Now...I wish the person I got would only post some ideas for me!

MoniGram said:

now we know that people who have posted arent your person!!

MoniGram said:

yeah ... me 2

and no ... I didn't get you

violett said:

Or..I could be throwing everyone off the track! heehee!

One4All4Ever said:

I like books and I read in English, Dutch and French. Both fiction and non-fiction are cool too. Biographies, history, art, philosophy... all good.

Of course I love music. Jazz, soul, funk, classical music and other stuff... I have a very wide taste. I don't like metal or techno that isn't funky.

It's hard to say what I don't like. Maybe I'm not too 'girlie', but that may sound vague as well. Getting me things a man would appreciate as well?

Personal and local things are very cool as well.

Gosh, this is hard.

im a girl of simple tastes, i just love receiving gifts- especially thru mail - so i will be happy with anything

but if u get me and r really stuck, here are a few ideas

-i love books- a personal fav/or locally inspired would be great

-i collect spoons, the souvenir kind

-oh, and in my Prince collection, i only have cough*offical releases- thru wrecka stows*cough

cheers

I would love something from the area you're from. Some regional favorite thing or an item your area is know for kinda thing. Ummm...

I'm totally not a girly girl.
I am a lover of all things milk chocolate (unfortunately dark makes me ill )
My favorite color is dark plummy purple.

Hmmm...what else yeah, that's about it

I'm sending everyone who's posted here a FREE copy of The Work

I enjoy sunbathing in the nude,
long walks on the park,
refrigerated Almond Joys,
one of the ladies who dresses up like a bird in Cirque de Soleil ( though when it comes to pussy, I'm kinda like those starving children that mothers like to compare their kids to whenever they don't wanna finish their supper: I'll eat whatever I can get),
onion-booty porn ( though, see the prevoius analogy that I expounded upon),
& crack-cocaine (though it's gotta be cut. I'm tryin' to quit).

As far as what I'm giving,
this year, I'm running a theme.
So,
paperweights for everybody!

Anything goes

Illustrator said:

after paying the postal fees, you'll be hungry for the next seven years

I know my request for a house was just a bit unrealistic, so instead I'd like to say that I am in desperate need of a new laptop.

Surprize me I'll like it simply because you picked it

I know who you are or I should say I have a good feeling I know

JustErin said:

What OS do you want installed on that ?

One4All4Ever said:

what are we up to? cheetah? lynx? cougar?

I'm not fussy and will appreciate anything whoever gets picked for me is good enough to send

ZombieKitten said:

within budget ... I was thinking Window 3.1 or DR-DOS 5
I might still pull it with a stripped down linux distro of her choice.

I'm so lucky not to have her as my recipient ... and she probably is too

I am not picky, whoever got me can let their imagination flow freely

One4All4Ever said:

it only has one window

ZombieKitten said:

Well, way back in the olden times,
my computer worked for me.
I'd laugh and play, all night and day,
on Zork I, II and III.

The Amiga, VIC-20 and the Sinclair II,
The TRS 80 and the Apple II,
they did what they were supposed to do,
wasn't much... but it was enough.

But then Xerox made a prototype,
Steve Jobs came on the scene,
read "Of Mice and Menus," Windows, Icons
a trash, and a bitmap screen.

Well Stevie said to Xerox,
"Boys, turn your heads and cough."
And when no-one was looking,
he ripped their interfaces off.

Stole every feature that he had seen,
put it in a cute box with a tiny little screen,
Mac OS 1 ran that machine,
only cost five thousand bucks.

But it was slow, it was buggy,
so they wrote it again,
And now they're up to OS 10,
they'll charge you for the Beta, then charge you again,
but the Mac OS still sucks.

Every OS wastes your time,
from the desktop to the lap,
Everything since Apple Dos,
Just a bunch of crap.

From Microsoft, to Macintosh,
to Lih-- lie-- lih-- lie... nux,
Every computer crashes,
'cause every OS sucks.

Well then Microsoft jumped in the game,
copied Apple's interface, with an OS named,
"Windows 3.1" - it was twice as lame,
but the stock price rose and rose.

Then Windows 95, then 98,
man solitaire never ran so great,
and every single version came out late,
but I guess that's the way it goes.

But that bloatware'll crash and delete your work,
NT, ME, man, none of 'em work.
Bill Gates may be richer than Captain Kirk,
but the Windows OS blows!
And sucks!
At the same time!

I'd trade it in, yeah right... for what?
It's top of the line from the Compuhut.
The fridge, stove and toaster, never crash on me,
I should be able to get online, without a PHD.

My phone doesn't take a week to boot it,
my TV doesn't crash when I mute it,
I miss ASCII text, and my floppy drive,
I wish VIC-20 was still alive...

But it ain't the hardware, man.

It's just that every OS sucks... and blows.

Now there's lih-nux or lie-nux,
I don't know how you say it,
or how you install it, or use it, or play it,
or where you download it, or what programs run,
but lih-nux, or lie-nux, don't look like much fun.

However you say it, it's getting great press,
though how it survives is anyone's guess,
If you ask me, it's a great big mess,
for elitist, nerdy shmucks.

"It's free!" they say, if you can get it to run,
the Geeks say, "Hey, that's half the fun!"
Yeah, but I got a girlfriend, and things to get done,
the Linux OS SUCKS.
(I'm sorry to say it, but it does.)

Every OS wastes your time,
from the desktop to the lap,
Everything since the abacus,
Just a bunch of crap.

From Microsoft, to Macintosh,
to lih-lie-lih-lie... nux.
Every computer crashes,
'cause every OS sucks.

Every computer crashes... 'cause every OS sucks!

we used to use commodore 64s at school, and ABC computers, whatever they were, we could program bubblesorts on those, whatever that is

ZombieKitten said:

procedure bubbleSort( A : list of sortable items ) defined as:
do
swapped := false
for each i in 0 to length( A ) - 2 do:
if A[ i ] > A[ i + 1 ] then
swap( A[ i ], A[ i + 1 ] )
swapped := true
end if
end for
while swapped
end procedure

it's actually one of the few things I remember from back in the day when I still programmed ... nostalgy

One4All4Ever said:

I also remember
10 print something
gosub or something wtf!

If no one has figured out I like chocolate (Understatement) then I need to fix my name

This is great!

Thanks Ocean for your time on this...



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[Edited 11/26/07 8:43am]

sag10 said:

My pleasure hun

chillichocaholic said:

damn, now I have to go back to the greengrocer with that bag of chillies

prb said:

we will have to work on that!!



but i'm not your s.s.

ZombieKitten said: