I hate on those wanna-be playas with the $3,000-worth of audio equipment packed into a junkyard car worth $1,000.00, who then insists on boomin' lewd music talkin' about bitches and niggas and shit, and makes me roll up my windows so the kids don't hear it.

AnckSuNamun said:

It was just loud enough for myself, I wasn't out frontin' "with the boomin system"


http://youtube.com/watch?v=EKv-liJ7ESg

anyway, i'm gonna call it a night.

i think lilgish was probably closest to correct on this one.

I've heard stereo fanatics mock people who BLAST their music on factory systems, not in relation to the cost of their car

Cinnie said:

I laugh at those people who have the shitty car with a stereo system so loud and booming that the body panels are nearly vibrating off the car!

I was blasting thriller last year and this older lady was staring at me for having loud music, but she laughed and shook her head. Whether it was positive or not, I don't know, but it was quite amusing and I felt rebellious

alphastreet said:

yanno, when you're driving around "jammin", it is usually an experience that has nothing to do with the other people around you, so I don't get why people react at all unless they catch a view of you dancing. the volume level, though loud, isn't directed at people outside the car.

Cinnie said:

yeah, but when you're in public, everything you're doing is a reflection of your identity to the people around you who don't know you, so everything matters. not that this fact is important if you don't care, but that doesn't make it any less valid? i dunno. it's weird.

I can't believe this just happened to me.

I had my window down - the weather is nice tonight, it's like a summer evening, but usually I drive around with my window open at least a crack so I can hear some outside noises. I had my music on, jammin - Not crazy loud or nothing, I don't front "with my boomin' system" like that.

I was in the right lane of a double-divided avenue and both lanes slowed down even though it's a green light.

So I take a look around and to my left, this 20 year old white motherfucker in this tall yellow truck looks down on me (*note the condescension) in mock enthusiasm, nodding his head like " YEAH!"

I threw my head back and laughed because for a second I thought he was actually diggin it, but then he kept that face for a little too long.

His left lane started proceeding before mine and I'm like

Cinnie said:

Probably....but FUCK 'EM!!

I was banging TOOL in the truck and brothas was feeling me cause I was headbanging in the car!!

You ever got hated on for what you were playing in your car?

Cinnie said:

Yes. the cops pulled me over once because my passenger was playing my pink trombone whilst i was driving! She was a pro in more ways than one!

you have a pink trombone? dude, that's fucking gay.

ahhh "rimmer" you delightful sex addict, you.

Cinnie said:

If its on the plate I eat it.

Unless its cock.

benyamin said:

no a pink flute would be gay!

flute's make beautiful sounds when you blow on them.

benyamin said:

So you subscrieb to the "its not the size, but what you do with it" train of bullshit then? My Mallory wouldn't be happy with any less than my ten incher. fuck trombones. its a pink tuba!!! Hope your happy with your penny whistle Count Suckula!!!

What, we aren't talking about instruments? That's so gross. Ewww, you're disgusting.

Isn't mallory a type of fish? Do you fuck a trout? I bet you do. I bet your wife's a fucking ugly, slimey fish and you fuck her in the gills.

benyamin said:

Christ. you're a ponce.

benyamin said:

Shes my fiancee f.y.i. And even if she was a fish she'd be more appealing than the hairy arses you plug.

rimmer said:

Yeah, I'm a ponce. I make Gary Glitter look like fucking Prince Charles in the bedroom.

benyamin said:

evenstar said:

He worries me sometimes .....in a good way

mdiver said:

get bored. get stupid.

I wonder why the hell my cultural knowledge for quick-fire gags is only really in-depth when it comes to famous paedophiles or serial killers. What the fuck happened? Why don't I quickfire gags about football players or news presenters?