a glass of wine, a puppy, and to stop stressing out long enough to be able to sleep.

what do you want? the greedier, the better. none of that beauty pageant 'world peace' nonsense.

sex, food, money in that order

dancing and later, drunken sex

heybaby said:

i like your list

but i also want new headphones cause i forgot how much i dont like the earbud ones.

Christopher said:

oooh, i want a private one of those too. with a pilot on call 24/7.

jami0mckay said:

is that a tango they're doing? can they waltz too??

evenstar said:

only tango, you're thinking of gerbils, they're fond of a Vienesse Waltz.

evenstar said:

its time to escape america






















until we cant handle forien-lands anymore

jami0mckay said:

of course! and guinea pigs do a lovely samba

Christopher said:

oh hell yes. check my sig

evenstar said:

thats just crazy talk. Guinea Pigs are famous for their disdain of all latin-american dances and prefer to express themselves through mime.

jami0mckay said:

but they're so awkward at it! considering their huge ears -

jami0mckay said:

I prefer the Dead Cat Waltz

evenstar said:

evenstar said:

:jealous: !

i want to hump that thread and event!

are you traveling by yourself? :nosey:

jami0mckay said:

guinea pigs hate those paranoid prairie dog bastards!

evenstar said:

that lines so good it deserves its own tv show

Christopher said:

yup! i was gonna go with my best friend, but she can't make it, so i'm flying out alone.

...i just noticed ben put an orgy on the schedule for saturday night.

jami0mckay said:

just as long as it's not set in latin america:

evenstar said:

that salad garnish is rubbish! and the plates horrible! get Ramsay over there quick!

jami0mckay said:

he'd only abuse the piggies before dooming them to their juicy fate.

evenstar said:

I want a Pig-Car

evenstar said:

have a safe flight there and back.that is if you decide to come back..if you dont i totally understand

Christopher said:

aww thanks

yeah, i'd totally run away to england, except i'd probably get deported or something. aaaand i have school again in february.

jami0mckay said:

that is truly a thing of beauty. i bet it squeals when you hit the horn!!

evenstar said:

"oink oink oink - this pig is reversing, please stand clear"

a PS3, and a vehicle that seats 7. Absolute power would rock too, but I won't be greedy.