Heavenly said:

ROLMAO!!! Heavenly you are so silly

"I JUST HATE SEEING AN ERECTION GO TO WASTE,
I'M JUST ROCKHARD IN A FUNKY PLACE"

"I can't drink them whiskey like I used to could. I get the shits everytime" - the movie "dead man"

"I think we ought to read only the kind of books that wound and stab us ... we need the books that affect us like a disaster, that grieve us deeply, like the death of someone we loved more than ourselves, like being banished into forests far from everyone, like a suicide. A book must be the axe for the frozen sea inside us." - Franz Kafka

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"I wash my hands of those who imagine chattering to be knowledge, silence to be ignorance, and affection to be art." -Kahlil Gibran

"What the fucking FUCK"

Nate, Six Feet Under

IceNine said:


Yes I do. Keep it coming.

"One of the best things I can do as an artist is to irritate the hell out of people." -David Bowie

"happiness is not having what u want, but wanting what u have"

TRON said:

Okay...

You asked for it...

I can never remember it exactly so I may be paraphrasing but it's Hemingway and it's something like

Never hesitate to kiss a pretty girl or open a bottle of whiskey.

which to me just means, don't be afraid to seize the moment and have a damn good time.

I compiled this list a few years ago... it took me a LONG time to do it too.

John Adams (1735 - 1826) 2nd president of the United States of America

"This would be the best of all possible worlds, if there were no religion in it."

Archimedes (287 - 212 B.C.)

"Give me a place to stand and I will move the world."

Mikhail A. Bakunin (1814 - 1876)

"Christianity is the complete negation of common sense and sound reason."

"If God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him."

Henri Bergson (1859 - 1941) won Nobel Prize in 1927

"Homo Sapiens, the only creature endowed with reason, is also the only creature to pin it's existence on things unreasonable."
"The universe is a machine for creating gods."

Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914)

"BIBLE, n. A collection of fantastic legends without any scientific support...full of dark hints, historical mistakes and contradictions."

"CHRISTIAN, n. One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. One who follows the teachings of Christ so far as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin."

"PRAY, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy."

Hugo L. Black (1886 -1971) U.S. Supreme Court Justice

"The First Amendment has erected a wall between church and state. That wall must be kept high and impregnable. We could not approve the slightest breach."

William Blake (1757 - 1827)

"The vision of Christ that thou dost see
Is my Vision's Greatest Enemy:"

John Burroughs (1837 - 1921)

"The deeper our insight into the methods of nature, the more incredible the popular Christianity seems to me."
"Science has done more for the development of western civilization in one hundred years than Christianity did in eighteen hundred years."

Samuel Langhorne Clemens (1835 - 1910) "Mark Twain"

"It (the Bible) is full of interest. It has noble poetry in it; and some clever fables; and some blood-drenched history; and some good morals; and a wealth of obscenity; and upwards of a thousand lies."

"One of the proofs of the immortality of the soul is that myriads have believed in it. They have also believed the world was flat."

"It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand." - reader submission - Templeton.

"God created man, and man, being a gentleman, returned the complement." - reader submission - PawtheUnstuk

Arthur Hugh Clough (1819 - 1861)

"And almost everyone when age, disease, or sorrows strike him, inclines to think there is a God or something very like Him."

Morris R. Cohen (1880 - 1947)

"Cruel persecutions and intolerance are not accidents, but grow out of the very essence of religion, namely, its absolute claims."

Auguste Comte (1798 - 1857)

"The universe displays no proof of an all-directing mind."
"Religion is an illusion of childhood, outgrown under proper education."

Benedetto Croce (1866 - 1952)

"Philosophy removes from religion all reason for existing."

Salvador Dali (1904 - 1989)

"As for me, I am against freedom, I am for the blessed inquisition. Freedom is shit, and that's why all these countries founder, from an excess of liberty."

Clarence Darrow (1857 - 1938)

"Every man is a potential murderer."

Edgar Degas (1834 - 1917)

"Art is vice. One does not wed it, one rapes it."

Denis Diderot (1713 - 1784)

"To prove the Gospels by a mirale is to prove an absurdity by something contrary to nature."

