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If you had to name the one thing that most frightens you about growing old, what would it be?  | |
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Dementia.
Having experienced the effects firsthand while my great grandmother was still alive...it's definitely something I hope I don't get. I can't imagine living your whole life only to forget your experiences.  | |
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purplesweat said: Dementia.
Having experienced the effects firsthand while my great grandmother was still alive...it's definitely something I hope I don't get. I can't imagine living your whole life only to forget your experiences. I know what you mean, my Grandad suffered from it  | |
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Erm, possibly public flatulence! There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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JDInteractive said: Erm, possibly public flatulence!
I hadn't thought of that one! | |
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JDInteractive said: Erm, possibly public flatulence!
"What was that?" "The English teacher" "Oh!"  | |
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PANDURITO said: JDInteractive said: Erm, possibly public flatulence!
"What was that?" "The English teacher" "Oh!"  | |
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My cousin Stacey worked in an Old Peoples home and she had to give the randy old fuckers baths!!!  Stacey said that your willy shrinks when you get older so Im definitely not looking forward to that. but the baths must obviously be great wank-bank material for the poor old duffers.  Even if you have a small pecker you should still be able to wank I suppose. look at monkeys. | |
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rimmer said: My cousin Stacey worked in an Old Peoples home and she had to give the randy old fuckers baths!!!
Stacey said that your willy shrinks when you get older so Im definitely not looking forward to that. but the baths must obviously be great wank-bank material for the poor old duffers. Even if you have a small pecker you should still be able to wank I suppose. look at monkeys.you're making the internet cringe. | |
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jami0mckay said: rimmer said: My cousin Stacey worked in an Old Peoples home and she had to give the randy old fuckers baths!!!
Stacey said that your willy shrinks when you get older so Im definitely not looking forward to that. but the baths must obviously be great wank-bank material for the poor old duffers. Even if you have a small pecker you should still be able to wank I suppose. look at monkeys.you're making the internet cringe. Definantely!!!  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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not being able to care for myself properly, I'd rather just die then not be able to wipe my own ass. | |
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Shitting myself. Shake it til ya make it  | |
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jami0mckay said: rimmer said: My cousin Stacey worked in an Old Peoples home and she had to give the randy old fuckers baths!!!
Stacey said that your willy shrinks when you get older so Im definitely not looking forward to that. but the baths must obviously be great wank-bank material for the poor old duffers. Even if you have a small pecker you should still be able to wank I suppose. look at monkeys.you're making the internet cringe. So you think your grandad don't have a quick Ham shank every now and again? Men need to do it every days because it stops you from getting prostrate cancer. | |
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Death..that is what scares me about growing old! Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian  | |
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rimmer said: jami0mckay said: you're making the internet cringe. So you think your grandad don't have a quick Ham shank every now and again? Men need to do it every days because it stops you from getting prostrate cancer. | |
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statuesqque said: not being able to care for myself properly, I'd rather just die then not be able to wipe my own ass.
For me it's a tie between that and the dementia. My grandmother used to tell me all the time that I should never, ever get old.  |
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CarrieMpls said: statuesqque said: not being able to care for myself properly, I'd rather just die then not be able to wipe my own ass.
For me it's a tie between that and the dementia. My grandmother used to tell me all the time that I should never, ever get old. I wish I hadn't started this thread now its making me sad | |
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Being closer to death Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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jami0mckay said: CarrieMpls said: For me it's a tie between that and the dementia. My grandmother used to tell me all the time that I should never, ever get old. I wish I hadn't started this thread now its making me sadeh. In my eyes it just reminds me why I need to live it up now. |
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rimmer said: jami0mckay said: you're making the internet cringe. So you think your grandad don't have a quick Ham shank every now and again? Men need to do it every days because it stops you from getting prostrate cancer.I think u mean "Prostate"! Oh lawd  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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CarrieMpls said: jami0mckay said: I wish I hadn't started this thread now its making me sadeh. In my eyes it just reminds me why I need to live it up now. thats a good point 
so what times the party starting?? and do I need to bring booze?? | |
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old people homes | |
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Definitely either not being able to care for myself or being mentally incapacitated or BOTH!
I hate you Jami... | |
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hokie1 said: Definitely either not being able to care for myself or being mentally incapacitated or BOTH!
I hate you Jami...  | |
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Saggy old man balls  | |
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CarrieMpls said: statuesqque said: not being able to care for myself properly, I'd rather just die then not be able to wipe my own ass.
For me it's a tie between that and the dementia. My grandmother used to tell me all the time that I should never, ever get old. I hear it a lot from older folks as well but it's mostly folks who haven't taken very good care of themselves and have become sedentary and less active as they've aged. | |
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jami0mckay said: CarrieMpls said: For me it's a tie between that and the dementia. My grandmother used to tell me all the time that I should never, ever get old. I wish I hadn't started this thread now its making me sad | |
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Deteriorating physical health...  | |
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Gravity. [Edited 10/24/07 9:17am] | |
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