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Printablebaroque said: DanceWme said: Before I lost my virginity at 17, my mother, teachers, and other use to tell me that it's overrated.
adults are the biggest bullshitters ever! well i got told that myself as well..never did believe it, when it happend..lets say it wasn't heaven nor was it hell..it was like.."oh..thats how it this then.." it left rather used and guilty..   | |
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DanceWme said: Byron said: Hmm, so you guys are saying that I should not tell my daughter that sex is like dying a thousand deaths while simultaneously having your eyes plucked out by rabid weasels?  
My mother was like 'it hurts' 'its very stressful' 'it brings a lot of trouble'. 
Im like "oh really..so y u got 3 of us"  Bwahahahahaha  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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Byron said: mdiver said: Damn man..you must be gettin some awesome booty  Hell, I'd tell my daughter that sex involves a lot of projectile vomiting if it guaranteed she wouldn't have it too soon or with the wrong person lol... You need one of these  | |
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mdiver said: Byron said: Hell, I'd tell my daughter that sex involves a lot of projectile vomiting if it guaranteed she wouldn't have it too soon or with the wrong person lol... You need one of these Well, ok...I'll wear it, but I'm not sure how that will do any good. | |
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mdiver said: Byron said: Hell, I'd tell my daughter that sex involves a lot of projectile vomiting if it guaranteed she wouldn't have it too soon or with the wrong person lol... You need one of these If I was to put that on my kid, they would probably die from the rust b4 anything else!!!   surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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Byron said: mdiver said: You need one of these Well, ok...I'll wear it, but I'm not sure how that will do any good. It will put pain in your eyes...makes you more believable | |
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TheGoldEXp said: Is it overrated? Ever had it with someone and wish that you hadn't
? Bad exp/good exp I have never found in my experience that it was overrated I wish I hadn't had sex with the 3 boys that raped me as a teen other then that No | |
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I don't think it's over rated...I just wish I had a bit more of it..that way I could give a real good honest answer! Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian  | |
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KidaDynamite said: mdiver said: You need one of these If I was to put that on my kid, they would probably die from the rust b4 anything else!!! Yup Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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No, I don't think it's over rated. With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Not over rated at all  | |
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evenstar said: TheGoldEXp said:  you must not be sleeping with the right people, or something.  exactly | |
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Byron said: mdiver said: Damn man..you must be gettin some awesome booty Hell, I'd tell my daughter that sex involves a lot of projectile vomiting if it guaranteed she wouldn't have it too soon or with the wrong person lol... Just direct her to this list: http://dirty-proverbs.com/classics.php and explain it is customary to expreience at least 3 of these acts the 1st time. After that it is 5. Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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moderatorThis is a joke, right? | |
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Mach said: TheGoldEXp said: Is it overrated? Ever had it with someone and wish that you hadn't
? Bad exp/good exp I have never found in my experience that it was overrated I wish I hadn't had sex with the 3 boys that raped me as a teen other then that No 
This sounds like, yesterday, I was eating some chicken soup, today my son fell 4 stories high from the balcony and tomorrow I maybe will eat tomato soup. It seems to have eased on you, thank god maybe? | |
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TheGoldEXp said: Is it overrated? Ever had it with someone and wish that you hadn't
? Bad exp/good exp Well I wouldn't know because i'm a virgin!  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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JustErin said: This is a joke, right?
Has to be...I think if you and your partner are open about what you want and he/she is not a total idiot it is goooood. | |
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I think reality rarely lives up to the perfection of our fantasies so in that regard I'd say it's overrated, or at least that it often falls short of its potential. Having sex still beats the hell out of not having sex though. | |
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retina said: I think reality rarely lives up to the perfection of our fantasies so in that regard I'd say it's overrated, or at least that it often falls short of its potential. Having sex still beats the hell out of not having sex though.
I'll agree with you that sometimes fantasies are much better than reality. However, I still think there is great potential for incredible sex. | |
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retina said: I think reality rarely lives up to the perfection of our fantasies so in that regard I'd say it's overrated, or at least that it often falls short of its potential. Having sex still beats the hell out of not having sex though.
Was it Woody Allen who said something like, the worst orgasm is still an orgasm? |
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hokie1 said: retina said: I think reality rarely lives up to the perfection of our fantasies so in that regard I'd say it's overrated, or at least that it often falls short of its potential. Having sex still beats the hell out of not having sex though.
I'll agree with you that sometimes fantasies are much better than reality. However, I still think there is great potential for incredible sex. 9/10 my fantasies are easily attained. So no, it's not overrated for me at all. | |
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Fantasies don't include the intimacy that goes along with the real thing...so it's usually that my fantasies don't live up to my reality, not the other way around.
I love both, tho lol ... | |
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When I think of it as nature's lukewarm pleasure of a biological reward for spreading my seed it takes the Lionel Richie magic out of it kinda. I wonder if someone had the first orgasm or was it a slow build up from Adam because he couldn't be arsed shagging? [Edited 11/10/07 14:33pm] | |
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Number23 said: When I think of it as nature's lukewarm pleasure of a biological reward for spreading my seed it takes the Lionel Richie magic out of it kinda. I wonder if someone had the first orgasm or was it a slow build up from Adam because he couldn't be arsed shagging?
You should be shot for mentioning the words "Lionel Richie" on a sex thread...  | |
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It's not overrated...   I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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Byron said: Number23 said: When I think of it as nature's lukewarm pleasure of a biological reward for spreading my seed it takes the Lionel Richie magic out of it kinda. I wonder if someone had the first orgasm or was it a slow build up from Adam because he couldn't be arsed shagging?
You should be shot for mentioning the words "Lionel Richie" on a sex thread... A pal told me Three Times A Lsdy was about Lionel shagging a virgin schoolgirl and giving her three orgsams. | |
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I used to think so, until I knew what I was doing... | |
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Number23 said: Byron said: You should be shot for mentioning the words "Lionel Richie" on a sex thread... A pal told me Three Times A Lsdy was about Lionel shagging a virgin schoolgirl and giving her three orgsams. I always wondered what it felt like to swallow my own vomit...now I know.  | |
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evenstar said: TheGoldEXp said: I agree  Yeah, but you just love fucking you dirty little slut. Yes, I've been drinking - what are you going to do about it? | |
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benyamin said: evenstar said: Yeah, but you just love fucking you dirty little slut. Yes, I've been drinking - what are you going to do about it? 
You'll push the boat out too far one day and a freak current will steal it away, young man. | |
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