Mr. Fluffy Kitty

vs.



Mr. Snugglekins

I don't like the looks of Mr. Snugglekins eyes...to much drink and not enough Pussy!...

First, Mr. Fluffy has to catch a show!

http://www.rathergood.com/punk_kittens/

Mr. Fluffy Kitty's innate goodness has taken a toll on Mr. Snugglekins in the first round...

Mr. Snugglekins has become slightly less evil... only slightly...

That's what you think

"Mmmmeeeooowww...Mr. Fluffy Kittyyy...you haven't got a fur ball's chance in hell...look into my eyesss..."





Mr. Snugglekins, realizing what has just happened regroups and goes in for another attack...

Mr. Fluffy Kitty waves bye-bye as Mr. Snugglekins runs to the store to buy Mr. Fluffy Kitty a fresh salmon fillet. Mr. Fluffy Kitty's plan is working like a charm!

Mr. Snugglekins is shocked when he realizes he's been talked into buying salmon, of all things, for that wimpy Mr. Furry-bottom...

Mr. Fluffy Kitty chases rainbows and butterflies around the room while waiting for his new friend to return with tasty fish cutlets.

Mr. Snugglebottom is also chasing the butterflies, but is able to catch most of them with his razorsharp teeth and claws. He sits and enjoys munching on their dead carcasses while watching Mr. Fluffy Kitty cry in pain because Mr. Snugglebottom is eating his friends.

Mr. Fluffy Kitty still loves Mr. Snugglekins and realizes that he is having trouble coming to terms with his newfound love for life... Mr. Fluffy Kitty smiles, knowing that rainbows will soon shine from Mr. Snugglekins' eyes and love will pour from his heart.

Eh, this kitty would kick both their asses...

As Mr. Fluffy Kitty smiles, Mr. Snugglebottom feels something deep withing the recesses of his brain...a burning, piercing...hate...and just when he feels as if his head will explode...laserbeams shoot from his two red eyes...and cut into Mr. Fluffy Kitty's soft fur.

wellbeyond said:

That kitty is Mr. Fluffy Kitty's best friend, Mr. Frisky!

The goodness of these two kitty cats will prove to be far too great for Mr. Snugglekins!

wellbeyond said:

maybe since he knows how to fly...although, I don't think he has laser-beam eyes like Mr. Snugglebottom...

applekisses said:

Mr. Fluffy Kitty was wearing a parka and the laser beams only cooked the extra fillet of halibut that Mr. Snugglekins brought home from the store... both Mr. Fluffy Kitty and Mr. Snugglekins are now eating a feast and Mr. Snugglekins actually gave Mr. Fluffy Kitty the choice piece of meat. Awww... so sweet!

i'm just hoping that no animals were hurt in the creation of this thread!

:LOL:

just when i'm completely bored by every single thread on here and can't rack my brain hard enough to find something to say about ANYTHING, along comes IceNine to save the day


still don't have anything to say, but this is the BEST thread in DAYS

attack this pussy, honey!

BangMyPussy said:

Natasha?

Lleena said:

strikes me to be more similar to Boob than Vagina, despite the name

Mr. Fluffy Kitty wants to know why everyone is talking about banging cats...

Mr. Snugglebottom will use his heat vision to blast the pecker off of anyone who tries to hump him...

AND

AND

AND


Have banded together to stop all catfuckers!!!


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[This message was edited Mon Oct 14 12:14:55 PDT 2002 by IceNine]

Mr. Frisky will hire this cat to eat anyone who tries to glaze the sacred ham with him without his consent..!

wellbeyond said:

The C.A.F.E. (Cats Against Fuckers Everywhere) alliance has banded together with this behemoth and will crush all cat bangers out there!

IceNine said:

As opposed to CH.A.F.E. (CHickens Against Fuckers Everywhere), who only have this lazy mf to protect them..

wellbeyond said:

The chickens are in very real danger!

:LOL:

These picture are adorable! Where did you get them?

BLACKIE "Eater of Worlds" will devour all comers!!!