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I met pornstar Sophia Rossi...... She was a very sweet girl, and a very sexy body.. 
She gave me two autographs.. One on a poster (which I got for free  ) and the other.....
She got on all fours and wrote on my tummy!!!  That was hot.. 
However, I just can't read what it says...  I have no idea what she wrote, and I was so excited that I didn't ask her... 
Help me figure it out... All I got for now is: Fickst Kuun Sophia Rossi..  [Edited 12/1/07 18:19pm] Allow me to introduce: Ms. Onder and Mrs. Donk! (o)(o)
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Frickst Keroo.
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hot damn  | |
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Imago said: hot damn
Allow me to introduce: Ms. Onder and Mrs. Donk! (o)(o)
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Mushanga said: Imago said: hot damn
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2the9s said: Frickst Keroo.
Ok, what does that mean? 
 [Edited 12/1/07 18:09pm] Allow me to introduce: Ms. Onder and Mrs. Donk! (o)(o)
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Imago said: Mushanga said:
It was way hot, if that's what you meant.....
Wouldn't have needed any though.. Allow me to introduce: Ms. Onder and Mrs. Donk! (o)(o)
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Mushanga said: 2the9s said: Frickst Keroo.
Ok, what does that mean?
[Edited 12/1/07 18:09pm] It's the opening words of the Kalevala. | |
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2the9s said: Mushanga said: Ok, what does that mean?
[Edited 12/1/07 18:09pm] It's the opening words of the Kalevala.
And no they aren't!! Now help me!! It can't be anything in another language than english, cause she's american...
 Allow me to introduce: Ms. Onder and Mrs. Donk! (o)(o)
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In case you haven't googled yet, here she is:
She was wearing the same outfit.. Allow me to introduce: Ms. Onder and Mrs. Donk! (o)(o)
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No idea but the first word looks like it might be "fucks" and then there's a cross.  | |
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Actually I think it's "Licks + kisses."
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2the9s said: Actually I think it's "Licks + kisses."
+ [Edited 12/1/07 18:17pm] I really might be... Wow.. She did kiss my tummy when she wrote it.. Allow me to introduce: Ms. Onder and Mrs. Donk! (o)(o)
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Mushanga said: 2the9s said: Actually I think it's "Licks + kisses."
+ [Edited 12/1/07 18:17pm] I really might be... Wow.. She did kiss my tummy when she wrote it.. ~faints~ | |
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Imago said: Mushanga said: I really might be... Wow.. She did kiss my tummy when she wrote it.. ~faints~ I nearly fainted too...
This is very straight of you to get arroused by a female pornstar.... Allow me to introduce: Ms. Onder and Mrs. Donk! (o)(o)
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2the9s said: Actually I think it's "Licks + kisses."
+ [Edited 12/1/07 18:17pm] That's what I was thinking! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said: 2the9s said: Actually I think it's "Licks + kisses."
+ [Edited 12/1/07 18:17pm] That's what I was thinking! It was solved quicker than I expected... 
Now what's left to talk about.... Allow me to introduce: Ms. Onder and Mrs. Donk! (o)(o)
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Mushanga said: Imago said: ~faints~ I nearly fainted too...
This is very straight of you to get arroused by a female pornstar.... I. LOVE. VAGINA. | |
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Mushanga said: KidaDynamite said: That's what I was thinking! It was solved quicker than I expected...
Now what's left to talk about.... The poster! | |
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Mushanga said: 2the9s said: Actually I think it's "Licks + kisses."
+ [Edited 12/1/07 18:17pm] I really might be... Wow.. She did kiss my tummy when she wrote it.. yep, looks like it If it were not for insanity, I would be sane.
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Imago said: Mushanga said: I nearly fainted too...
This is very straight of you to get arroused by a female pornstar.... I. LOVE. VAGINA. You mean, like platonically? | |
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Imago said: Mushanga said: I nearly fainted too...
This is very straight of you to get arroused by a female pornstar.... I. LOVE. VAGINA. Do you now!
Explain! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said: Imago said: I. LOVE. VAGINA. Do you now!
Explain! [In my best Stewart Smiley voice]My name is Dan. I'm in my late 30's. I like taking long walks on the beach with Vaginas.... | |
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Imago said: Mushanga said: I nearly fainted too...
This is very straight of you to get arroused by a female pornstar.... I. LOVE. VAGINA. 
wait...what? | |
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DanceWme said: Imago said: I. LOVE. VAGINA.
wait...what? By saying "Vagina", I was actually trying to find an appropriate euphemism to express my appreciation of 2the9s, considering how unpopular my admiration of him actually is. | |
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2the9s said: Mushanga said: It was solved quicker than I expected...
Now what's left to talk about.... The poster! It's a cool one... 
She's on top.. Allow me to introduce: Ms. Onder and Mrs. Donk! (o)(o)
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Imago said: DanceWme said:
wait...what? By saying "Vagina", I was actually trying to find an appropriate euphemism to express my appreciation of 2the9s, considering how unpopular my admiration of him actually is. damn 
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Imago said: Mushanga said: I nearly fainted too...
This is very straight of you to get arroused by a female pornstar.... I. LOVE. VAGINA.
Whaa? Since when?Allow me to introduce: Ms. Onder and Mrs. Donk! (o)(o)
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DanceWme said: Imago said: By saying "Vagina", I was actually trying to find an appropriate euphemism to express my appreciation of 2the9s, considering how unpopular my admiration of him actually is. damn
Vagina = Va9sa I'm withdrawing my support of your Shrek thread.  | |
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DanceWme said: Imago said: By saying "Vagina", I was actually trying to find an appropriate euphemism to express my appreciation of 2the9s, considering how unpopular my admiration of him actually is. damn
Vagina = Va9sa Allow me to introduce: Ms. Onder and Mrs. Donk! (o)(o)
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