So, this white man is walking along the beach and encounters a genie lamp. The man then rubs the lamp and *poof* out comes a genie disgusted, eyes rolling saying ...

"OK buddy, yadda yadda, yadda, I've been doing this for centuries and really don't have time to mess around with you, so just think of three things, I'll grant them then I'll be gone."


So the man thinks of what wishes he'd like, and *poof!*a mansion appears. Next *poof,*naked women are running around in the mansion... then *poof* the man gets a knock at his door.

He opens to find three Klansman that take him, beat him down, then lynch him from a tree out back.

The next day, back in genie land, the genie sits bemused discussing what had just went on with other genies. "In all my experience, I've never had such requests."

"What requests" inquires a fellow genie. "Well" he responds "the first two wishes were regular: you know, a mansion and beautiful women but the third was confusing .... why would he want to be hung like a nigger?"



Courtesy of the great Paul Mooney

I'm going to say this before somebody else does:

Could you please edit that N word? I find it highly offensive even if it IS in a joke.

Teacher said:

i get what you're saying
but it's a Paul Mooney joke,

sammij said:

just because its paul mooney doesn't make it okay

I didn't find that offensive, but I can see why people would. Perhaps replace it with "chocolate bear"

Let's post it in P&R

PANDURITO said:

please don't

sammij said:

That joke's been around a lot longer than Paul Mooney.

RodeoSchro said:

ok if you'd like to get deep like that