Do you go or have you ever been to a holiday camp for your holiday? I went to Butlin's once with my old football team for an end of season break. It was horrible. Everything broke. We were playing football on some spare grass and broke a window from the table tennis hall. I also cracked a window with my knee trying to escape from some girls.

The food was disgusting too. I had a really surly look on my way to dinner once and one of the reps gave me that whole, 'smile, you're face wont crack' spiel. 'Fuck off' I thought.

Highlight of the weekend was smashing my golf ball out of the crazy golf pen.

All I can think about is Tommy's Holiday Camp from the Ken Russell "Tommy" movie.

"Welcome to the camp
I guess you all know why we're here
My name is Tommy
And I became aware this year"

SnakePeel said:

What's that?!

JDInteractive said:

You've never seen "Tommy?" Well, I hope you've at least heard the album from The Who.

I don't know what a holiday camp is. You crazy Brits.

JDInteractive said:

How old were you??

jami0mckay said:

About 14. My hormones were running about like crazy and I was too shy to talk to them when they came knocking on my door.

CarrieMpls said:

Like a fat camp except we don't have fat people in the UK.

Do you sleep on the ground?

roseland said:

Is that a personal question?

JDInteractive said:

You have the fattest people in Europe. Who do you think you're fooling?

CarrieMpls said:

Nobody fools with the Sooth Fairy.

JDInteractive said:

...and Mr Hitler.

JDInteractive said:

I've left a sooth under my pillow. What will you bring me?

CarrieMpls said:

The truth.

JDInteractive said:

eh. Not sure it's worth it. I may keep my sooth after all.

JDInteractive said:

Yes,I asking you Do you camp outside?If so do you sleep on the ground?
I am sorry you did not understand me?

roseland said:

No, normally I sleep in a bed.

I guess I think of camping as sleep outside an not in cabin thing like that.
I love being outside.

JDInteractive said:

I'm seriously dying.

And yeah, these 'holiday camps' you speak of sound positively ghastly. Camping here is paradisiacal and all that.

INSATIABLE said:

!! You're here! Are you sciencing?

JDInteractive said:

Sciencing? Nah, lab coat is off until 10. How are you, stranger?

INSATIABLE said:

Well Im out of work this week so Im doing my application form for South Korea. I know what you're going to say but it's a better option for a few reasons. Will be heading there early next year.

Guess who still forgot to wind his clock back still and woke up at 5.45am this morning.

JDInteractive said:

Well, damn. I'm happy for you, nonetheless. Exciting. What are the reasons SK is a better option?


This guy?



At least you can nap today. I didn't catch a wink last night and almost ended up in a ravine on the way to work.