I just had a knock on the door.




I immediately started giggling wondering who the heck it could be. I'm in my pajamas and I was practicing my geisha make up for my costume just a little while ago, so my face is completely made up right now. White face, drawn-in black eyebrows, red eyeshahow, little heart-shaped geisha lips....

I answered it and it was a guy from down the hall. He introduced himself to me, then realized he was at the wrong apartment, he wanted the guy across from me and before I could say, oh, btw - I'm praticing for halloween we were saying goodbye and I closed my door.


He's got to think I'm some weird goth girl now.


So - do you know your neighbors?

I know one girl. I met her when I first moved in and she's very nice.

Then there are the two girls who recently moved in. One is nice and one's an idiot who refused to pick up after her dog until I confronted her about it. And when I confronted her about it she tried to deny that he dog was the one pooping in our yard. So, like, who's doing it? The phantom shitter?

Anyway...yeah...those are my neighbors.

I know the one neighbor whose dog always shits in my yard. I don't talk to him though. I'm kinda anti social in my neighborhood. They probably refer to me as "the snotty bitch".

JasmineFire said:

The guy across the hall from me held the door open for me once when I was carrying laundry down, but I didn't get to exchange names. He's really cute too.

CarrieMpls said:

cute neighbors are always nice. maybe i'll have one of those when i move in january.

JasmineFire said:

roflmoa @ "phantom shitter".

My neighbors are all very nice, except for the woman who lives directly below me. You all know about her already, so I don't think I need to elaborate. She's a real piece of work, in fact, all of the other people living in this building think she's weird. I wanted to say, "Well, duh, I could have told you that!"

Gino from 2 doors up promised to have a BBQ for us, but 10 years later we are still waiting!

LOL LOL FREAKIN LOL @ this scenario!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Thank you!!



I'm feeling a little sheepish right now.

i hate meeting the neighbors, oh accept our immediate one, i think they're aight.

CarrieMpls said:

I got you beat, girlie.

I was living in Idaho, 18 years old and was getting ready to go out clubbing. I was a very androgynous clubber, so I had a face full of foundation, cherry red lipstick and eyeliner and there was a knock at my apartment door.

I was my state senator out campaigning before the election!

He was visibly taken aback at first, but then recovered, extended his hand and said, "Hello, I'm Gary. I'm your state senator."

I was like, "Um...hi."

SnakePeel said:

SnakePeel said:

That's awesome, though.

I do know my neighbors...enjoy the ones to the northeast of me, invite them over for dinner, parties etc..but the ones to the south of me, can't stand. They are quite weird..and their daughter gives me the creeps!

SnakePeel said:

I've met my downstairs neighbors, and the people who live behind us. They're all very nice. Though the people behind us tend to seriously hog the laundry facilities.

That's a good costume. Will there be pics?

Stax said:

Stax said:

hey you.


I hope so. I'm bad at being a photogtapher, but I'm going out 2 separate nights, so I'm sure there will be some at some point.
I'm quite excited about this one. The kimono looks stunning on me, if I do say so myself.

As to the question...

Some stoner students live in the house on the south side of me. Our houses are really close and, in the summer, I can hear them playing X-box for hours. I have only said hi to them a few times.

Two women and their little boy live on the north side of me. I talk to them every now and then and we roll each others garbage cans out to the curb and stuff, but I can't remember their names.

Across the street is Amy and Chris and their two young girls, Isabelle and Gracie. I talk to them fairly often. He is a carpenter and is always working on the house, so I run into him a lot. They went to Disneyland last month.

Those are the only neighbors I know.

CarrieMpls said:

No doubt. Take a pic! Take a pic!

my neighbors are nooooosey.
im talkin 'sit in the window or the car and watch everybody' type nosey.


i know if one day somebody try to rob me or something they better still be nosey. Enough to tell me some info

Stax said:

the stoners.

In UT, you're gonna meet your neighbors. When you first move in, they come by, bring cookies, and make sure you know when the local LDS ward holds services.

mmmmmcookies.

I don't know my neighbors....I know one of them is into witchcraft and shit.....

The neighbors at my old house was this dude who restored/built a ford T-bucket....that thing was so loud....

And I'm now dating my mom's neighbor's daughter. The only time I've ever wanted to meet any neighbor's

Imago said:

You'd make a cute geisha too.

DanceWme said:

i used to have neighbors like that when i lived in brooklyn. they would sit out on their stoop and stare all damn day in the summer or by their window in the winter. If there was something really exciting going on they would run outside their house to watch everything like it was a television.

I try not to talk to neighbor,but my girl have so kid that come
over an Now I take them to school an there over four day out of the week.
I guess I done mine I jest hate cleaning up behind them.

i have all kinds of crazy ass nieghbours~~~ a 70 yr old biker crazy as hell...an elderly woman & her spinster daughter..Noisey as hell~
a couple with 4 "loose" daughters, the boys go sniffin around at all hrs..
I use to like apt life when i was single, i met lots of cute guys...lol
& i didnt have to mow the dam lawn!~

I have literally the worst neighbors anyone could have. At first I had a fairly old couple who were pretty reserved and the husband was just plain odd. The wife was pretty nice. They had a grandson i used to play with who was weird as hell. So they moved on and the house got knocked down and two smaller houses were built there instead.

So this rich-ass couple from the "high end" move in there with a fucking annoying mutt who barked CONSTANTLY and fired up our dog but then expected a petting whenever it was out the front and saw us. And the couple, well they started out alright then slowly seemed to get more bitter towards us for no reason In the end none of my family was talking to them at all. And they'd have really loud drunken parties even though they were well into their 60s. I heard the husband yelling once "IM JUST A SEX TOY!".....

So they moved out recently thank GOD, and a family of four moved in. I was happy about this until it turns out they seem to have taken some oath of silence and we literally never hear a peep from them! EVER! And the teenage boy is all wimpy I was hoping for a dreamy next door neighbor hottie and I got one of the Superbad boys They made no effort to get to know us even though we tried and they almost run away if they see us coming We must have a curse on us or something...

On the other side we have a 70 something greek lady who's REALLY obese and there was this period of time where she didn't talk to us either for years but now she is again and gives us free fruit