"Its so big..it'll tickle ur brain cells"

*taking this off of my list of hot things to say...*

it really ruined the mood cuz I...was...dyyyyying. He just looked like

he shoulda just followed up with..."So, you gonna let me put it in your ass??"

then i would've tickled his brain cells with my fist

1. Dirty Talk: u like? It depends on the person that's doing the talking.

2. When it's hot, when it's not? It's hot when it's a total stranger.

3. Has anybody's dirty talk ever make you laugh? What did he/she /they say? (Come on - share!)


OMG! My ex-husband (the devil) used to talk like we were shooting porn. I used to always have to hold back laughter. He just couldn't do it. He thought he could but it just didn't work.
[Edited 11/9/07 8:58am]

thats HAWT!!!

ew wait.


it wasnt suppose to

I myself like a bit of dirty talk but only during sex and with no extremes, cuz extremes make me laugh. I remember one time when this guy was reeeeeally into filthy talk: he basically narrated the whole intercourse.

But that was fine with me for some time. "What's my name, you're so hot, give it to me, baby bla bla bla" - nothing spectacular It was okay.

But then all of sudden he started making those weird biblical references, babbling something about David overpowering Goliat, and about us being the only two gay people on the Arch of Noe...

He was sooo into it but I just couldn't hold it and started laughing - at first just giggling but soon enough I was laughing my lungs out. This was a bit of a mood killer, but damn - that was one of lames dirty talks I've heard.

I also don't like when people insist to talk dirty to each other in presence of other people. It just makes every one else uncomfortable

This guy was telling me how he wanted to make me scream with his big machine And then he goes to say "Its so big..it'll tickle ur brain cells" wtf

1. Dirty Talk: u like? It depends on the person that's doing the talking.

2. When it's hot, when it's not? It's hot when it's a total stranger.

3. Has anybody's dirty talk ever make you laugh? What did he/she /they say? (Come on - share!)


OMG! My ex-husband (the devil) used to talk like we were shooting porn. I used to always have to hold back laughter. He just couldn't do it. He thought he could but it just didn't work.
[Edited 11/9/07 8:58am]

I myself like a bit of dirty talk but only during sex and with no extremes, cuz extremes make me laugh. I remember one time when this guy was reeeeeally into filthy talk: he basically narrated the whole intercourse.

But that was fine with me for some time. "What's my name, you're so hot, give it to me, baby bla bla bla" - nothing spectacular It was okay.

But then all of sudden he started making those weird biblical references, babbling something about David overpowering Goliat, and about us being the only two gay people on the Arch of Noe...

He was sooo into it but I just couldn't hold it and started laughing - at first just giggling but soon enough I was laughing my lungs out. This was a bit of a mood killer, but damn - that was one of lames dirty talks I've heard.


I also don't like when people insist to talk dirty to each other in presence of other people. It just makes every one else uncomfortable

Rushing..with your new avatar..I swore when I read this..it was Jess!

I've always wondered how satan talked in bed

In addition to having the best ass on the org, I also give the best dirty talk...
[Edited 11/10/07 6:47am]

I know, I know.... just trust me.

I don't know! I might need proof!