"And with the guts of the last priest, let us strangle the last king!"

Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881)

"...God sets us nothing but riddles."

"And man has actually invented God. The marvel is that such an idea, the idea of the necessity of God, could enter the head of such a savage, vicious beast as man."

Thomas Alva Edison (1847 - 1931)

"My mind is incapable of conceiving such a thing as a soul. I may be in error, and man may have a soul; but I simply do not believe it."

"I have never seen the slightest scientific proof of the religious theories of heaven and hell, of future life for individuals, or of a personal God."

"Religion is all bunk."

Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)

"The religious geniuses of all ages have been distinguished by this kind of (cosmic) religious feeling, which knows no dogma and no God made in man's image; Hence it is precisely among the heretics of every age that we find men who are filled with the highest kind of religious feeling and were in many cases regarded by their contemporaries as Atheists, sometimes also as Saints."

"I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are moulded after our own - a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither do I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear of ridiculous egotisms."

Ferdinand I (1503 - 1564)

"Let justice be done, though the world perish."

Ludwig Feuerbach (1804 - 1872)

"Wherever morality is based on theology, wherever right is made dependent on divine authority, the most immoral, unjust, infamous things can be justified and established."

"In religion, man denies his reason."

"What yesterday was still religion is no longer such today; and what today is atheism tomorrow will be religion."

H.A.L. Fisher (?)

"It is a terrible commentary on Christian civilisation that the longest period of slave-raiding known to history was initiated by the action of Spain and Portugal, France, Holland and Britain, after the Christian faith had for more than a thousand years been the established religions of Europe.

Gustave Flaubert (1821 - 1880)

"My kingdom is as wide as the universe and my wants have no limits. I go forward always, freeing spirits and weighing worlds, without fear, without compassion, without love, without God. I am called science."

Gerald R. Ford (1913 - )

"A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take away everything you have."

Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)

"As to Jesus of Nazareth, my opinion of whom you particularly desire, I think the system of morals and his religion, as he left them to us, the best the world ever saw or is likely to see; but I apprehend it has received various corrupting changes, and I have, with most of the present dissenters in England, some doubts of his divinity."

"I cannot conceive otherwise than that He, the Infinte Father, expects or requires no worship or praise from us, but that He is even infinitely above it."

Sigmund Freud (1856 - 1939)

"The derivation of a need for religion from the child's feeling of helplessness and the longing it evokes for a father seems to me incontrovertible, especially since this feeling is not simply carried on from childhood days but is kept alive perpetually by the fear of what the superior power of fate will bring."

"Religion is comparable to a childhood neurosis."

"We shall tell ourselves that it would be very nice if there were a God who created the world and was a benevolent Providence, and if there were a moral order in the universe and an after-life; but it is a very striking fact that all this is exactly as we are bound to wish it to be."

"The greater the number of men to whom the treasures of knowledge become accessible, the more widespread is the falling-away from religious belief - at first only from its obsolete and objectionable trappings, but later from its fundamental postulates as well."

"Love cannot be much stronger that the lust to kill."

"Jesus could have been an ordinary deluded creature."

Robert Frost (1874 - 1963)

"I turned to speak to God
About the world's despair;
But to make bad matters worse
I found God wasn't there."

"Forgive, O Lord, my little joke on Thee and I'll forgive Thy great big one on me."

"I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way."

Giuseppe Garibaldi (1807 - 1882)

"Man has created God, not God man. The priest is the personification of falsehood."

André Gide (1869 - 1951)

"Wisdom begins where the fear of God ends."

"It is much more difficult than one thinks not to believe in God."

"A man's first and greatest victory must be won against the gods."

Günther Grass (1927 - )

"I don't know about God, the only things I know are what I see, hear, feel and smell."

Ernst Heinrich Haeckel (1834 - 1919)

"The myth of the conception and birth of Jesus Christ is mere fiction, and is at the same stage of superstition as a hundred other myths of other religions."

"The belief in the immortality of the human soul is a dogma which is in hopeless contradiction with the most solid empirical truths of modern science."

