Foe!

I was trying to fix something and it snapped together fast and some of that shit flew into my eye. I had fucking crazy glue on my eyeball.

I had to go to the hospital, get my eyeball frozen and have a doctor pick it off with a needle. Fun times.

I wonder if I could have done that hardhat test with my eyeball? You know, dangle from a beam to show how strong it is?

That shit was damn near impossible to get off.