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EVER BEEN SO AROUSED YOU'VE SHOT YOUR LOAD IN AN EMBARRASSING PLACE AND MADE A MESS? Well...have you?
I'm just keeping the general tone of GD in order - you know, that's how this place is. Forget serious talk, let's talk about jizz. | |
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No! Not Yet 
  I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality   |
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What? Like in your mom's vagina or something? | |
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JustErin said: What? Like in your mom's vagina or something?
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JustErin said: What? Like in your mom's vagina or something?
Perhaps - I was kinda thinking on the kitchen floor, on a carpet and leaving a stain, on a carseat, in your workplace toilets  , on the floor of the O2 Arena , in your friend's tent whilst camping, in your own eye/mouth/ear, in your brother's hair..anything, really! | |
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benyamin said: on the floor of the O2 Arena
FAM | |
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evenstar said: benyamin said: on the floor of the O2 Arena
FAM No, I was thinking of you and Prince wasn't on yet. | |
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benyamin said: evenstar said: FAM No, I was thinking of you and Prince wasn't on yet. perv.  | |
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Not until I saw this thread. Now there's a mess on my desk at work. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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No. No I haven't. Maybe we can go to the movies and cry together | |
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I'll blow my load any time, any place, with no embarrassment or shame. ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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JustErin said: What? Like in your mom's vagina or something?
I see YOU'RE back in fine form, dear! 
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JustErin said: What? Like in your mom's vagina or something?
Yes, you ARE smarter than Dan and Dani! | |
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benyamin said: Well...have you?
I'm just keeping the general tone of GD in order - you know, that's how this place is. Forget serious talk, let's talk about jizz. That's what one would call a Wet-DayDream, right? | |
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benyamin said: Well...have you?
I'm just keeping the general tone of GD in order - you know, that's how this place is. Forget serious talk, let's talk about jizz.  Have you been looking my diary?!
 "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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 I ain't tellin' | |
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On the fuckin' WALL behind my head while having sex. Then didn't see it while cleaning up and it left a permanent stain. | |
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Yes,on my 21 st birthday my girlfriend told me 2 cum on her breasts.Well when I pulled out, the first blast of jism hit her dead in the eye!    PEACE.....It does not mean 2 be in a place where there is no noise,trouble,or hardwork.It means 2 be in the midst of those things and still be calm in your heart !  | |
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benyamin said: Well...have you?
I'm just keeping the general tone of GD in order - you know, that's how this place is. Forget serious talk, let's talk about jizz. Hmmmmm....CLOCKIN' DA JIZZZZZ!!!! I had an embarrassing moment due to the pussy just feeling too damn good as I highly anticipated and I came in about two to three minutes. I was in shock and truly embarrassed. I didn't know how to even approach her for round two...and DIDN'T....LOL  The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
BOB JOHNSON IS PART OF THE PROBLEM!! | |
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JustErin said: What? Like in your mom's vagina or something?
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When I was a lot younger, my boyfriend came just after I had openend his pants for the first time. It was obvious that this was his first sexual experience ever, as he quickly ran to the toilet while he was coming... It made me rather confused though. | |
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School bus....I was on my way to the Tournament of Roses Parade in Pasadena, California with my marching band. I was with my girlfriend at the time. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: School bus....I was on my way to the Tournament of Roses Parade in Pasadena, California with my marching band. I was with my girlfriend at the time.
girlfriend??? "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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bboy87 said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: School bus....I was on my way to the Tournament of Roses Parade in Pasadena, California with my marching band. I was with my girlfriend at the time.
girlfriend??? Yeah, I had 2 girlfriends in high school. I thought I was bisexual. Then, I kissed a boy and thought, "Wow, this is what I really want." MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: bboy87 said: girlfriend??? Yeah, I had 2 girlfriends in high school. I thought I was bisexual. Then, I kissed a boy and thought, "Wow, this is what I really want." I've heard people think they were bisexual then realize they're gay. I'm confused about one part: We're they attracted to the opposite sex when they were bi? "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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bboy87 said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Yeah, I had 2 girlfriends in high school. I thought I was bisexual. Then, I kissed a boy and thought, "Wow, this is what I really want." I've heard people think they were bisexual then realize they're gay. I'm confused about one part: We're they attracted to the opposite sex when they were bi? I was. I mean, I still think women are beautiful I just don't get aroused by them. The thing is with a man, it was like, damn, this is it. I found the missing connection. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: bboy87 said: I've heard people think they were bisexual then realize they're gay. I'm confused about one part: We're they attracted to the opposite sex when they were bi? I was. I mean, I still think women are beautiful I just don't get aroused by them. The thing is with a man, it was like, damn, this is it. I found the missing connection. OH! I get it now!  "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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bboy87 said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I was. I mean, I still think women are beautiful I just don't get aroused by them. The thing is with a man, it was like, damn, this is it. I found the missing connection. OH! I get it now! MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: bboy87 said: OH! I get it now!  "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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 [Edited 11/14/07 10:13am] "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." |
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