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PrintableDanceWme said: Cloudbuster said: U wanna pic of my penis?
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DanceWme said: whether big or small are dumber than women.
Period. [Edited 11/13/07 9:59am] We are just simple....very predictable....and I am happy to be so!! You usually know what you are getting in dealing with a man as our existence is well....very basic. Women are very complex and intricate thinkers. I wouldn't mind it if they didn't have to TALK so damn much when simplicity could work just as well. Just yesterday I was sitting in traffic due to a car accident. I called the woman I was on my way to see. I told her I was sitting in traffic and could not move at all. She then proceeds to ask me what exit I was near so she could navigate me around the accident. That is all well and good and very much appreciated but I told her I was in the far left lane and could not get over at all. She just didn't even hear that and proceeded to start giving me directions just rambling and rambling. I had to CUT HER OFF and tell her....Hey...nobody is moving and you giving me directions is just not doing either one of us any good....STOP TALKING....DAMN!!  The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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DexMSR said: DanceWme said: whether big or small are dumber than women.
Period. [Edited 11/13/07 9:59am] We are just simple....very predictable....and I am happy to be so!! You usually know what you are getting in dealing with a man as our existence is well....very basic. Women are very complex and intricate thinkers. I wouldn't mind it if they didn't have to TALK so damn much when simplicity could work just as well. Just yesterday I was sitting in traffic due to a car accident. I called the woman I was on my way to see. I told her I was sitting in traffic and could not move at all. She then proceeds to ask me what exit I was near so she could navigate me around the accident. That is all well and good and very much appreciated but I told her I was in the far left lane and could not get over at all. She just didn't even hear that and proceeded to start giving me directions just rambling and rambling. I had to CUT HER OFF and tell her....Hey...nobody is moving and you giving me directions is just not doing either one of us any good....STOP TALKING....DAMN!! 
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DanceWme said: DexMSR said: We are just simple....very predictable....and I am happy to be so!! You usually know what you are getting in dealing with a man as our existence is well....very basic. Women are very complex and intricate thinkers. I wouldn't mind it if they didn't have to TALK so damn much when simplicity could work just as well. Just yesterday I was sitting in traffic due to a car accident. I called the woman I was on my way to see. I told her I was sitting in traffic and could not move at all. She then proceeds to ask me what exit I was near so she could navigate me around the accident. That is all well and good and very much appreciated but I told her I was in the far left lane and could not get over at all. She just didn't even hear that and proceeded to start giving me directions just rambling and rambling. I had to CUT HER OFF and tell her....Hey...nobody is moving and you giving me directions is just not doing either one of us any good....STOP TALKING....DAMN!!
Talking is our game! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!!  The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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JustErin said: DanceWme said:
I've been screwing a bunch of dumbasses You know the old saying: Bend in the dick does the trick. Dicks that are straight don't do it so great. | |
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ArielB said: Mine is practically invisible, does it still count?
Of course it counts! MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Steadwood said: JustErin said: No, no. You've got it wrong. The more the curve on the dick the smarter they are. So basically geniuses all have banana dicks. http://www.collegesexadvi...enis.shtml 
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ArielB said: Mine is practically invisible, does it still count?
Mine counts and can read. But the letters have be really big, since it only has one eye). Yet, that still makes it smarter than most women I've dated. | |
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Illustrator said: ArielB said: Mine is practically invisible, does it still count?
Mine counts and can read. But the letters have be really big, since it only has one eye). Yet, that still makes it smarter than most women I've dated. | |
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Illustrator said: ArielB said: Mine is practically invisible, does it still count?
Mine counts and can read. But the letters have be really big, since it only has one eye). Yet, that still makes it smarter than most women I've dated.  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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JustErin said: No, no. You've got it wrong. The more the curve on the dick the smarter they are. So basically geniuses all have banana dicks.
DanceWme said:
I've been screwing a bunch of dumbasses a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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DanceWme said: whether big or small are dumber than women.
Period. [Edited 11/13/07 9:59am] Period, no women get periods. |
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Stax said: JustErin said: No, no. You've got it wrong. The more the curve on the dick the smarter they are. So basically geniuses all have banana dicks.
DanceWme said:
I've been screwing a bunch of dumbasses So that explains my curve to the left!!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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