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Tell me a really bad Joke Lets hear the worst jokes u have ver heard, so bad that u couldnt help but laugh anyway....
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"So this guy is with this women one night,and he kisses her on the ear and he says;your a one,your a one.Then he kisses her on the neck and says;your a two,your a two.Then he kisses her on the lips,and he says;your a three,your a three.So then he kisses between the breasts and says;your a four,your a four.Then he kisses her on the breasts and says;your a five,your a five.Then he gives her a big kiss on the nipples and says to her;your a six,your a six.So he slids down and kisses her on the belly button and says;oh your a seven,your a seven.So then he slides down and kisses her where it counts and tells her,ohhhhh your an eight,your an eight! So she Did !"  PEACE.....It does not mean 2 be in a place where there is no noise,trouble,or hardwork.It means 2 be in the midst of those things and still be calm in your heart !  | |
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IrrisistableRich said: "So this guy is with this women one night,and he kisses her on the ear and he says;your a one,your a one.Then he kisses her on the neck and says;your a two,your a two.Then he kisses her on the lips,and he says;your a three,your a three.So then he kisses between the breasts and says;your a four,your a four.Then he kisses her on the breasts and says;your a five,your a five.Then he gives her a big kiss on the nipples and says to her;your a six,your a six.So he slids down and kisses her on the belly button and says;oh your a seven,your a seven.So then he slides down and kisses her where it counts and tells her,ohhhhh your an eight,your an eight! So she Did !"
I don't get it? So she did an eight? What does that mean?    FREE THE 29 MAY 1993 COME CONFIGURATION!
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scififilmnerd said: IrrisistableRich said: "So this guy is with this women one night,and he kisses her on the ear and he says;your a one,your a one.Then he kisses her on the neck and says;your a two,your a two.Then he kisses her on the lips,and he says;your a three,your a three.So then he kisses between the breasts and says;your a four,your a four.Then he kisses her on the breasts and says;your a five,your a five.Then he gives her a big kiss on the nipples and says to her;your a six,your a six.So he slids down and kisses her on the belly button and says;oh your a seven,your a seven.So then he slides down and kisses her where it counts and tells her,ohhhhh your an eight,your an eight! So she Did !"
I don't get it? So she did an eight? What does that mean? co PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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What do u call a Bull jerking off in a field?
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chillichocaholic said: scififilmnerd said: I don't get it? So she did an eight? What does that mean? co "you're an eight" = "urinate" | |
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retina said: chillichocaholic said: co "you're an eight" = "urinate" Ohhhhh ...  well arent we silly PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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chillichocaholic said: scififilmnerd said: I don't get it? So she did an eight? What does that mean? co URINATE you morons. | |
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benyamin said: chillichocaholic said: co URINATE you morons. Im not a mormon  PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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chillichocaholic said: benyamin said: URINATE you morons. Im not a mormon They seem weird. | |
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benyamin said: chillichocaholic said: Im not a mormon They seem weird.  if they seem weird to u...then they really do have problems PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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"A Panda walks into a restaraunt,sits down and orders.Eats his food,gets up shoots the waiter and goes to leave.The manger yells;'Hey,you can't do that.'The Panda says;'Yes I can,I'm a Panda,look it up.'So the manger grabs a dictionary and looks up Panda.Panda,Asian mammal,that eats shoots and leaves." PEACE.....It does not mean 2 be in a place where there is no noise,trouble,or hardwork.It means 2 be in the midst of those things and still be calm in your heart ! | |
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IrrisistableRich said: "A Panda walks into a restaraunt,sits down and orders.Eats his food,gets up shoots the waiter and goes to leave.The manger yells;'Hey,you can't do that.'The Panda says;'Yes I can,I'm a Panda,look it up.'So the manger grabs a dictionary and looks up Panda.Panda,Asian mammal,that eats shoots and leaves."
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chillichocaholic said: Lets hear the worst jokes u have ver heard, so bad that u couldnt help but laugh anyway....
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What did the ghost say to the bee?
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DexMSR said: chillichocaholic said: Lets hear the worst jokes u have ver heard, so bad that u couldnt help but laugh anyway....
Inspired by Kan in Chat BUSH WINS!!! BUSH WINS!!!! Dude that is a fucking nightmare  | |
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These are bad
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What's Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite shampoo?
...Head and Shoulders. | |
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Your mother is sooo old, she knew Burger King when he was a Prince! 
 surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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GreenLeaves said: What's Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite shampoo?
...Head and Shoulders. Pfff surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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What's Black and White and Brown on Top? ...A Nun with a Monk on 
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What's the difference between "Light and "Hard"? ...You can sleep with a Light on 
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We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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What do you get when you cross LSD with birth control pills?
A trip without the kids. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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How do you get a handkerchief to dance?
You put a little boogie in it! "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." Ernest Hemingway | |
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OMG these are so BAD and Im laughing PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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What does a cow with a speech impediment say?
"Moof" | |
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Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the boos, of course... I've got a million of 'em... | |
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