benyamin said:

Gary Glitters a nonce not a ponce!!! Your not a nonce are you???

mdiver said:

I don't geddit.

rimmer said:

he is.

rimmer said:

Yeah I'm a fucking nonce. Give me you addy; I'll fuck any kids you got senseless.

benyamin said:

Get back to Oxford and read more books Harry Potter!!! If all ponces were nonces this websiet would be shut down tomorrow!!!

Bloody students!

That hasn't happened that I was aware of but this situation could definitely apply:

I recently went out to dinner with some friends, one of whom is a bit older. Good taste in music, but not exactly up on the latest artists. So we get in his 85 Toyota Corolla, and he says "Have you heard this Young MC?"

Three middle aged white men then cruised to Black Angus in a beat up Toyota with a bottomed out stereo bumping Bust A Move.

I was desperately hoping for no red lights!
[Edited 10/24/07 11:22am]

rimmer said:

will do sir - anything that makes me nothing like you is great.

benyamin said:

"Senseless" being the operative word because nobody would feel a thing. i doubt that you'd be able to fuck a thimble with your puny knob. Grow one!

rimmer said:

That's what Jessica Chapman said before I broke her pelvis.

benyamin said:

Your mother may not appreciate you broadcasting her name 2 all and sundry on the internet.

rimmer said:

Yes because I'm oh-so-young and clearly still rely on the 'rents for everything in life, and musnt't dare make jokes on the evil old internet when the paedos lurk.

2the9s said:

like you're actually enthusiastic about anything.

rimmer said:

Then you swallow...right?

superspaceboy said:

R U coming on to me?

one time I was in a car and we drove past a girl in the back of the van moving her head like crazy, though I couldn't hear what music though I guessed it was probably dumb ashlee simpson. I was laughing my ass off and pointing to them with someone, and her parents noticed and the mom started putting her window down to stick up her middle finger, so I stuck my tongue out, made antlers and put my face on the glass like lisa kudrow in romy & michelle's high school reunion. Then we got off the highway so nothing else happened. It was years ago, I've grown up since

young troops don't quite get Prince, so I always get shit when they hear me blaring the wee purple one....and ever since they've discovered my level of fandom AND that I spend most of my day orging, they keep hitting me with the Charlie Murphy skit from the Chappelle show...when P was playing basketball..."darling picky" "shoot the J...computer blue"....

when I was still living in N.O., I used to really get hated on whenever I played Body Count or Pearl Jam....
[Edited 10/26/07 1:50am]