mdiver said:

well you and val have dueling pcs.....

And poor laurel, guilt by association I tell ya

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Well, I've never actually seen it up-close. Whenever we get to snuggling time, Willy always turns the light out. He says that it needs to be dark because his manhood is so large, that I would have a heart attack if I saw it. I don't mind so much because I've got my own hang-ups - like all the ladies out there I suppose.

starfish3121 said:

Well his comments are! I know he's trolling...but it's still inapropriate

superspaceboy said:

Has he been bothering you guys? I feel so responsible... It was my idea to join this forum. I thought it'd be good for our relationship. He's got a freaky sense of humor, I guess.

He's a big teddy bear really.

starfish3121 said:

u should feel responsible

now go take him out back

CarrieMpls said:

DanceWme said:

DanceWme said:

Honestly, his bark is worse than his bite. I should know... he's bit me enough times!

We can all talk about sexy stuff on here can't we? We're all girls together. It's like a P.J. Party! Yay!

starfish3121 said:

is that u in ur avatar?

DanceWme said:

LOL

DanceWme said:

No, silly! I wish I looked as good as that!

Should I post a snap? Promise not to laugh? Cross your heart and hope to die?

starfish3121 said:

for a second there i got all excited cuz I thought you were talking about pj harvey

starfish3121 said:

The only way i'd laugh is if u take a pic and look like ur avatar



Post pics of u and boy toy!!!!!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

PJ what??? I'm talking about P.J.s as in the cat's pajamas! Every pussy needs her P.J.s.

starfish3121 said:

and every Rimmer needs his pussy.

its way past our bedtime Pop Tart. Willy needs some lovin' or Im gonna have 2 take matters into my own hands. so to speak.

rimmer said:

Willy The doctor said sexual threats aren't good for my annorexic state of mind You did tell them about that right?

pop tart? what.the fuck.

DanceWme said:

I'm not a very good cook but that is the name he started calling me after I almost burned down the house trying to cook them. he's so wonderful he ate them burnt I love my willy

starfish3121 said:

Mal... some things shuold stay private, like my dick. i thought you were eating again now? i burnt those photos like you asked me 2.

Have you not eaten nothing today? looks like Willy is gonna have 2 fill u up.

i dont want my new mates thinking Im shagging a Skeletor with no tits.

starfish3121 said:

i could still taste the cardboard. the daft bitch didnt take them out of the box. i gave her a proper pasting for that episode. but yeah, i ate them becuase thats what you do when youre in love. u swallow.

rimmer said:

rimmer said:

Isn't that why you bought me implants? So it wouldn't matter how much I weighted?

rimmer said:

BAby, I get scared when you make those veiled homo jokes Show me you love me.

Are Dan, Laurel or Ben even online? Has anyone seen them all day?

starfish3121 said:

Ohhhhh... the implants. what a waste of fuckin money. u promised me youd progress to solids if i bought u them. they just make u look like youve got 2 adam's apples.

Mal. Your not leaving the house until youre 64 pounds. i dont want my mates thinking im shacked-up with a shemale FFS.

log off now. why are u locked in the bathroom with my laptop? i need a crap. then it is sexy time.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

dan

ben

horatio said:

I find it absolutely amazing that he wouldn't have taken part in ANY of this trainwreck