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Man Marries Dog!.......... If you thought this thread was weird Sex With Sheep?... ...Then catch a load of this! Man Marries Dog AFP - Wednesday, November 14 03:53 amCHENNAI, India (AFP) - An Indian farmer has married his dog in a bid to overcome what he believes is a curse caused by him having stoned to death two mating dogs in his rice field, press reports said. (Advertisement) The 34-year-old farmer, identified as Selvakumar from Sivaganga district in the southern state of Tamil Nadu, fell on bad fortune 15 years ago after killing the dogs and hanging their carcasses from a tree. A few days later, his hearing and speech were impaired and he was unable to walk. Doctors were clueless, but an astrologer finally told him he was cursed by the spirits of the dogs he had killed. He could undo the curse only if he married a dog and live with it, the soothsayer said. After a long search for a 'suitable bride', Selvakumar managed to get a four-year-old mongrel bitch from a friend and had a fully-fledged Hindu wedding in front of villagers and elders on Sunday, eyewitnesses said. The canine bride, named Selvi, was adorned in a sari and flowers and brought to the temple by village women. A Hindu priest conducted the ceremony. The reports, however, said Selvi the dog attempted to make a run for it -- apparently due to the large crowds -- but was eventually tracked down and returned to her new 'husband'. "The dog is only for lifting the curse and after that, he plans to get a real bride," a friend of the groom said. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/...b4f_1.html Marriages of convenience | |
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will he have to have relations with it too? | |
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ZombieKitten said: will he have to have relations with it too?
Only if he can catch it! ...Rumour has it that he prefers camels | |
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He married a bitch
That lucky bastard! | |
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I can't wait to see the wedding photos ...I wonder what happened when he was told he could kiss the bride? | |
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By Associated Press
November 13, 2007 A former dog shelter volunteer was sentenced to two years probation today and ordered to stay away from animals after he was caught having sex with a basset hound outside the shelter. Gustavo Castanon also will get surprise visits from probation officers at his home to ensure there are no animals there, said Denver District Judge Robert B. Crew Jr. The judge also ordered Castanon to enroll in an anger-management program and undergo a psycho-sexual evaluation. Castanon has no pets, but his partner does, so Castanon cannot live at that house if the pets stay there. Castanon will remain in the Denver County Jail for another 10 days on an immigration hold. If Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials don't pick him up by then, he will be released and begin his probation, Crew said. Castanon was dismissed as a volunteer at Denver's Municipal Animal Shelter after being spotted in late September by an employee behind the building with the dog. Castanon was half-naked and coaxing the dog to perform oral sex, the police report said. Castanon has remained jailed on animal cruelty charges, unable to come up with $10,000 bail. Castanon was convicted in 1998 of exposing himself at Cheesman Park, according to court records. | |
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sexinthesummer said: By Associated Press
November 13, 2007 A former dog shelter volunteer was sentenced to two years probation today and ordered to stay away from animals after he was caught having sex with a basset hound outside the shelter. Gustavo Castanon also will get surprise visits from probation officers at his home to ensure there are no animals there, said Denver District Judge Robert B. Crew Jr. The judge also ordered Castanon to enroll in an anger-management program and undergo a psycho-sexual evaluation. Castanon has no pets, but his partner does, so Castanon cannot live at that house if the pets stay there. Castanon will remain in the Denver County Jail for another 10 days on an immigration hold. If Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials don't pick him up by then, he will be released and begin his probation, Crew said. Castanon was dismissed as a volunteer at Denver's Municipal Animal Shelter after being spotted in late September by an employee behind the building with the dog. Castanon was half-naked and coaxing the dog to perform oral sex, the police report said. Castanon has remained jailed on animal cruelty charges, unable to come up with $10,000 bail. Castanon was convicted in 1998 of exposing himself at Cheesman Park, according to court records. I think this bit is pretty clear! org edit [Edited 11/14/07 4:49am] | |
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sexinthesummer said: By Associated Press
