Following on from this thread...

I see IceNine is logged on right now. Why not ask him a question? Anything at all - consider this your chance to get to know the man behind the mystery. He'll give you advice, solve your problems, and generally be available to answer your queries.

The only question you CAN'T ask is the one about him being such a c*nt (you heard me MrBlues?) Ok?!

IceNine, where were you on the night that the crime took place?

And can you prove it?

Haystack said:

I can assure you that I was wherever any crime took place... I am ubiquitous as far as crime scenes go!

Icenine, you can answer either one of those two questions.

Ever had a homoerotic experience?

or

What's your favorite brand of anti-freeze?

Aerogram said:

Yes, Aerogram... I can answer both questions!

I have never had a homoerotic experience... and I think that Prestone is probably a fine antifreeze!

Are polar bears really white?

xenon said:

Thank you for asking...

No, they are not.

Good call. Care to elaborate?

xenon said:

Okay!

Polar bears have black skin and hollow, transparent hair...

Thank you for asking!



Next question

You'll never get this one,

How big is my todger?

xenon said:

From what I understand, your todger is "man sized" and has been known to bring great pleasure to those who have had a go at it.

As far as the actual dimensions, I am not sure...

Could you please tell me, where do broken hearts go?

IceNine...Can birds fly backwards and if not, WHY?

TRON said:

As Frank Zappa said: "Broken hearts are for assholes"

Broken hearts go to the land of happy fairies and elves... they wait there for you to find them and then they supply you with all the wax lips and chocolate bars that you want when they finally heal.

OCEANA said:

Birds cannot fly backwards due to wing mechanics

my friend

they say,

rubadub dub 3 men in a tub.

why 3 men , why a tub ?

shausler said:

You got me, my friend... I don't know anything about this butcher, baker or candlestick guy...

I don't get it at all.

i put in coin

i stump oracle

Is the org mafia disbanded??

4LOVE said:

I have no information on that... and who is asking?

IceNine said:


In that case, how do I know when it's love?

IceNine, do you think complete idiots who run around correcting grammar, when they themselves use Princebonics, should be allowed to breed?

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

I do not believe in correcting spelling or grammar on message boards... breeding should be delayed until these problems are resolved.

IceNine said:

IceNine, do you think ---2--- is a sucks dick for beer money on the weekend?

TRON said:

"When it is love you will feel it all the way down in your pants." - Leon Phelps, The Ladies Man

icenine

how many ways can one work the P?

shausler said:

Hopefully the world will never know. I would expect at least 2 to 3 ways though.

IceNine: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale light?

LaVisHh said:

Why, yes I have!

He kept trying to lead and I had a hard time explaining to him that I don't roll that way... I lead at all times and I can't get with the idea that he was trying to take the lead... I had to punch him in the face in order to get things back in line.

He is not a very good dancer, by the way... always on my damned feet.