My obnoxious neighbors feed the pigeons! How disgusting can that be, they are nothing more then flying rodents...and they have fleas.

PaisleyPark5083 said:

the old man over the back fence does that, and he calls the pigeon Harry, but I think it's never the same pigeon.

our pigeons look like this

The couple nextdoor to me is nosey as fuck but really nice. They both know me by name, I consistently forget their names. I feel bad.

I didn't even know I had neighbors across the hall until a few weeks ago they're so quiet! It's two girls - one is travelling nurse and I'm not sure what the other one does. I hardly ever see them.

applekisses said:

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CarrieMpls said:

Hi sweetheart

I know all of my surrounding neighbors. The people to the right actually used to live with us. They saved their money and now they own the house next door. The people in front of me are my mom's god-daughter and her husband. Two houses from her is my mom's best friend. In between them two is a really quiet family. I've been in the same house for 30 years or so. I've seen them come and go.

I'm in a pretty good situation right now. Below is the caretaker's office so they're closed outside of office hours. To the east I have a thick firewall that separates us from the adjacent building, and to the west there's an empty apartment plus one that is inhabited by an old man who is half deaf. So the only person who could disturb me or be disturbed by me is the one above, and I rarely if ever notice their existence.

nope but i saw them naked once

The woman that lives next door to me is very sweet and nice but nosey as all fuck. Once she gets into my place it's really hard to get her to leave.

The young couple directly above me are cute, nice but noisy. They play music a lot, at all hours. They have a little cute dog.

The two dudes that live above them are quiet and I hardly see them. They have a lot of really healthy plants in their front window. When they have get togethers lots of hot 30 something dudes come over. I thought maybe they were gay but apparently they're not.

One apartment is finally empty - some ex-con sketchies were staying there but they finally got the boot.

Above them is a really young couple with a 2 year old daughter. Dude is Russian and the chick is just beyond skinny. They appear to take good care of their daughter (even though I've heard them argue a few times very loudly) and they have a bindle coloured boxer that isn't fixed so it has massive balls.

That's all I really know about my neighbours.

i don't know too many of them but if you believe my old lady neighbor there is always dramarama going on around here. i prefer to be in the dark lol.

the woman three houses to the north of me scared the crap out of me a few years ago. i heard screaming from the back alley. it's dark but i went out with my telephone and yelled "do you need help" to which she cried yes. i'm thinking all sorts - like someone has been raped or mugged. in reality she's had too much to drink and she's fallen and scraped her legs to shit. i help her back in the house but leave her drunk ass to deal with her wounds lol.

i have nosey old neighbors to the east and west of me. they always have advice on what i should be doing or what i've done wrong. lol sometimes i do the opposite just to bug the crap out of them but like someone else said nosey neighbors are okay too if they keep watch over your property.

the guy to the south of me i have thought it would be wonderful to make him my booty call but have decided that being his neighbor could make it a messy situation. if it went bad you could never not see him. but man he has a brilliant smile. such a loner though.

ok, i have the strangest neighbors of all i think

crazy Dave, thats what i call him. he doesnt like kids at all, and i have 2 children. Dave also doesnt like people to be in what he believes is "his space" at all....

there is a neighborhood park outside my backyard, and dave and i share a duplex. dave was irritated one time because my son and his friends were outside playing basketball so he walked out, picked up my sons ball and took it in his house!!! that was strange...

then, one time all the kids, now mind you they are like 5 feet from my back door and im in doing dishes watching them out there... dave and his wife (it was close to dusk at this point) were having sex in front of the window with the blinds all pulled up..... so mine and every other child out there could see them having sex - this has happened 3 times i think over the course of 3 years... when confronted with this by the police, he said, its my house i can do what i want. the officer explained that he would be sited with about 5 counts of criminal activity and it has since stopped.

one time during an ice storm we had pizza delivered. the driver parked in his driveway so that he wouldnt fall comming up my driveway (its a small hill and was slick as fuck)... dave didnt want him there so he got INSIDE the pizza guys car and locked himself in i was so embarrassed... that poor pizza guy.

yeah, hes a nut case for sure

ZombieKitten said:

That's an attractive pigeon, compared to the ones my neighbor feeds!!

nakedpianoplayer said:

what the hell? lol you always have the best stories woman
so nice to see you posting

Our neighbours are wonderful, Ken and Rita on one side are just wonderful then there are Nat and Simon over the road plus Andrew and Siobhan over the road....awesome

emm said:

Ding ding ding ding!!!

I think we have a winner for weirdest neighbor!!!

Hiya Nekkie!!!

Hiya Emm!!!

Nothinbutjoy said:

its great to be posting again, life is still crazy but i was missing you guys around here....

hi girls

great to see you both... emm, i have great stories, yes, but i still have the CRAZIEST neighbor

nakedpianoplayer said:

Does this mean I may see you more often in chat???

Nothinbutjoy said:

well, whenever i breeze through there, i never see you

so, how about we find a way to meet up and chat there, catch up, the whole group that would be wonderful

i miss ya, and i hope things are well for you

GREAT TOPIC!!

I wanted to make a thread about this myself! Whap!

I think it is absolutely deplorable how we no longer really get to know our neighbors. I mean, I am used to speaking with my neighbors aside from the random meeting over at the mailbox! We have come a long way from the days where our doors could remain UNLOCKED because we all knew each other!

What has happened in our society that has caused us so much withdrawal from one another?

I blame RAP MUSIC!!



But really...what the hell is going on people!!!

nakedpianoplayer said:

I don't know if you know this, I moved over the summer. BEAUTIFUL new home.

Problem is, computer is no longer in the kitchen, so I am not in chat like I use to be

When do you breeze through?

I'm sure my neighbors love my black ass.....cause I don't like having my blinds closed and I am naked pretty much all the time I am home!!



And who wants to live in a fucking cave any damn way!
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DexMSR said:

I leave my blinds and curtains open as well, except for my bedroom. My neighbor across from me has taken to closing hers now, all the time.

PaisleyPark5083 said:

I think that is a native type, the flying rats congregate in the city

Ahhh, life on my street:

A married couple that just had their first child live across the street. The husband's a big ol' nerd who doesn't speak to anybody (and he jumps nervously, half the time anyone speaks to him). His wife is friendly enough to speak, however. To quote my new phrase: "That's how misunderstandings get started..."

Next to them live another couple. The wife was nice enough to help me start my car when I had battery trouble this spring. Her husband seems cool, too.

I've not done more than wave to the Titans cheerleader who lives across from me. Because she appears to be dating one of the Titans linebackers...

Next door to me, a thirtysomething sister lives. Her first words to me, once we finally met were something like: "I don't ever see you! How are you??? Nice to meet you!!!!"

The other folks in my general vicinity I actually knew from other contexts before I moved into my house. It's good to have peeps as neighbors, looking out for ya and such.
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Nothinbutjoy said:

congrats on the new home!!!!! you have to send me pictures !

girl, life is crazy now, mom's store, my store, my sister is very ill, jake's in his first year of middle school its crazy around here, i pop in when i can... but, if we cant chat soon, lets phone... miss ya much

DexMSR said:

is it bait?

i dont care


i'd love to live next to your sexy ass

nakedpianoplayer said:

Whap Whap!!

I am having a jam session on my back porch Friday night, so I bet I see all my neighbors, one way or the other.