Ernest Hemingway (1898 - 1961)

"Our nada who art in nada, nada be thy name. Thy kingdom nada, thy will be nada as it is in nada. Give us this nada our daily nada and nada us our nada as we nada our nadas and nada us into nada but deliver us from nada; pues nada. Hail nothing full of nothing, nothing is with thee."

Robert A. Heinlein (?)

"One man's religion is another man's belly laugh."

Heraclitus (c.540 - c.470 B.C)

"Religion is a disease, but it is a noble disease."

"There is always a majority of fools."

"There is nothing permanent except change."

Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)

"All propaganda must be so popular and on such an intellectual level, that even the most stupid of those towards whom it is directed will understand it. Therefore, the intellectual level of the propaganda must be lower the larger the number of people who are to be influenced by it."

"Through clever and constant application of propaganda, people can be made to see paradise as hell, and the other way round, to consider the most wretched sort of life as paradise."

*I do not support any Nazi activities nor do I believe that Hitler was justified in anything that he did - Happy Otter

Aldous Huxley (1894 - 1963)

"Chastity - the most unnatural of the sexual perversions."

Julian Huxley (1877 - 1975)

"Gods and God in any meaningful sense seem destined to disappear."

Robert G. Ingersol (1833 - 1899)

"The hope of science is the perfection of the human race. The hope of theology is the salvation of a few and the damnation of almost everybody."

Isocrates (436 - 338 B.C.)

"Do not do to others what angers you if done to you by others."

William James (1842 - 1910)

"Religion, in short, is a monumental chapter in the history of human egotism."

Franz Kafka (1883 - 1924)

"Our world is merely a practical joke of God."

"I think we ought to read only the kind of books that wound and stab us."

Walter Kaufmann (1921 - 1980)

"Faith in immortality, like belief in God, leaves unanswered the ancient question: is God unable to prevent suffering, and thus not omnipotent? or is he able and not willing it and thus not merciful? And is he just?"

Jomo Kenyatta (?)

"When the missionaries arrived, the Africans had the land and the missionaries had the Bible. They taught us to pray with our eyes closed, when we opened them, they had the land and we had the Bible."

Henry Kissinger (1923 - ?)

"Intelligence is not all that important in the exercise of power, and is often, in point of fact, useless."

Alphonse De Lamartine (1790 - 1869)

"God is but a word invoked to explain the world."

Julien Offray de la Mettrie (1709 - 1751)

"Atheism is the only means of ensuring the happiness of the world, which has been rendered impossible by the wars brought about by theologians."

"The soul is only the thinking part of the body, and with the body it passes away. When death comes, the farce is over, therefore let us take our pleasure while we can."

Edward H. Land (1909 - ?)

We work by exorcising incessant superstition that there are mysterious tribal gods against you. Nature has neither rewards nor punishments, only consequences. You can use science to make it work for you. There's only nothingness and chaos out there until the human mind recognizes it."

D.H. Lawrence (1885 - 1930)

"I worship Christ, I worship Jehovah, I worship Pan, I worship Aphrodite. But I do not worship hands nailed and running with blood, upon a cross, nor licentiousness, nor lust. I want them all, all the gods. They are all God."

William E.H. Lecky (1838 - 1903)

"There is no wild beast so ferocious as Christians who differ concerning their faith."

Lenin - Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov (1870 - 1924)

"Religion is the opium of the people."

Gotthold Epharim Lessing (1729 - 1781)

"A heretic is a man who sees with his own eyes."

Charles A. Lindbergh Sr. (1859 - 1924)

"A radical is one who speaks the truth."

Walter Lippmann (1889 - 1974)

"When men can no longer be theists, they must, if they are civilized, become humanists."

Jack London (1876 - 1916)

"Knowing no God, I have made of man my worship."

Lucretius (99 - 55 B.C.)

"Fear of death was the first thing on earth to make the gods."

"I give instruction concerning mighty things and proceed to free the mind from the closely-confining shackles of religion."

Niccoló Machiavelli (1469 - 1527)

"Hence it comes about that all armed Prophets have been victorious, and all unarmed Prophets have been destroyed."

