When I was a kid and our family was going out to eat somewhere like the Olive Garden or Red Lobster or something my dad said one of the dumbest things I ever heard anyone say, he said? I don't want gay people serving me because they have butt juices on their hands". I always thought that was just one of many classic quotes I have from my dad but I really started thinking about how stupid that was because thats like saying you dont want straight people serving you because they have pussy juices on their hands.

I would be interested to hear other stupid homophobic quotes.

kdj997 said:

You need the P&R forum.

all of them

hmmm.

I've heard alot.


The weirdest one was when I was at the Regis Salon (this must have been more than 2 years ago now), and the stylist working with me was a chatty 40-something lady.

I humored her and smiled at her jokes, etc. etc.
But then she started on about how I was such a good client, and how some clients are just crazy or scary.

She then said, and these are her words, "Like those gays. I mean, I'm not trying to be a bad person, but I'm scared to work on their heads cause you know they have AIDS and stuff, and what if I cut myself with my fingers, etc. etc." She then shivered for dramatic affect.

At that point, because she was in the middle of texturizing my mohawk, I just shrugged it off and let her finish. I then never went back to that establishment, and ended up booking my appointments at Toni & Guy, where my current gay Hair Stylist, Jason, pampers me good.



grammar edit
[Edited 10/18/07 7:32am]

Never heard a single one from my parents - ever

My mom's older brother was gay - I grew up around incredible gay people

When I hear rude comments like that from people I am smart enough to know it's only a reflection ON them

Imago said:

Just when i thought you couldn't be any gayer

kdj997 said:

That shit is going in my signature

mdiver said:

Once again, only one of us was slutty enough to have slept with the entire Dutch faction of the gay org mafia, and that person ain't me.

Imago said:

mdiver said:

I aint listening to Prince..He's blatently gay

I was like "Oh HELLZ NO!"

FunAndJames said:

Just because Prince is gay as hell doesn't mean his music isn't great. Folks just make no sense.

Imago said:

I feel a 'whats princes gayest album' thread may be coming...

jami0mckay said:

Camille would win by a landslide if you don't mean it in a "dude that is sooooo gay" kind of way.

Imago said:

everybody knows that Camille is a girl...

roodboi said:

That statement alone , if viewed from an objective point of view, was exceedingly gay.

Imago said:

Imago said:

well I'm viewing it from a non-objective point of view....and it's still gay

Imago said:

who has time for objectivity on a homophobe thread...

Jami & Roodboi!!!!


God damn you folks are funny.

Imago said:

sounds like a reggae band

jami0mckay said:

Ray-Gay band...

roodboi said:

jami0mckay said:

co-

just like to add it, I werent saying Prince is gay. Thats what most people say...

I love him, honest

FunAndJames said:

i know, gay people

Butt juice is one of my all time favorite terms. The term buttsex leaves me in stiches too. Take that as you will. I think this would be a good time for my favorite song about the topic...

NWH is in the house
to tell you punk little suckers what it's all about
When it comes to butts we are the masters
Ain't a butt with a kitty in front gettin past us
But there's a part of the butt that we want to introduce
it's nasty and wet and it's called booty juice

Chorus
That booty juice, juice, juice
That booty juice, juice, juice

Booty juice comes right from the source
Whats the source an ass of course
The kind that spreads out extra wide
The kind that's nice when you come inside.
It's fresh an meaty all pasturized
But I always rise when I tap the thighs
'Cause I like'm big , I like'm greasy
I like'm round and I like'm easy
I like'm when the girls steps on the floor
Shake'n them booties just like a ho
I like it when it shakes in the pants so loose
but I love it when it's drippin -- that booty juice

Chorus

When booty juice falls gotta go for yours
When it's really wet you gotta mop the floor
When I look fine fade to dance
I make my decision by the shape of her pants
Cause the bigger the butt, the bigger the shake
the bigger the shake, the more it's gonna make that booty juice
Ain't made by hand but yes it does come from a can
Pop it open and take a sip careful not to catch you lip
In a can is where the river runs and quench your thirst between those buns

Chorus

See I like the fit with the nasty ass
the kind that hums when the shit goes past
Grab a cheek when the girl goes by
slap it hard make the booty juice fly
Yo baby doll pull down those tight draws
when your butt expands it'll slap the walls
I'll grab it from front and from behind
we'll do the nasty and do the grind
slip and slide all over the sheets
cause booty juice is just like grease
Buck so hard that your butt gets wet
put that ass in full effect
Take off those draws, take off that lace
have a seat on my face and let me taste
That booty juice
[Edited 10/18/07 9:19am]

horatio said:

at all of the above

yesturday, has i walking off the college campus, i called my mother on the cellphone..and instead of saying hello or hola, i said bonjour! cause she knows a little french whatever..and like about five guys yelled "fagg" at me..

Imago said:

OMG! Did Phil sleep with Lars too? And Jürgen? And Maarten?

WHAT A SLUT!