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PrintableKatSkrizzle said: baroque said: http://youtube.com/watch?v=lhHe9gPryIU
OK, that's lame as hell, and does this dude have a job? I mean damn i dunno..but uh..its people kinda fault he's so popular now..i mean if they payed less attention..you know. | |
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baroque said: KatSkrizzle said: OK, that's lame as hell, and does this dude have a job? I mean damn i dunno..but uh..its people kinda fault he's so popular now..i mean if they payed less attention..you know. He's still lame...  | |
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DanceWme said: I was sitting on the train on my way to the city and this woman gets on. She looks likes she's tired and had a long day so I offered her my seat. I got up, touched her shoulder, and said "u can sit". She looked at me and said "u think im pregnant..thats why u offered me ur sit?"
 wtf
Im like "no, i just thought u might like to sit".I should have said Biiiitch Please!!!  She's like "im fine" with an attitude.
Me being the silly I am, I just laughed and said fuck it and sat down. I'll give you one better. Some big buffalo-ass tries to sit next to me on the subway, but the space is two sizes too small for her. Then she looks at me like it's MY fault. I'm like, b!tch please, it's not my fault your ass is as wide as Texas. Do yourself a favor and keep walking, because it's too early in the morning for this sh!t." |
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This resident of mine wanted out of her lease because she "didn't feel comfortable in her apartment" after maintenance went into her unit for a gas leak from her stove that she called in herself. She said that she didn't give permission to enter, and she started quoting her lease.
So I pointed out the clause in the lease that says we don't have to give notice if it's an emergency. She actually looked me square in the face and said "Well, nobody told me that a gas leak was an emergency"
BITCH....PLEEEEASE!!! I accidentally laughed in her face and said "You have got to be kidding me, right?" | |
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uPtoWnNY said: DanceWme said: I was sitting on the train on my way to the city and this woman gets on. She looks likes she's tired and had a long day so I offered her my seat. I got up, touched her shoulder, and said "u can sit". She looked at me and said "u think im pregnant..thats why u offered me ur sit?"
wtf
Im like "no, i just thought u might like to sit".I should have said Biiiitch Please!!! She's like "im fine" with an attitude.
Me being the silly I am, I just laughed and said fuck it and sat down. I'll give you one better. Some big buffalo-ass tries to sit next to me on the subway, but the space is two sizes too small for her. Then she looks at me like it's MY fault. I'm like, b!tch please, it's not my fault your ass is as wide as Texas. Do yourself a favor and keep walking, because it's too early in the morning for this sh!t."
why the fat ones always wanna squeeze in the smallest spaces..then get mad. | |
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DanceWme said:
why the fat ones always wanna squeeze in the smallest spaces..then get mad. I can't take these idiots who start sh!t on the subway during rush hour. People pushing without saying excuse me, eating their breakfast(or slurping coffee) next to you, teenagers hitting you with those 500 pound backpacks, MFers coughing or yawning in your face and you get a whiff of their morning breath, pig-pens who don't bathe before leaving the house - got dayum, common courtesy is in short supply. |
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uPtoWnNY said: DanceWme said:
why the fat ones always wanna squeeze in the smallest spaces..then get mad. I can't take these idiots who start sh!t on the subway during rush hour. People pushing without saying excuse me, eating their breakfast(or slurping coffee) next to you, teenagers hitting you with those 500 pound backpacks, MFers coughing or yawning in your face and you get a whiff of their morning breath, pig-pens who don't bathe before leaving the house - got dayum, common courtesy is in short supply. Thats why I love New York! | |
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DanceWme said: uPtoWnNY said: I can't take these idiots who start sh!t on the subway during rush hour. People pushing without saying excuse me, eating their breakfast(or slurping coffee) next to you, teenagers hitting you with those 500 pound backpacks, MFers coughing or yawning in your face and you get a whiff of their morning breath, pig-pens who don't bathe before leaving the house - got dayum, common courtesy is in short supply. Thats why I love New York! I remember one of my trips to the city, we were on the train, and these ladies just started to let it GO! I mean, my friend and I were like, it smells like a dead animal! How can you just break wind like that sitting in such close quarters! | |
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KatSkrizzle said: DanceWme said: Thats why I love New York! I remember one of my trips to the city, we were on the train, and these ladies just started to let it GO! I mean, my friend and I were like, it smells like a dead animal! How can you just break wind like that sitting in such close quarters!  | |
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KidaDynamite said: Volitan said: A female friend of mine was trying to talk her boyfriend into having a baby. They're both 18. The issue of money came up and he said something like "we don't have the money, blah, blah." She goes "Don't worry about it, I have $1000" in the bank"
"BITCH PLEASE!" [Edited 11/11/07 17:43pm]   I started laughing my ass off and at the almost same exact time, me and her boyfriend said "That would last about a week"  Maybe we can go to the movies and cry together | |
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I WAS GONNA WRITE A FUNNY STORY FOR THIS THREAD AND THEN I THOUGHT...
Bitch please!  | |
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Volitan said: A female friend of mine was trying to talk her boyfriend into having a baby. They're both 18. The issue of money came up and he said something like "we don't have the money, blah, blah." She goes "Don't worry about it, I have $1000" in the bank"
"BITCH PLEASE!" [Edited 11/11/07 17:43pm] | |
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"Aww, naw!! Big Slim Dogg. Eighty Pound Bawlls, Dick's Six-Inch Lawng! Back up in da heezy, babeh! He's Shady (He's So Crazay!!!)." | |
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Volitan said: KidaDynamite said: I started laughing my ass off and at the almost same exact time, me and her boyfriend said "That would last about a week" Just for her saying some stupid shit like that her boyfriend should have said "Bitch Please!!!" surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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BITCH PLEASE! with all that drama | |
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DanceWme said: CarrieAnn said: This reminds me of the last time I took the bus. It's so crazy, how so many people make assumptions and think they can read your damned mind! I was sitting towards the front of the bus and this woman got on, she didn't look old or disabled, and I'm just sitting there spacing out when suddenly she start acting like she's gonna sit on my LAP! The high school girl across from me moves her tuba, which is taking up an entire seat itself, and offers that seat to her. The woman takes it and starts talking to the girl about me LIKE I'M NOT EVEN THERE: "some people act like they're the only people who work", then she sees me watching/listening and tells me, "I worked a full day JUST LIKE YOU and I fell and hurt my leg". I just smile and make the proper sorry-for-you noises.
u should've said "i'm sorry u fell and hurt ur leg. but if u keep talkin about me like im not here im gonna break it" | |
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KatSkrizzle said: baroque said: http://youtube.com/watch?v=lhHe9gPryIU
OK, that's lame as hell, and does this dude have a job? I mean damn Being Chris Crocker IS his job. | |
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