"The church has ever kept and keeps our country divided."

Norman Mailer (1923 - ?)

"What characterizes the Cannibals is that most of them are born Christians, think of Jesus as Love, and get an erection from the thought of whippings, blood, burning crosses, burning bodies, and screams in mass graves. Whereas their counterpart, the Christians - the ones who are not Christian but whom we choose to call Christians - are utterly opposed to the destruction of human life and succeed within themselves in starting all the wars of our own time."

Mao Tse-tung (1893 - 1976)

"Dogma is less useful than cow dung."

"Communism is not love, communism is a hammer which we use to crush the enemy."

Karl Marx (1818 - 1893)

"The wretchedness of religion is at once an expression and a protest against real wretchedness. Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the feeling of a heartless world, just as it is the spirit of unspiritual conditions. It is the opium of the people."

"The social principles of Christianity preach cowardice, self-contempt, abasement, submission, humility, in a word all the qualities of the canaille."

W. Somerset Maugham (1874 - 1965)

"I cannot believe in a God that has neither honor nor common sense."

"Now the answer is plain, but it is so unpalatable that most men will not face it. There is no reason for life and life has no meaning."

Herman Melville (1819 - 1891)

"Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian."

H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)

"If we assume that man actually resembles God, then we are forced into the impossible theory that God is a coward, an idiot and a blunderer."

"The truth is that every priest who really understands the nature of his business is well aware that science is its natural and implacable enemy."

"The truth is that Christian theology like every other theology, is not only opposed to the scientific spirit, it is also opposed to all attempts at rational thinking."

"I believe that religion, generally speaking, has been a curse to mankind."

"I believe that the evidence for immortality is no better than the evidence of witches and deserves no more respect."

Jules Michelet (1798 - 1874)

"Man is his own Prometheus. There is no need for any faith but in humanity."

Edna St. Vincent Millay (1892 - 1950)

"There is no God. But it does not matter. Man is enough."

Vladimir Nabokov (1899 - 1977)

"No free man needs a God."

George Jean Nathan (1882 - 1958)

"To be thoroughly religious, one must, I believe, be sorely disappointed. One's faith in God increases as one's faith in the world decreases. The happier the man, the farther he is from God."

Reinhold Niebuhn (?)

"There is no social evil, no form of injustice... which has not been sanctified in some way or another by religious sentiment and thereby rendered more impervious to change."

Freidrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)

"Faith means not wanting to know what is true."

"So long as the priest, that professional negator, slanderer and poisoner of life, is regarded as a superior type of human being, there cannot be any answer to the question: What is truth?"

"Almost two thousand years and no new God!"

"It was subtle of God to learn Greek when he wished to become an author and not to learn it better."

"The Christian faith from the beginning, is sacrifice: the sacrifice of all freedom, all pride, all self-confidence of spirit; it is at the same time subjection, a self-derision, and self-mutilation."

"All religions bear traces of the fact that they arose during the intellectual immaturity of the human race - before it had learned the obligations to speak the truth. Not one of them makes it the duty of its God to be truthful and understandable in his communications."

"Wherever Germany extends her sway, she ruins culture."

"The most serious parody I have ever heard was this: In the beginning was nonsense, and the nonsense was with God, and the nonsense was God."

"Could it be possible that this old saint in the forest has not yet heard of it that God is dead!"

"Lo, I teach you the Overman. Man is something that is to be surpassed."

"There is no devil and no hell. Thy soul will be dead even sooner than thy body: fear therefore nothing any more."

"What is it: Is man only a blunder of God's, or God only a blunder of man's?"

"Whatever doesn't destroy me makes me stronger."

Robert Oppenheimer (1904 - 1967)

"There must be no barriers for freedom in inquiry. There is no place for dogma in science. The scientist is free, and must be free to ask any question, to doubt any assertion, to seek for any evidence, to correct any errors."

Thomas Paine

"Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and tortuous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness with which more than half the Bible is filled, it would be more consistent that we call it the word of a demon than the word of God. It is a history of wickedness that has served to corrupt and brutalize [hu]mankind."

