2 nite i got on my usual bus 4 the trip home.....and trip i did

i went 2 sit down, and the bus lurched forward- i nearly ended up in some dudes lap -as it was i put my hand on his knee 2 balance myself

i caught the eye of someone i knew who started 2 laugh.... he then held up a book like a score card and said "five"

i said out of what, he said "five"
so i gave the peeps on the bus a little

boy, was my face red


any one else out there as clumsy as i am

prb said:

oh numerous occasions, the most recent was when I was carring my lunch in a plastic bag on my lap, the bus usually gets pretty busy, but no-one sat next to me the whole way. It was only when I went to get off I realised there was a small hole in the bag and the banana was sticking out in a rather rude looking way.

prb said:

wow what a coincidence! i was on the bus today too and this women with a red face and big glasses walked on the bus reading a book while walking and she tripped and fell right onto my lap!
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jami0mckay said:

i think i'll walk home 2 morrow

actually last week i stopped at Burger King and got on the bus with a x-large diet coke and i had bags in the other hand and i went to put the money in the thingie and the top of the diet coke came off and it spilled right near the bus driver and everybody was watching

VikFoxx said:

a bus driver wouldnt let me on with a coffee one day
he told me u couldnt drink on the bus, i said i wasnt going 2 drink it, i was taking it home
it had a lid on it and everything

yet the next day there were three ppl on the bus with coffees

i know there are rules 4 reasons, but be consistant with them


okay vent over

prb said:

yes always follow the rules

VikFoxx said:

i usually do... i was having a particularly bad day that day, and the driver topped it off.....

it wouldnt worry me normally
im a good girl

I saw a man who fell asleep fall to the floor when the bus made a turn, that was hysterical.

VikFoxx said:

I remember riding the bus to school, back in the day. There was this one particular busdriver EVERYONE hated but also feared.

He would observe you run towards the bus, and just as you were approaching, he'd close the door and leave. "Normal" busdrivers would even open the doors as they were waiting at the trafficlights and if it was a safe situation for you to approach the door.

At one point there was this guy, who was on crutches. He came in the bus, not being able to hold on to anything, because his hands were in the crutches. The same ASSHOLE of a busdriver(xcuse my French, but I can still see it in my memory) pulled up FASTER and HARDER than I had EVER witnessed a bus do.

The poor guy was launched all the way through the bus, crutches and everything. He was very very hurt. The busdriver didn't even blink. Everyone in the bus started yelling and screaming at the busdriver. He had that coming. We ALL jotted down his identitynumber from the card in front and wrote a letter to the organisation he worked for.

I hope it got him fired. People with issues like THAT, should not have such a responsible job.

billyjackbitch said:

most of the drivers i encounter are very friendly, some are even cool, but it is like in any real life situation, u do get some ppl who r having a bad day, or r just plain nasty!

ive been on my sons school bus- those drivers deserve medals - talk about noisy

when I was buying maccas in stockholm, as I turned from the cashier, the flies tipped over and spilled all over the floor, and I could hear all the people in the queues let out a collective "tsk tsk" so I walked back to the counter and asked for another fries, and she of course gave me one free of charge, and all the people sounded amazed, like they didn't know you could do that