the giblets with the carrot and shallots for about 30 minutes, then strain.
Add the mushrooms to the casserole. Cook for a further 10 minutes. Remove the owl and mushrooms to a dish and keep hot. Reduce the juices then add the sherry and the stock. Simmer for 2 or 3 minutes then add the cream. Simmer for a further 5 minutes and season.
Carve the owl and serve with the mushrooms. Drizzle with sauce.

Manatee w/Mushroom gravy sauce...

1.Go to the local grocery store, pick
up a FRESH Manatee...stale Manatee's
will not work, as they taste like
melted tire rubber.

2.Clean up the ensuing mess that the
Manatee will undoubtedly leave in your
car and house, whilst you and it are
tussling about.

3.Dead yet? Good,:wOOt:. Boil till
tender, roughly 12 hrs.

4.Let stand for 30 mins. This will allow
the Manatee to reabsorb it's own juices.

5.Serve smothered in a mushroom sauce of
your liking! Enjoy the not-so-bountiful
fruits that nature has to offer!

Natsume said:

We are animals, are me made to be eaten? And if so, do we go better with red or white wine?

mrchristian said:

Are we made to be eaten?

Jump into a den of lions and find out!

:LOL:

We are most certainly meant to be food!

mrchristian said:

I can say, red wine is the best when it comes to cannabilism...

IceNine said:

It would suck to go out like an appetizer at Taco Bell some 9 yr old fat kid pukes up on a car seat. I'd like to be a main entree at the Russian Tea Room. Can that be arranged?

My Uncle who is a wildlife biologist, whom studies the wolverine and other endangered animals would be very disappointed in you ice for making up this thread...


However I must give you props for a job well done cause your threads never cese to make me laugh, and always amaze me time and again.
[This message was edited Mon Oct 14 14:38:32 PDT 2002 by MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld]

mrchristian said:

I will see what I can do... but it would certainly be easier for you to jump into a lion or tiger habitat at the zoo.

IceNine said:

I've always wanted to jump in the ape's cage and fulfill one of my fantasies--masturbate in public, eat my boogers, and then pick my ass then lick my fingers--i would make a great ape. Hopefully the alpha male will make me his bitch and then beat me senseless...'It's all i dream about really' (Appolonia)

mrchristian said:

Once, at the zoo, I saw a chimp drink another chimp's urine... straight from the source.

One of the reasons I do not patronize zoos anymore.

I actually own The Decadent Cookbook by Medlar Lucan and Durian Grey. Among instructions on how to have a feast fit for Caligula, a chapter of recipes devoted to using blood as the main ingredient and a fantasy Marquis de Sade-style feast is a chapter of recipes using endangered species, including the aye-aye (of which the book claims there are only about 20 left in existence), the Japanese Ibis and Giant Panda Paw.

CarrieMpls said:

Very cool... post some recipes!!!

IceNine said:

Alright...

Kapoko Pie

The parrot owl of New Zealand, also known as the kapoko, has been hunted to the point where it is almost extinct, so presumeably it is rather tasty. Mrs Beeton provided the following recipe- orginally for parakeets.

Ingredients:
2 kapokos
a few slices of beef (underdone cold beef is the best for this purpose)
4 rashers of bacon
3 hard-boiled eggs
minced parsley
lemon peel
pepper and salt
stock
puff paste

Mode:
Fillet and joint the birds. Line a pie-dish with the beef cut into slices, over them place the breasts and legs of one of the kapokos, dredge with flour, fill up the spaces with the eggs cuts into slices and scatter over seasoning. Next put the bacon, cut in small strips, then kapoko and fill up with beef seasoning as well. Pour in the stock and water to nearly fill the dish, cover with puff paste and bake for one hour.

There are also recipes for dog (which includes specific preparation- "the dog should be tied to a post for a day and hit with small sticks, to 'shift' the fat in the adipose tissue"), cat, rat and even dormice. An interesting read, to say the least...

Green Tree Frog Puree

Directions:

1. Find swampy area, grab net and climb a tree.

2. Catch frog in net.

3. Place leg in splint after you have regained conciousness from falling from tree.

4. Limp home.

Ingrediants:

1. 2 bottles of vodka.

2. Tomato juice.

3. One Green Tree frog.

Cooking Instructions:

1. Drink the 2 bottles of vodka til you are good and dizzy.

2. Place Tree Frog and tomato juice in blender.

3. Blend til lumps are gone.

4. Poor mixture into icy pole moulds and add sticks.

Serving suggestions

Serve to children on hot day when they are being too noisey and giving you the shits.

i know this is just fun, but the situation bout endangered species, is a immensely serious problem. They say in bout mid-20-centery over 50% of all species will be exctinct or in danger of bein exctinct. This is due 2 a man-made modern world, i hate the chinese and some of the asains cuz they eat anythin, includin endangered species, they need 2 be tought a lesson >:0 They eat dogs, cats bats! They'd probably eat there gran'ma if they were hungry.

Sam

sambluedolphin said:

Quite true... I am actually an animal lover and a vegetarian.

I don't take myself so seriously that I can't make a joke though.

IceNine said:

mrchristian said:

I was made to be eaten...however wine won't do...chocolate syrup on the other hand...

Natsume said:

That's actually one of the reasons i do visit the zoo. They really tend to be boring, and the apes and chimps are as close to watching Jerry Springer as i can find-although the apes might be insulted by that comment.

[This message was edited Tue Oct 15 16:31:34 PDT 2002 by mrchristian]

Natsume said:

I see. By whom? And did He also intend for them to be factory farmed? If so, He is a cruel bastard.


My recipe:

Human Stew

Take 2 humans of the endangered sort (those who consume resources beyond any and all reason; North America is an excellent place to find such humans if they are not widely available in your locale, though they probably are).

Cut into small cubes.

Boil in water that was packaged in a plastic bottle and shipped via gasoline powered vehicle across the world. Add exotic veggies of your choice, also shipped from a climate far far away via gasoline powered vehicle. Stir in some salt harvested from your local polluted body of seawater. . .


Blah blah blah. Generally love the soapbox, but my heart isn't in it today, maybe some other time.



Doves,
Mel!ssa

mrchristian said:

Where do you guys get all these crazy animations?

No, I just don't see a chimp pissing into another chimp's mouth on the "codes" page

Bump for this funny ass website:

http://www.petsorfood.com/

Enjoy!