George S. Patton (1885 - 1945)

"I love war. Peace will be hell for me."

"I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."

Petronius (? 66 A.D.)

"Fear created the gods."

Pliny the Elder (23 - 79 A.D.)

"Amid the miseries of our life on earth, suicide is God's greatest gift to man."

Alexander Pope (1688 - 1744)

"O Grave! where is thy Victory?
O Death! where is thy sting?"
paraphrase of (1 Cor 15:55 KJV) O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy
victory? - thanks to Templeton for the update.

Quintilian (35 - 95 A.D.)

"The perfection of art is to conceal art."

Ayn Rand (1905 - 1982)

"The cross is the symbol of torture; I prefer the dollar sign, the symbol of free trade, therefore of a free mind."

Dagobert D. Runes (1902 - 1982)

"If God could make angels, why did he bother with men?"

Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)

"I am myself a dissenter from all known religions, and I hope that every kind of religious belief will die out. I don not believe that, on the balance, religious belief has been a force for good. I regard it as belonging to the infancy of human reason, and to a stage of development which we are outgrowing."

"God and Satan alike are essentially human figures, the one a projection of ourselves, the other of our enemies."

"I do not pretend to be able to prove that there is no God. I equally cannot prove that Satan is a fiction. The Christian God may exist; so may the Gods of Olympus, or of ancient Egypt, or of Babylon. But no one of these hypotheses is more probable than any other: they lie outside the region of probable knowledge, and therefore there is no reason to consider any of them."

"Fear is the parent of cruelty, therefore it is no wonder if religion and cruelty have gone hand-in-hand."

"The argument that there must be a first cause is one that cannot have any validity. If anything must have a cause, then God must have a cause. If there can be anything without a cause, it may just as well be the world as God."

"My own view of religion is that of Lucretius. I regard it as disease born of fear and as a source of untold misery."

"So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the gospels in praise of intelligence."

Marquis De Sade (1740 - 1814)

"Murder, like all destruction, is one of the first laws of nature."
"Cruelty is one of the most natural feelings of man, one of the sweetest inclinations, one of the most intense he has received from nature."

Georges Santayana (1863 - 1952)

"The fact of having been born is a bad augury for immortality."

"In spite of centuries wasted in preaching God's omnipotence, his omnipotence is contradicted by every Christian judgment and every Christian prayer."

"My atheism, like that of Spinoza*, is true piety toward the universe and denies only gods fashioned by man in their own image, to be servants of their human interests; and that even in this denial I am no rude iconoclast, but full of secret sympathy with the impulses of idolaters."

"The absence of religion in Shakespeare was a sign of his good sense."

Jean-Paul Sartre (1905 - 1980)

"There is no God and no prevenient design which can adapt the world and all its possibilities to my will."

"There is no human nature because there is no God to have a conception of it. Man simply is. Man is nothing else but that which he makes of himself. That is the first principle of existentialism."

"If God exists, man does not exist; if man exists, God does not exist."

Arthur Schopenhauer (1788 - 1860)

"If God made the world, I would not be that God, for the misery of the world would break my heart."

George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)

"All great truths begin as blasphemies."

"The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there."

Percy Shelley (1792 - 1822)

"Necessity teaches us that if God is the author of good, He is also the author of evil. God made man such as he is and then damned him for being so."

John Tyndall (1820 - 1893)

"Superstition...religion which has grown incongruous with intelligence."

Harold Clayton Urey (1893 - 1981)

"I am very unhappy to conclude that the hydrogen bomb should be developed and built."

Paul Valéry (1871 - 1945)

"Every thought is an exception to the general rule that people do not think."

Vincent Van Gogh (1853 - 1890)

"I can very well do without God both in my life and in my painting, but I cannot, suffering as I am, do without something which is greater than I am, which is my life, the power to create."

Voltaire (1694 - 1778)

"Atheist: A name given by theologians to whoever differs from them in their ideas concerning the divinity, or who refuses to believe in it in the form of which, in the emptiness of their infallible pates, they have resolved to present it to him. As a rule an Atheist is any or every man who does not believe in the God of the Priests."