November 13, 2007 A former dog shelter volunteer was sentenced to two years probation today and ordered to stay away from animals after he was caught having sex with a basset hound outside the shelter. Gustavo Castanon also will get surprise visits from probation officers at his home to ensure there are no animals there, said Denver District Judge Robert B. Crew Jr. The judge also ordered Castanon to enroll in an anger-management program and undergo a psycho-sexual evaluation. Castanon has no pets, but his partner does, so Castanon cannot live at that house if the pets stay there. Castanon will remain in the Denver County Jail for another 10 days on an immigration hold. If Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials don't pick him up by then, he will be released and begin his probation, Crew said. Castanon was dismissed as a volunteer at Denver's Municipal Animal Shelter after being spotted in late September by an employee behind the building with the dog. Castanon was half-naked and coaxing the dog to perform oral sex, the police report said. Castanon has remained jailed on animal cruelty charges, unable to come up with $10,000 bail. Castanon was convicted in 1998 of exposing himself at Cheesman Park, according to court records. That's just wrong in all kinds of different ways!!! Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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so killing two dogs was bad, and marrying another is good? I think he's just making it worse. | |
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Just sick... | |
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Animal Farm (copyright)
"Dead in the middle of Little Italy little did we know
that we riddled some middleman who didn't do diddily"--BP | |
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Lack of education sure fucks people up. | |
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Is making fun of his wife?
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WTF?!?!?!? surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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Oh, please grow up people!
I went to the wedding, & I have to say, with the exception of when the bride took a dump when it was her turn to say her oath, the ceremony was quite lovely. | |
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Illustrator said: Oh, please grow up people!
I went to the wedding, & I have to say, with the exception of when the bride took a dump when it was her turn to say her oath, the ceremony was quite lovely. I bet it was the only time the vicar and the bride were wearing a dog collar | |
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no biggie. women marry dogs all the time. | |
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alwayslate said: no biggie. women marry dogs all the time.
My stepdad. | |
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alwayslate said: no biggie. women marry dogs all the time.
Not to mention all of the times when a man finds out ( usually after they've exchanged their "I do's") that he's ended up with a bitch. | |
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Illustrator said: alwayslate said: no biggie. women marry dogs all the time.
Not to mention all of the times when a man finds out ( usually after they've exchanged their "I do's") that he's ended up with a bitch. In my case, I wear that as a warning label. So whoever is checking me out, can always re-shelve me before they waste their money buying something they might have second thoughts on. (I don't believe in false advertising.) [Edited 11/17/07 19:10pm] | |
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The reports, however, said Selvi the dog attempted to make a run for it -- apparently due to the large crowds -- but was eventually tracked down and returned to her new 'husband'.
"WHAT THE FUCK? GET ME OUTTA HERE!" :rollingonthefloor: | |
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sexinthesummer said: By Associated Press
November 13, 2007 A former dog shelter volunteer was sentenced to two years probation today and ordered to stay away from animals after he was caught having sex with a basset hound outside the shelter. Gustavo Castanon also will get surprise visits from probation officers at his home to ensure there are no animals there, said Denver District Judge Robert B. Crew Jr. The judge also ordered Castanon to enroll in an anger-management program and undergo a psycho-sexual evaluation. Castanon has no pets, but his partner does, so Castanon cannot live at that house if the pets stay there. Castanon will remain in the Denver County Jail for another 10 days on an immigration hold. If Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials don't pick him up by then, he will be released and begin his probation, Crew said. Castanon was dismissed as a volunteer at Denver's Municipal Animal Shelter after being spotted in late September by an employee behind the building with the dog. Castanon was half-naked and coaxing the dog to perform oral sex, the police report said. Castanon has remained jailed on animal cruelty charges, unable to come up with $10,000 bail. Castanon was convicted in 1998 of exposing himself at Cheesman Park, according to court records. What the fuck? Ouch! Hell no...people are stupid... | |
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