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Have you ever cheated the system? 
Have you ever cheated the system to claim benefits? Did you or are you still getting away with it? What did you do? There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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CarrieMpls said: I have the same attire as Homer
Indeed you are a fashion guru. There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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you mean like when the bank put an extra 2K into my account? | |
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ZombieKitten said: you mean like when the bank put an extra 2K into my account?
Well more in the way of if you swindled the bank into doing so. There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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I never have but a friend of mine did. She and her ex fiancee said they were seperated but they were living in the same house (supposedly next to one another in a split house) Turned out they started their relationship back up, got caught and she went to jail for three months. She was terrified but she did her time and still has to pay the money back PRINCE IS WATCHING U  " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic | |
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JDInteractive said: CarrieMpls said: I have the same attire as Homer
Indeed you are a fashion guru. I pose like that too. |
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JDInteractive said: ZombieKitten said: you mean like when the bank put an extra 2K into my account?
Well more in the way of if you swindled the bank into doing so. nope (bastards realised their mistake next day and rectified it  ) | |
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CarrieMpls said: JDInteractive said:
Indeed you are a fashion guru. I pose like that too. It's vitaly important we start a 'Post a picture of yourself dressed up as Homer Simpson and/or CarrieMPLS whilst poing like John Travolta' thread. There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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JDInteractive said: CarrieMpls said: I pose like that too. It's vitaly important we start a 'Post a picture of yourself dressed up as Homer Simpson and/or CarrieMPLS whilst poing like John Travolta' thread. whilst what?  | |
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JDInteractive said: CarrieMpls said: I pose like that too. It's vitaly important we start a 'Post a picture of yourself dressed up as Homer Simpson and/or CarrieMPLS whilst poing like John Travolta' thread. pooing? How do you know how John Travolta poos? |
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ZombieKitten said: JDInteractive said: It's vitaly important we start a 'Post a picture of yourself dressed up as Homer Simpson and/or CarrieMPLS whilst poing like John Travolta' thread. whilst what? That's a horrific spelling mistake! Well you can poo like John Travolta if you want to. There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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CarrieMpls said: JDInteractive said: It's vitaly important we start a 'Post a picture of yourself dressed up as Homer Simpson and/or CarrieMPLS whilst poing like John Travolta' thread. pooing? How do you know how John Travolta poos? celebs don't poo!  just like princesses don't! | |
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CarrieMpls said: JDInteractive said: It's vitaly important we start a 'Post a picture of yourself dressed up as Homer Simpson and/or CarrieMPLS whilst poing like John Travolta' thread. pooing? How do you know how John Travolta poos? Famous people never poo. There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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JDInteractive said: CarrieMpls said: pooing? How do you know how John Travolta poos? Famous people never poo. Then where does their poo go? |
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CarrieMpls said: JDInteractive said: Famous people never poo. Then where does their poo go? They have scientific machines for that sort of thing. There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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JDInteractive said: CarrieMpls said: pooing? How do you know how John Travolta poos? Famous people never poo. I remember reading a poem about a man in the olden days (before bathrooms) who was shocked his sweetheart had the same bodily functions as he did  he totally traumatised, he didn't think girls did! | |
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CarrieMpls said: JDInteractive said: Famous people never poo. Then where does their poo go? Should I say out of their mouths?  PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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JDInteractive said: CarrieMpls said: Then where does their poo go? They have scientific machines for that sort of thing. like a daily colonic? why else are their tummies so flat! | |
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ZombieKitten said: JDInteractive said: They have scientific machines for that sort of thing. like a daily colonic? why else are their tummies so flat! Yes, they have wooden mechanisms for that sort of thing. There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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JDInteractive said: ZombieKitten said: like a daily colonic? why else are their tummies so flat! Yes, they have wooden mechanisms for that sort of thing. WOODEN! sounds painful, splinters and all that 
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ZombieKitten said: JDInteractive said: Yes, they have wooden mechanisms for that sort of thing. WOODEN! sounds painful, splinters and all that
you need to change the thread title now On a biological/gastric level, using a wooden colonic mechanism to keep a famous person's tummy flat qualifies as cheating the system. | |
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By "claiming benefits" do you mean as in "sick benefits" and such, or just getting beneficial results from cheating the system in general? In the latter case of course I've done that many times, as I'm sure we all have, not in the least by getting paid without paying taxes. Our taxes are so bloody high though that I don't feel bad about doing that every now and then. The only regrettable side effect is that you don't get pension points and such. | |
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Hell, yes! But I was shaking in my boots the entire time. I'm not a good liar and I don't think I could ever do it again. I'll leave that to the CEO's and the politicians! | |
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You cheat the system by denying it's power. Try not to buy from big box retailers, try not working for them, try to change the capitalist system. Infiltrate from within. All you others say Hell Yea!!  | |
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They're cheating us everyday, that's for sure. [Edited 11/3/07 6:46am] | |
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ZombieKitten said: you mean like when the bank put an extra 2K into my account?
You mean aKKount? | |
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that's how i got my driving licence [Edited 11/3/07 10:57am] | |
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PANDURITO said: ZombieKitten said: you mean like when the bank put an extra 2K into my account?
You mean aKKount? Nooooo C is in Aus not the good ole U S of A..... | |
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