"Reason is, of all the things in the world, the most hurtful to a reasoning human being. God only allows it to remain with those he intends to damn, and in his goodness takes it away from those he intends to save or render useful to the church. If reason had any part in religion, what then would become of faith?"

H.G. Wells (1866 - 1946)

"Heresies are experiments in man's unsatisfied search for truth."

Alfred North Whitehead (1861 - 1947)

"Must religion always remain a synonym for hatred?"

"As for the Christian theology, can you imagine anything more appallingly idiotic than the Christian idea of Heaven? What kind of deity is it that would be capable of creating angels and men to sing his praises day and night to all eternity?"

Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)

"People fashion their God after their own understanding. They make their God first and worship him afterwards."

"Truth, in matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived."

"Science is the record of dead religions."

Tennessee Williams (1914 - 1983)

"A deaf, dumb and blind idiot could have made a better world than this."

A.N. Wilson (?)

"The religious position offers its adherents the uniquely tempting satisfaction of giving a divine sanction to all their personal whims and prejudices."

Philip Wylie (1902 - 1971)

"The Bible must be put away in libraries where it belongs. Filed to gather dust beneath appropriate labels: Mythology, Ancient History, Superstition, Folk-Lore, Pre-Scientific Philosophy, and so on."

William Butler Yeats (1865 - 1939)

"and what, rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches toward Bethlehem to be born."

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IceNine said:


Hooray! Thanks. That's gonna take me awhile to read. How long did it take you to type? You really went all out.

TRON said:

I made that list a few years ago... I just started writing down quotes that I liked at the time... it really was a lot of typing.

No, really don't hold back Icenine. Do you have an opinion on the subject?

'Let Jesus fuck you, let Jesus fuck you!'

which goes hand in hand with..

'Do you know what she did? Your cunting daughter!'

Because we do not know when we are going to die, we get to think of life as an inexhaustible well and yet everything happens only a certain number of times, and a very small number really. How many times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood...an afternoon that is so deeply a part of your being that you cannot conceive of your life without it? Perhaps 4, 5 times more. Perhaps not even that. How many times will you watch the full moon rise? Perhaps twenty...and yet it all seems so limitless.
-Brandon Lee

stay with me baby-The Rose

"see if you can guess, what I am now"-Animal House

"I like rapp...because sometimes someone has got to call a mutherfucka,a motherfucka"-Nikki G

"Id like to thank everyone I've ever met in my life"-Maureen Stapleton

"Unexpected head is the rush of a lifetime"-Delaney

"God is love."...I John 4:8

It's not very funny - euphemism , I like the title's song of the band James:
"You Can't Tell How Much Suffering (on A Face That's Always Smiling)"

"Make Me Feel Good" HALLE BERRY!

+"If you can't change the World change yourself...
and if you can't change yourself then change the World" Matt Johnson (The The)
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In a minute there is time for a hundred decisions
and revisions which a minute will reverse.

Do I dare disturb the universe?

I would rather have 15 minutes of wonderful, than a lifetime of nothing special. -steel magnolias

You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how. -gone with the wind

Piglet sidled up behind Pooh.
'Pooh,' he whispered.
'Yes, piglet?'
'Nothing,' said Piglet,
taking Pooh's paw.
'I just wanted to be sure of you.' -aa milne

You spend your whole life believing that you're on the right track,
only to discover that you're on the wrong train.

another day, another way...ptor

"Among these things but one thing seems certain- that
nothing certain exists, and that nothing is more pitable or more presumptuous than man."- Plenty the ELDER

"There is no King who has not had a Slave among his
ancestors, and no Slave who has not had a King among his."
- Hellen Keller

"HRRRAGGGHHHAAAH" HULK

DORA said:

I love Six Feet Under!!! :WOOT:

"A thousand probibilities do not make one fact."-Italian

" The only graceful way to accept an insult is to ignore it: if you can't ignore it, top it; if you can't top it,
laugh at it; if you can't laugh at it, it's probibly deserved."- Russell Lynes

TRON said:

"Pffft..."-Battier's ass

Hey, you DID say anything...