Okay so this guy comes behind my nurse's desk and proceeds to explain to me how much he is in love with me! He's like in his 20's and rather unattractive So, I try to let him down easy and tell him I don't date guys younger than I am (which is true ) so he proceeds to say I was "embarassing" him!!! What I really wanted to say was "BITCH PLEASE!!"


So, what's your "BITCH PLEASE" moment?

Be nice

AnckSuNamun said:

In the "WHAT SHOCKS PEOPLE MOST ABOUT YOU" thread

furygirl said:

BITCH PLEASE



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when my cross country coach told me to run 10 miles.

BITCH PLEASE

i wanted to cut her

some orger in Prince forum wanted to tell me about posting emocons.

BITCH PLEASE

InsatiableCream said:

horatio said:

Emoticons?

teaspoon said:

yeah

I work with this one lady who has a daughter I went to high school with. The daughter was one of those honor student types. You know, always got good grades, was in all the plays, was on the debate team. I was opposite of that in high school. Since high school, the daughter kind of hit the skids. She got picked up for drunk driving, became a total loser and still lives with her mom at 30 years old. So the lady brings her daughter to one of our work events and points me out to her. The girl looks at me and says "oh yeah, you do look familiar." I wanted to say "Bitch please, quit trying to act like you don't know who I am!!!".

JuliePurplehead said:

I was sitting on the train on my way to the city and this woman gets on. She looks likes she's tired and had a long day so I offered her my seat. I got up, touched her shoulder, and said "u can sit". She looked at me and said "u think im pregnant..thats why u offered me ur sit?" wtf

Im like "no, i just thought u might like to sit".I should have said Biiiitch Please!!! She's like "im fine" with an attitude.

Me being the silly I am, I just laughed and said fuck it and sat down.

DanceWme said:

DanceWme said:

Good for you, I probably would have done the same thing.

DanceWme said:

This reminds me of the last time I took the bus. It's so crazy, how so many people make assumptions and think they can read your damned mind! I was sitting towards the front of the bus and this woman got on, she didn't look old or disabled, and I'm just sitting there spacing out when suddenly she start acting like she's gonna sit on my LAP! The high school girl across from me moves her tuba, which is taking up an entire seat itself, and offers that seat to her. The woman takes it and starts talking to the girl about me LIKE I'M NOT EVEN THERE: "some people act like they're the only people who work", then she sees me watching/listening and tells me, "I worked a full day JUST LIKE YOU and I fell and hurt my leg". I just smile and make the proper sorry-for-you noises.

CarrieAnn said:

Dang! I know what you mean, there are some really RUDE people who ride the bus. I have run into them myself. But I've also met some really nice people as well.

CarrieAnn said:

u should've said "i'm sorry u fell and hurt ur leg. but if u keep talkin about me like im not here im gonna break it"

DanceWme said:

Perfect response! That would have shut her ass up in a hurry.

TheGoldEXp said:

This old school cat I work with, was trying to tell some of us guys how he kept his unsuspecting wife from finding out that he'd been cheating after coming home at 3 in the morning. He said he bought a pitcher of beer and poured it all over himself, So that when he came in and tried to snuggle up to her, She said "EWWWW YOU STANK" And made him go sleep on the couch. We all gave him the "B**CH PLEASE" Stare.

psychodelicide said:

I wouldn't have said that but I sure would've been thinking it.

psychodelicide said:

For some reason that day, I just didn't even need to say anything to her to explain or defend myself;it was kinda funny. I was honestly just spacing out and not even paying attention, I would've given up my seat if I'd realized her issues (upon looking closer, she WAS an older lady, just aged well). It's just weird how some people think they're mindreaders and assume they know your motives....
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DanceWme said:

Me too.

CarrieAnn said:

A female friend of mine was trying to talk her boyfriend into having a baby. They're both 18. The issue of money came up and he said something like "we don't have the money, blah, blah." She goes "Don't worry about it, I have $1000" in the bank"

"BITCH PLEASE!"
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Volitan said:

Volitan said:

baroque said:

OK, that's lame as hell, and does this dude have a job? I mean damn

Volitan said: