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Iraq to Vote On Saddam's Re-Election! http://abcnews.go.com/wir..._1480.html
I hope all of their chads are dimpled. This could be close! I like this part: In an Iraqi yes-or-no vote on re-electing Saddam Hussein, the only cliffhanger in Tuesday's vote is whether the two-decade Iraqi leader will beat his last showing: 99.96 percent.
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yeah I saw that, its hilarious ...
nobody is willing to run against him... and the voters have to put their full names and address on their voting forms, so they better vote for him or get their asses kicked ... what can they do ? | |
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is he running against Bob Dole or something? | |
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AaronForever said: is he running against Bob Dole or something?
No..Janet Reno she is running on the Diva Dance Party's platform... | |
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I tried to find what the Iraqi papers were saying about the elections. But all I got was this:
http://www.althawra.gov.ye/ Althawra is the newspaper of Hussein's Baath party. But I don't speak Persian. I may send them an email asking if they have any early projections. Or maybe POOK would be willing to lead us in an attack on their message board! | |
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AaronForever said: is he running against Bob Dole or something? ROLMAO!!! | |
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FunkyStrange said: yeah I saw that, its hilarious ...
Tell me about it! Those poor people. SADDAM nobody is willing to run against him... and the voters have to put their full names and address on their voting forms, so they better vote for him or get their asses kicked ... what can they do ? | |
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2the9s said: I tried to find what the Iraqi papers were saying about the elections. But all I got was this:
http://www.althawra.gov.ye/ Althawra is the newspaper of Hussein's Baath party. But I don't speak Persian. I may send them an email asking if they have any early projections. Okay, I wrote Althawra a letter about the elections. Here it is: Dear Sir or Madam,
I am writing to ask if the Althawra newspaper has an official or unofficial projection for the upcoming "elections" in Iraq. Will it be Saddam again? (That is my guess. Although secretly I hope the people kick his ass to the curb!) I realize how hard it must be to predict. Sometimes you think one guy has won, and then another guy wins. You're like, "holy shit!" (Do you have the electoral college there? I hope for your sake not.) I am asking because despite the fact that your website looks like some random Angelfire crap put up by a 13 year-old girl, you *are* the mouthpiece of the Iraqi government. I figured you would have some inside dope. Please let me know what you think so I can report back to the Org. The Org is a website devoted to a...well, to an r&b/pop singer (singer/slash musician really), but he's sooo much more than that! -- although he has made some questionable career choices and seems hell bent on alienating his loopy fan base (do you know what a bootleg is? Why do I think that you do?) Anyway, on this website we have a monkey who flings poo, a guy who "Vooms" (don't ask), a person named after a female body part (we used to have two!), a guy from Michigan U, a whole cast of characters. We do things like anagrams and exquisite corpses (I still don't get that one) and flames and we speculate on every little aspect of this popstar's life -- it's kind of hard to explain (and kind of sad when I see it written out like this). We invaded OkayPlayer and then the GD got shut down and we have avatars and emoticons and shit. People leave and come back, but they *announce* that they are leaving! I mean, c'mon! just leave already! It's kind of a mess. But we all really want to know about the Iraqi elections! Your homepage doesn't fill me with confidence that I will get a coherent response from you. I mean, I don't read Arabic, but that shit sucks! It's like one big pop-up ad! I'm afraid to click anywhere! It's too busy! Please cut some of that shit out. I know that your only goal is propaganda and that it must take a shitload of Flash in order to make Saddam's insane ramblings sound halfway good, but can you make it less porn-like? Thank you. So, who do you think will win? Sincerely, 2the9s Premium Member | |
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2the9s said: 2the9s said: I tried to find what the Iraqi papers were saying about the elections. But all I got was this:
http://www.althawra.gov.ye/ Althawra is the newspaper of Hussein's Baath party. But I don't speak Persian. I may send them an email asking if they have any early projections. Okay, I wrote Althawra a letter about the elections. Here it is: Dear Sir or Madam,
I am writing to ask if the Althawra newspaper has an official or unofficial projection for the upcoming "elections" in Iraq. Will it be Saddam again? (That is my guess. Although secretly I hope the people kick his ass to the curb!) I realize how hard it must be to predict. Sometimes you think one guy has won, and then another guy wins. You're like, "holy shit!" (Do you have the electoral college there? I hope for your sake not.) I am asking because despite the fact that your website looks like some random Angelfire crap put up by a 13 year-old girl, you *are* the mouthpiece of the Iraqi government. I figured you would have some inside dope. Please let me know what you think so I can report back to the Org. The Org is a website devoted to a...well, to an r&b/pop singer (singer/slash musician really), but he's sooo much more than that! -- although he has made some questionable career choices and seems hell bent on alienating his loopy fan base (do you know what a bootleg is? Why do I think that you do?) Anyway, on this website we have a monkey who flings poo, a guy who "Vooms" (don't ask), a person named after a female body part (we used to have two!), a guy from Michigan U, a whole cast of characters. We do things like anagrams and exquisite corpses (I still don't get that one) and flames and we speculate on every little aspect of this popstar's life -- it's kind of hard to explain (and kind of sad when I see it written out like this). We invaded OkayPlayer and then the GD got shut down and we have avatars and emoticons and shit. People leave and come back, but they *announce* that they are leaving! I mean, c'mon! just leave already! It's kind of a mess. But we all really want to know about the Iraqi elections! Your homepage doesn't fill me with confidence that I will get a coherent response from you. I mean, I don't read Arabic, but that shit sucks! It's like one big pop-up ad! I'm afraid to click anywhere! It's too busy! Please cut some of that shit out. I know that your only goal is propaganda and that it must take a shitload of Flash in order to make Saddam's insane ramblings sound halfway good, but can you make it less porn-like? Thank you. So, who do you think will win? Sincerely, 2the9s Premium Member props to 2the9s for his current investigation on the topic. I wanna read more. "Peace and Benz -- The future, made in Germany" | |
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9s, why the bloody hell did you jock Harley Quinn's avatar? This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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Supernova said: 9s, why the bloody hell did you jock Harley Quinn's avatar?
9s is a law unto himself He is the Org avatar jocker | |
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I read that last night 2the9's... | |
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2the9s said: I am asking because despite the fact that your website looks like some random Angelfire crap put up by a 13 year-old girl, you *are* the mouthpiece of the Iraqi government. I figured you would have some inside dope. come on now, subyduby spends a lot of time working on her website. be nice | |
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HEY! POOK THOUGHT YOU HARLEY QUINN! POOK MISS HARLEY QUINN ANYWAY OK POOK LEAD STRIKE TEAM TO IRAQ FORUM THAT IS P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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