IstenSzek said:

You have great parents. My parents never spoke to me about sex. I would always hear guys talking about masturbation and decided to try it in the shower once. It worked!!!!! I think I took 3 showers that day.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

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That first time is hilarious when you look back

Oh god...just the idea of knowing something like that about my sister would send me into the fetal position...

Why did she have it in the garage. Most of us keep them in our bedrooms.

I've never had anything like this happen. The closest I came to getting caught with anything sexual was when my dad almost caught me shagging on the couch. We weren't actually doing anything (yet) but it was heading in that direction. I had the chain on the front door and I had the fastest reflexes ever. I jumped up at light speed and told her to go hide out in the bedroom while i let my dad in.

Also, the time my dad discovered all the porno and nudie pics I had on downloaded on the computer. I still haven't recovered from that one. He keeps a password on the computer, so when I have to restart it or something, I can't get back on until he puts in the password. I know how to get around it though.

I love this thread

hmmm, the best I can do right now is I found my dads porn collection while adventuring with my cousins, needless to say, he was upset but when my mom asked him why he said it was because we were playing hide and go seek with the lights off and knocking stuff over downstairs

If I would have found anything of my mothers that even reminded me of sex or resembled anything sexual I think I would have to go into a mental institution!!!

my sister and i found this 80s sex board game under my parents bed as kids, which led to trying to look up what fellatio meant in the dictionary

KidaDynamite said:

When my mom last had a boyfriend, she wanted to talk sex with me sooo bad but that was only happening over my dead body

She did manage to make me help her find some racy underoos though

thekidsgirl said:

My mother didn't talk to me about sex until I was like 19-20 and it was only about how she "didn't" talk to my sister I about it!

KidaDynamite said:

you had it good! I got the 'sex talk' from my dad, after my mom told him she thought I was a lesbian (I'm not)

AWKWARD!

I never ever had the sex talk with either of my parents. I learned everything from books, and TV. I knew about sperm and eggs when I was very young, when I read about it in an anatomy book. Somehow, even at that young age, I knew that babies came from sex. But I really didn't have an idea of what sex really was. It wasn't until a few years later when one of my older friends told me where the sperm came from . He described it as peeing When I first heard that I was like "Wait, so you pee while you're having sex, and that makes the girl pregnant?"

man, WTF???
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thekidsgirl said:

Volitan said:

Ohhhh, so thats how it happens!

thekidsgirl said:

He also mentioned being in a certain weird position while "peeing". Not a sexual position, your leg had to be in a weird position or something. I swear, people are so dumb when their pre-teens.....

Wow! Your grandma must be very innocent if she believed fortune cookies came in plastic

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

CarrieMpls said:

If I die,
the first thing that I have written in my will is
"To all of my family & friends,
I bequeath an open mind.
Cuz, when you guys find all that stuff underneath my bed,
believe me,
you're gonna need it."

We had to take our dog up the vets as he ate a used tampon. Our dog could of died, seriously.


Imagine people asking you "so how did he die?" "oh, he ate my sisters used tampon". My sister was fucked up at that time LOL.

IstenSzek said:

Istensex!

There you are. You've been missed. Please do try to drop by more often.

Wasn't that InstantSex?

scififilmnerd said:

i will i've just been terribly caught up in work lately
but now i've got some more time again

PANDURITO said: