I am actually posting here

funkpill said:

lucky for us!

I'm going to dress up as YO MOMMA




Ever

At work,
I'm slow too,
but my fellow employees aren't allowed to say that.
According to certain laws,
when referring to me,
they must use the word "special".

And whenever I look like I'm drooling some kind of soup,
they're not allowed to make faces of disgust.
And let's face it....
that part isn't just law;
at a compassionate level,
it's good humanitarian ediqettte.

[Edited 10/31/07 15:52pm]

i don't know where all the trick or treaters are
but they aren't knocking at my door

so i will twiddle my thumbs with you ever

emm said:

Awwwww

a van load of kids that parked across the street didn't come over here.

emm said:

Awww man! That sucks!

emm said:

But your house is so cool! Obviously, those kids are high.

emm said:

hi emm

awww thanks babe it ended up not too bad.
i dare say i had more treaters than eversolicious had customers

theodore said:

this was totally the wrong thread

emm said:

ever