I'm talking about the real-life dirty talk, not some pathetic pervy orgnotes, or phone sex.

So:

1. Dirty Talk: u like?

2. When it's hot, when it's not?

3. Has anybody's dirty talk ever make you laugh? What did he/she /they say? (Come on - share!)



I'll answer in a sec.
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1. Dirty Talk: u like? yes, i love it

2. When it's hot, when it's not? it's always hot

3. Has anybody's dirty talk ever make you laugh? What did he/she /they say? (Come on - share!) yes, but oh my I cannot tell you what was said.

I myself like a bit of dirty talk but only during sex and with no extremes, cuz extremes make me laugh. I remember one time when this guy was reeeeeally into filthy talk: he basically narrated the whole intercourse.

But that was fine with me for some time. "What's my name, you're so hot, give it to me, baby bla bla bla" - nothing spectacular It was okay.

But then all of sudden he started making those weird biblical references, babbling something about David overpowering Goliat, and about us being the only two gay people on the Arch of Noe...

He was sooo into it but I just couldn't hold it and started laughing - at first just giggling but soon enough I was laughing my lungs out. This was a bit of a mood killer, but damn - that was one of lames dirty talks I've heard.

I also don't like when people insist to talk dirty to each other in presence of other people. It just makes every one else uncomfortable

It's good. If it doesn't go too far, as you said. If it's really out there it'll totally make me laugh.

Thing is though, I can't do it. I get the feeling one of my past partners would have liked me to much more than I did and I just can't. I don't know why. It's just not me, I guess. Perhaps I'm a bit of a prude.

1. Dirty Talk: u like? Yeah.

2. When it's hot, when it's not? It's usually hot. It's not hot when they go overboard and talk too much. !!

3. Has anybody's dirty talk ever make you laugh? What did he/she /they say? (Come on - share!) Yeah, but not because of what was said. I only laughed because of who it was coming from because I didn't expect that person to be into dirty talk.


I'm not very good at it though. I hate when I'm asked to talk dirty.Can't do it. It has to come naturally . . . .

jess555ja said:

rushing07 said:

jess555ja said:

This reminds me of that scene from Waiting To Exhale
http://www.youtube.com/wa...l8ETyu7Dx0
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1. Dirty Talk: u like?

Yes. It's in-fucking-credible. I don't find it hard to talk dirty but I much prefer to hear it then speak it...but really, I just always do as I am told, so if he wants it, I do it.

2. When it's hot, when it's not?

It's hot when your with someone you're having sex with. It's not hot when the old hobo on the street yells it out at you.

3. Has anybody's dirty talk ever make you laugh? What did he/she /they say? (Come on - share!)

Nope, not that I can think of. It's far too hot to me to be funny. The nastier, the more vulgar the better.

rushing07 said:

LMAO!!

rushing07 said:

What's not to like?


Lemme get this straight: your question is "When (it is) hot, when (it is) not?". Uh...I only like it when it's hot? On a boat, in a moat?

3. Has anybody's dirty talk ever make you laugh?
Nope.

I'm usually one to talk romantically than talk dirty. Reminds me to much of a porno movie (in a bad way). I tell her how good she looks and all that kind of stuff. Rarely is it like "Fuck baby, Take it, blah, blah, blah". I like when she says starts getting hot and start heading things in that direction and says stuff like "Do _____ to me, on/in the_____, etc". But there a fine line, that once crossed, it becomes funny and corny.

Sure it can be hot, but I tihnk it all depends on the place, time, general context.

No, I never found it to be funny when it's happening unless it's in a porn movie or something

rushing07 said:[quote][img]http://media.canada.com/a1b51a79-8ee0-46df-9172-

1. Dirty Talk: u like?

Yes, most of the time.

2. When it's hot, when it's not?

Hot: When I know the person and I know they're not just some nasty bar fly skank. In reality, I expect those I meet to act with a bit of maturity and respect, and this includes not stinking up the air around me with filthy language, especially if I don't know you well.
However, in the bedroom, if I know the person, and I already know that they have proper home-traning , its fucking hot as hell.

3. Has anybody's dirty talk ever make you laugh? What did he/she /they say? (Come on - share!)

Yes
My ex girlfriend and I used to do filthy nasty dirty talk in a Bettie Boop(sp?) high pitched voice to be deliberately funny.





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1. Dirty Talk: u like? Yes I do, if it's done right!

2. When it's hot, when it's not? It's always HOT...won't mess with it if it's not!

3. Has anybody's dirty talk ever make you laugh? What did he/she /they say? (Come on - share!) I don't think so! If they did I have blocked it from my mind!

y ex girlfriend and I used to do filthy nasty dirty talk in a Bettie Boop(sp?) high pitched voice to be deliberately funny. lol

HOLY FU#@...I just choked on my miniature coffee crisp bar!

thats some twisted shi$...(I like it)...hehe

rushing07 said:

Rushing..with your new avatar..I swore when I read this..it was Jess!

1. Dirty Talk: u like?

2. When it's hot, when it's not? there's a fine line - anything close to the stuff you typically hear in porn will make me laugh, but get it right and it's awesome.

3. Has anybody's dirty talk ever make you laugh? What did he/she /they say? (Come on - share!) no stories, really.

Do I like to talk dirty? Yes I do.

When is it HOT an when it not? It Hot when it with the right person.
It's not when it's someone you jest can't stand.

Has someone talk dirty to me an made me laugh?YES It was becose it was cute
the way he did it.

1. Dirty Talk: u like?
Sometimes, yes.

2. When it's hot, when it's not?
It's hot to me when im attracted to the person and the mood is good.
It's not when we are in front of my grandmother

3. Has anybody's dirty talk ever make you laugh? What did he/she /they say? (Come on - share!)
omg yes!
This guy was telling me how he wanted to make me scream with his big machine And then he goes to say "Its so big..it'll tickle ur brain cells" wtf

JustErin said:

that 'bout sums it up for me too....except for the "if he wants it, I do it" part...
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well if you aren't going to let me play along with my phone story...



i've not been with any great talkers otherwise

DanceWme said:

I am the "irty" in dirty and flirty.

MissMe said:

and I'm the F. Wait, what? no I'm the D. Right i'am the alk in talk.

jami0mckay said:

And walk, and un in RUN and PUN.

jami0mckay said: