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Printablepaintedlady said: xplnyrslf said: H  ow is one supposed to find that out?I was tested by my allergist (skin test) but I found out that chocolate can get you itchy the HARD way.....those damned Rocher's (sp). 
Wait!!! That don't have roaches in them also, do they?  Please don't tell me they do!!!  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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paintedlady said: KidaDynamite said: Not Hershey's 
what exactly is this roach material you speak of?!?!?! ROACHES FALLING IN THE CHOCOLATE and getting all mashed up in it till they are nice and smooth.....if you are allergic to roaches, your lips will itch if you eat a piece of chocolate that has alot of roach in it.  so, imagine the insecticeds in that shit | |
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Would everyone feel better if we called them "water bugs"?
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xplnyrslf said: Would everyone feel better if we called them "water bugs"?
That's even worse!!
That's those roaches ten times the size of regular roaches!!!!  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said: xplnyrslf said: Would everyone feel better if we called them "water bugs"?
That's even worse!!
That's those roaches ten times the size of regular roaches!!!! The question is, which one is in the chocolate you've been eating???? http://whatsthatbug.com/c...aches.html 
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KidaDynamite said: paintedlady said: I was tested by my allergist (skin test) but I found out that chocolate can get you itchy the HARD way.....those damned Rocher's (sp).
Wait!!! That don't have roaches in them also, do they? Please don't tell me they do!!! Those little chocolates are what I am most allergic to....won't touch them unless I want to look like I've been dating Mike Tyson, and I am not allergic to hazelnuts. My periods were never the same after finding out this info....but I still eat Godiva's truffles. | |
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Is now a good time to mention, there's an acceptable level of human feces on strawberries? 
ACTUALLY...jello is sounding pretty good! | |
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xplnyrslf said: KidaDynamite said: That's even worse!!
That's those roaches ten times the size of regular roaches!!!! The question is, which one is in the chocolate you've been eating???? http://whatsthatbug.com/c...aches.html
You're looking at somewhere in a 3rd world country.... I have a terrible phobia of those things..... surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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xplnyrslf said: Is now a good time to mention, there's an acceptable level of human feces on strawberries?
ACTUALLY...jello is sounding pretty good! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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xplnyrslf said: Is now a good time to mention, there's an acceptable level of human feces on strawberries?
ACTUALLY...jello is sounding pretty good! EEWW!!  
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paintedlady said: xplnyrslf said: Is now a good time to mention, there's an acceptable level of human feces on strawberries?
ACTUALLY...jello is sounding pretty good! EEWW!!
100 bug parts in peanutbutter Rat turds and pee on tuna Worms in creamed corn Is This True!?!? 
This is just great  i'm gonna lose about 20lbs pounds if I keep reading this stuff!surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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Whats even more interesting is how many times this topic has been dicussed here in G.D. | |
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Or start a garden.....? | |
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Unfortunately, I had the fine pleasure of opening up a Jiffy cornmuffin mix, and had a mill moth fly out of the box.....it was inside the wrapping. | |
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I'm pretty sure it's made out of Bill Cosby. | |
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one time my step-mom tried to make me eat Total ceral that i swear had meal bugs or some kind of small worm in them.
obviously i refused and she kept that shit in the fridge with milk in it and brought it out three days after for breakfast every morning. yes, the same bowl of cereal. fuckin bitch. | |
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JerseyKRS said: I'm pretty sure it's made out of Bill Cosby.
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horatio said: one time my step-mom tried to make me eat Total ceral that i swear had meal bugs or some kind of small worm in them.
obviously i refused and she kept that shit in the fridge with milk in it and brought it out three days after for breakfast every morning. yes, the same bowl of cereal. fuckin bitch. 
 surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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horatio said: one time my step-mom tried to make me eat Total ceral that i swear had meal bugs or some kind of small worm in them.
obviously i refused and she kept that shit in the fridge with milk in it and brought it out three days after for breakfast every morning. yes, the same bowl of cereal. fuckin bitch. Joan Crawford, eat your heart out....DAMN!
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paintedlady said: horatio said: one time my step-mom tried to make me eat Total ceral that i swear had meal bugs or some kind of small worm in them.
obviously i refused and she kept that shit in the fridge with milk in it and brought it out three days after for breakfast every morning. yes, the same bowl of cereal. fuckin bitch. Joan Crawford, eat your heart out....DAMN!
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horatio said: one time my step-mom tried to make me eat Total ceral that i swear had meal bugs or some kind of small worm in them.
obviously i refused and she kept that shit in the fridge with milk in it and brought it out three days after for breakfast every morning. yes, the same bowl of cereal. fuckin bitch. uhhhh.....why didn't you toss it in the bottom of the garbage when she wasn't looking, and say you ate it, and it was delicious, when she noticed it was gone???  | |
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Horatio....I'm the kind of kid that would have rubbed eggwhites on the kitchen floor and stairs and/or lined her tub with babyoil, to set her up with a nasty fall. stick her mascara brush in some poop and put it back in it's container, and back on her dresser, place a needle in her bed,etc. I would have tortured that poor woman | |
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horatio said: paintedlady said: Joan Crawford, eat your heart out....DAMN!
That is just wrong After that one, you should have wiped you ass with her makeup brushes..... Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. | |
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paintedlady said: Horatio....I'm the kind of kid that would have rubbed eggwhites on the kitchen floor and stairs and/or lined her tub with babyoil, to set her up with a nasty fall. stick her mascara brush in some poop and put it back in it's container, and back on her dresser, place a needle in her bed,etc. I would have tortured that poor woman
Damn....I thought I was bad..... Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. | |
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StillGotIt said: paintedlady said: Horatio....I'm the kind of kid that would have rubbed eggwhites on the kitchen floor and stairs and/or lined her tub with babyoil, to set her up with a nasty fall. stick her mascara brush in some poop and put it back in it's container, and back on her dresser, place a needle in her bed,etc. I would have tortured that poor woman
Damn....I thought I was bad..... Actually its better to place the sewing needles in her pillow, she'll never know until its too late.....  | |
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horatio said: one time my step-mom tried to make me eat Total ceral that i swear had meal bugs or some kind of small worm in them.
obviously i refused and she kept that shit in the fridge with milk in it and brought it out three days after for breakfast every morning. yes, the same bowl of cereal. fuckin bitch. 
you should have sprinkled a spoonful in the crotch of all her clean panties..... Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. | |
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StillGotIt said: horatio said: one time my step-mom tried to make me eat Total ceral that i swear had meal bugs or some kind of small worm in them.
obviously i refused and she kept that shit in the fridge with milk in it and brought it out three days after for breakfast every morning. yes, the same bowl of cereal. fuckin bitch.
you should have sprinkled a spoonful in the crotch of all her clean panties..... naw that's what itching powder is for | |
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xplnyrslf said: Would everyone feel better if we called them "water bugs"?
LOL that's what we call 'em in my family.... | |
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