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Printablepaintedlady said: StillGotIt said:  Damn....I thought I was bad.....  Actually its better to place the sewing needles in her pillow, she'll never know until its too late.....  whoa! The only LOVE there is, IS the LOVE WE MAKE ~ Prince | |
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LadyLuvSexxy said: xplnyrslf said: Would everyone feel better if we called them "water bugs"?
LOL that's what we call 'em in my family.... So did mine! It's a midwest thing. When my hubby pointed out one as being a "roach", I reflected back and thought WTF! the house I grew up in was infested! They were treated as an acceptable form of life. And those were the days of good chemicals to zap em'..... | |
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nvm [Edited 11/13/07 21:12pm] | |
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With a booty like hers, I'd hope that she be an animal.
IMO, based on her personality & attitude, I just couldn't imagine her being an vegetable. And if she was, I figure it's Marc Anthony's problem, anyways. I mind my own business. | |
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Oh wait....
you said "jello"..... my bad. | |
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It contains gelatine which is made from the proteins in meat products. It is not a vegetarian option. Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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paintedlady said: StillGotIt said: Damn....I thought I was bad..... Actually its better to place the sewing needles in her pillow, she'll never know until its too late..... or sewed shrimps into her curtain hems!  | |
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PREDOMINANT said: It contains gelatine which is made from the proteins in meat products. It is not a vegetarian option.
agar agar is a good alternative http://konny.fc2web.com/i...oku_e.html | |
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Illustrator said: Oh wait....
you said "jello"..... my bad.  | |
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ZombieKitten said: PREDOMINANT said: It contains gelatine which is made from the proteins in meat products. It is not a vegetarian option.
agar agar is a good alternative http://konny.fc2web.com/i...oku_e.html Isn't that from Seaweed? Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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PREDOMINANT said: ZombieKitten said: Isn't that from Seaweed?  from wiki: "Agar is a gelatinous substance chiefly used as a culture medium for microbiological work. It is an unbranched polysaccharide obtained from the cell membranes of some species of red algae or seaweed. It can be used as a laxative, a vegetarian gelatin substitute, a thickener for soups, in jellies, ice cream and Japanese desserts such as anmitsu, as a clarifying agent in brewing, and for paper sizing fabrics. The word agar comes from the Malay word agar-agar (meaning jelly). It is also known as kanten or agal-agal (Ceylon agar). Chemically, agar is a polymer made up of subunits of the sugar galactose. Agar polysaccharides serve as the primary structural support for the algae's cell walls." | |
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paintedlady said: xplnyrslf said: Is now a good time to mention, there's an acceptable level of human feces on strawberries?
ACTUALLY...jello is sounding pretty good! EEWW!! 
100 bug parts in peanutbutter Rat turds and pee on tuna Worms in creamed corn I still wanna know if all of this is true..... the strawberries too!  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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I don't care that it has animal parts in it. I love JELLO. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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KidaDynamite said: paintedlady said: EEWW!!
100 bug parts in peanutbutter Rat turds and pee on tuna Worms in creamed corn I still wanna know if all of this is true..... the strawberries too! Strawberries, yes, but at a minimal, acceptable level..... | |
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xplnyrslf said: KidaDynamite said: I still wanna know if all of this is true..... the strawberries too! Strawberries, yes, but at a minimal, acceptable level..... Kida, now you know they don't have outhouses in those strawberry fields... | |
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paintedlady said: xplnyrslf said: Strawberries, yes, but at a minimal, acceptable level..... Kida, now you know they don't have outhouses in those strawberry fields...
Okay so what about the Tuna, Cream Corn, and Peanut Butter is that true?!?!? surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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HE'S COMING AGAIN | |
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KidaDynamite said: paintedlady said: Kida, now you know they don't have outhouses in those strawberry fields...
Okay so what about the Tuna, Cream Corn, and Peanut Butter is that true?!?!? Tuna is now kept in better freezers, but our fish is mostly coming from countries like Japan and China, do you think they really keep those freezers completely pest free? Yes with the peanut butter, and you don't even want to here my best friend's creamed corn story....she make Alfred Hitchcock stories seem like nursery rhymes | |
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paintedlady said: KidaDynamite said:
Okay so what about the Tuna, Cream Corn, and Peanut Butter is that true?!?!? Tuna is now kept in better freezers, but our fish is mostly coming from countries like Japan and China, do you think they really keep those freezers completely pest free? Yes with the peanut butter, and you don't even want to here my best friend's creamed corn story....she make Alfred Hitchcock stories seem like nursery rhymes But I love cream corn!!! 
Damn!!! This thread is fuckin me up somethin terrible!!!
I wanna hear the story though sorry! I know i'm being a pest but you started it!  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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| short version...after throwing back more than half of the creamed corn on her plate, she stared to notice that some of those little bits of kernel had little black eyes...upon closer inspection, she realized that a good portion of the kernels were cut up maggots.
BTW she loved creamed corn and hasn't had a bite since....that was over ten years ago. Can't get her to eat any more....I've tried [Edited 11/15/07 20:45pm] | |
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Kida if you love creamed corn....use a lot of course ground black pepper to camouflage any eyeballs | |
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paintedlady said: Kida if you love creamed corn....use a lot of course ground black pepper to camouflage any eyeballs
I swear you are sooo getting on by bad side!!! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said: paintedlady said: Kida if you love creamed corn....use a lot of course ground black pepper to camouflage any eyeballs
I swear you are sooo getting on by bad side!!! Just here to help | |
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paintedlady said: KidaDynamite said: I swear you are sooo getting on by bad side!!! Just here to help You are crazy!! 
That story was nasty by the way!!!  [Edited 11/15/07 20:55pm] surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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I've been accused of being crazy lots of times.... growing up in the hood with a mom that teaches you how to smoke weed at 8("cus its good for asthma") might of had an effect on me, but don't worry, I quit smoking that stuff since I was 11.
I soo wish I was joking   | |
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paintedlady said: I've been accused of being crazy lots of times.... growing up in the hood with a mom that teaches you how to smoke weed at 8("cus its good for asthma") might of had an effect on me, but don't worry, I quit smoking that stuff since I was 11.
I soo wish I was joking  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said: paintedlady said: I've been accused of being crazy lots of times.... growing up in the hood with a mom that teaches you how to smoke weed at 8("cus its good for asthma") might of had an effect on me, but don't worry, I quit smoking that stuff since I was 11.
I soo wish I was joking I should really start a thread about my childhood.....shit I could write a whole book on all the funny crap that I've been through  | |
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paintedlady said: KidaDynamite said: I should really start a thread about my childhood.....shit I could write a whole book on all the funny crap that I've been through Well from that liitle paragraph above I can only imagine how your child hood was and I would definantly read tt book! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said: questionofu said: ooops sorry for the confusion, carrageenan is also used to make personal lubricant, but knowing some folks around here I should have clarified, don't want anyone takin some kool-aid gels home to their significant others, for "personal" use People's privates smelling like Kiwi Strawberry and shit!!! Who says that's a bad thing. If I found a girl with Kool-Aid snatch, you guys, would probably never hear from me again. Maybe we can go to the movies and cry together | |
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Volitan said: KidaDynamite said: People's privates smelling like Kiwi Strawberry and shit!!! Who says that's a bad thing. If I found a girl with Kool-Aid snatch, you guys, would probably never hear from me again. What flavor do you like and maybe we can work something out!!!  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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