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A lightbulb can be unscrewed.  | |
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If you want to know where 9'sy is, he had to go into hospital because he ate a daffodil bulb...
The doctors said he should be out by Spring.  There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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Byron said: Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the boos, of course... I've got a million of 'em... Ure like the bad joke Ruler  PRINCE IS WATCHING U  " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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On another note, have you heard about that actress who got stabbed? Reece something.... There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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JDInteractive said: On another note, have you heard about that actress who got stabbed? Reece something....
What with her spoon?   PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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chillichocaholic said: JDInteractive said: On another note, have you heard about that actress who got stabbed? Reece something....
What with her spoon? It was a knife I heard. There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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what happens when you cross a singer and a rocking chair? -- you rock to the beat.
how do you mend a broken jack o lantern? -- with a pumpkin patch. what do you call a lease of false teeth? -- a dental rental Where did the kittens go on the class trip -- to the meow-seum. What goes tick-tock, woof-woof? -- a watchdog What did the art dealer say when a mann asked what a picture was supposed to be? -- a reflection of you. what did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date? -- shore To Sir, with Love | |
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JDInteractive said: chillichocaholic said: What with her spoon? It was a knife I heard.  PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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@ all of you!! 
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What do u call a row of rabbits hopping backward?
A receeding hare line Why is a blonde like a turtle? Once they're on their back they're fu**ed PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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whats black and white and read all over?
a newspaper what goes black white, black white, black white? a penguin rolling down a hill seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before   | |
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What's a blonde's mating call?
"I think I'm drunk!" Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.  | |
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purplesweat said: What's a blonde's mating call?
"I think I'm drunk!" Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. What's a brunette's mating call? Has the blonde gone home yet? PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Roberto. Its so poor but it tickles me! There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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What is a specimen?
An Italian astronaut | |
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How does Bob Marley like his doghnuts? Wi' jammin. There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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what do you do if you see a spaceman?
parkinitman! | |
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ZombieKitten said: what do you do if you see a spaceman?
parkinitman! seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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JDInteractive said: What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Roberto. Its so poor but it tickles me!
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chillichocaholic said: JDInteractive said: What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Roberto. Its so poor but it tickles me!
:tumbsup:It's so bad it's good isn't it!? There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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prb said: ZombieKitten said: what do you do if you see a spaceman?
parkinitman! OK. that is a good one not a bad one | |
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JDInteractive said: chillichocaholic said: :tumbsup:It's so bad it's good isn't it!? Oh Yeah  PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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where do horses live?
in neigh- bourhoods seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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why do baby ducks walk softly
cause they can't walk hardly | |
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ZombieKitten said: What is a specimen?
An Italian astronaut A "Bigamist" is an Italian Fog A "Speciman" Is an Italian Astronaut An "Innuendo" Is an Italian Suppository PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
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A lot of people I know aren't too crazy about the "Deez Nuts" jokes (so they can be considered bad jokes, right?), but I find them hilarious; the last one I liked, I read over at the "Urban Dictionary" site.
You know, stuff like: Do you prefer tapes or cds? Cds. Well see deez nuts. | |
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ok the hunchback of notre dame is going on vacation so he puts a ad in for a bell ringer, guy shows up, i can do it, guy rings the bell falls off and dies, another guy same thing, falls off and dies when he rings the bell, so the hunchback's twin brother shows up and says i got it i can do , the twin falls off and dies, people crowd around and said "holy shit who was that?, guy shows up and says hell, he looks like a "dead ringer" for his brother!!  | |
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GreenLeaves said: A lot of people I know aren't too crazy about the "Deez Nuts" jokes (so they can be considered bad jokes, right?), but I find them hilarious; the last one I liked, I read over at the "Urban Dictionary" site.
You know, stuff like: Do you prefer tapes or cds? Cds. Well see deez nuts. | |
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How do you know policemen are strong?
Because they can hold up traffic How does the queen bee get around her hive? She's throne. and my favorite one: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick. | |
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