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PrintableIstenSzek said: ZombieKitten said:  
i want that sign for my toillet at home  I think that it would hurt to sit on a pine tree  | |
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ZombieKitten said: IstenSzek said:
i want that sign for my toillet at home I think that it would hurt to sit on a pine tree lol i'm sure there's people who do it for sexual pleasure though  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Wait til Janfriend wakes up! | |
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... and gets out of the toilet! | |
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IstenSzek said: ZombieKitten said: I think that it would hurt to sit on a pine tree lol i'm sure there's people who do it for sexual pleasure though then their favorite time of the year is coming up 
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PANDURITO said: ... and gets out of the toilet!
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ZombieKitten said: IstenSzek said: lol i'm sure there's people who do it for sexual pleasure though then their favorite time of the year is coming up
imagine going to the kitchen and coming back only to find one of your guests molesting your x-mas tree and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: ZombieKitten said: then their favorite time of the year is coming up
imagine going to the kitchen and coming back only to find one of your guests molesting your x-mas tree I know! shocking!  | |
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Christopher said: Janfriend said: I'm just sayin'
Eating oatmeal every morning and eating salads for dinner is NOT A GOOD IDEA! ow,what kind of oatmeal and what kind of salad? Regular Quaker Oats. I cook a half a cup a day and I have a salad with feta, nuts, cranberries and white basalmic dressing | |
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You guys are crazy | |
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StarMon said: Janfriend said: I'm just sayin'
Eating oatmeal every morning and eating salads for dinner is NOT A GOOD IDEA! Are you sure, The recommended amount of fiber for adults is between 21 grams and 38 grams a day.. but you should know your body. Oatmeal has about 4g of fiber per serving. I'm sure I'm eating the right amount. I'm just not used to running to the bathroom 3 times a day | |
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ZombieKitten said: pandy your avvie
Janfriend  do you normally have a fast through-put? Cause maybe you need a little less then. You probably drink a lot of water too, and salads is mainly water.I do drink water and coffee and fruit smoothies | |
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PANDURITO said: 
What's that smell?  Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Don Marquis (1878 - 1937) | |
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ZombieKitten said: PANDURITO said: Janfriend, there's no business like poo business
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I hear vegetarian farts smell the worst | |
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fiber makes you.. poo better. | |
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baroque said: fiber makes you.. poo better.
i thought that was old prune juice | |
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Janfriend said: StarMon said: Are you sure, The recommended amount of fiber for adults is between 21 grams and 38 grams a day.. but you should know your body. Oatmeal has about 4g of fiber per serving. I'm sure I'm eating the right amount. I'm just not used to running to the bathroom 3 times a day Dang J, if you poo three times a day, it only mean toxins are leaving faster three times a day is good.. Think about it a baby has as many poo partys as adults do and eat less, be it they don't eat as much bs and have smaller stomachs. There are some who can't take a poo three times a week, all that build up is toxic. Once you slow down your high fiber intake it will return to abnormal again. National Funk League✮✮ | |
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ZombieKitten said: IstenSzek said: imagine going to the kitchen and coming back only to find one of your guests molesting your x-mas tree I know! shocking! girl you crack me up! | |
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ZombieKitten said: IstenSzek said: imagine going to the kitchen and coming back only to find one of your guests molesting your x-mas tree I know! shocking! WTF?!?!?!?!?  BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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Janfriend said: PaisleyPark5083 said: ummmm, thanks for sharing
 Why did you reply? Because all of a sudden I now had the mental image of what too much fiber does to a person.  | |
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Janfriend said: ZombieKitten said: pandy your avvie
Janfriend do you normally have a fast through-put? Cause maybe you need a little less then. You probably drink a lot of water too, and salads is mainly water.I do drink water and coffee and fruit smoothies It's the fiber/coffee/SMOOTHIE combo that's killing you, seriously. I bet you could cut it down to twice a day if you skipped the smoothie    I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: Janfriend said: I do drink water and coffee and fruit smoothies It's the fiber/coffee/SMOOTHIE combo that's killing you, seriously. I bet you could cut it down to twice a day if you skipped the smoothie and that will be $35 dollars for the consultations, thanks Janfriend  | |
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CalhounSq said: Janfriend said: I do drink water and coffee and fruit smoothies It's the fiber/coffee/SMOOTHIE combo that's killing you, seriously. I bet you could cut it down to twice a day if you skipped the smoothie I'm addicted to the smoothies. I might try to ride this one out and see if my body gets used to it. It did before. Those damn Quakers | |
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StarMon said: Janfriend said: I'm sure I'm eating the right amount. I'm just not used to running to the bathroom 3 times a day Dang J, if you poo three times a day, it only mean toxins are leaving faster three times a day is good.. Think about it a baby has as many poo partys as adults do and eat less, be it they don't eat as much bs and have smaller stomachs. There are some who can't take a poo three times a week, all that build up is toxic. Once you slow down your high fiber intake it will return to abnormal again. abnormal | |
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ZombieKitten said: CalhounSq said: It's the fiber/coffee/SMOOTHIE combo that's killing you, seriously. I bet you could cut it down to twice a day if you skipped the smoothie and that will be $35 dollars for the consultations, thanks Janfriend | |
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Janfriend said: I'm just sayin'
Eating oatmeal every morning and eating salads for dinner is NOT A GOOD IDEA! The above was typed while sitting on the toilet. No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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Janfriend said: ZombieKitten said: and that will be $35 dollars for the consultations, thanks Janfriend anytime! 
how are your guts feeling today? | |
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littlemissG said: Janfriend said: I'm just sayin'
Eating oatmeal every morning and eating salads for dinner is NOT A GOOD IDEA! The above was typed while sitting on the toilet. You know this! | |
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