I haven't been to a strip club in quite a while so forgive me if the culture has changed. But isn't the whole point of going to a strip club TO SEE NAKED PEOPLE!!I passed by a strip club last night and the marquee was touting a PS3 contest. So you're telling me people now go to strip clubs to play PlayStation?! You got Lola dancing on stage to a Motley Crew song, wearing nothing but a smile, and meanwhile guys are over in the corner playing Madden?! What happened to this world that I live in? Back before strip clubs talked about giant screen TVs that you can watch football on all day. Back when you went to a strip club with $30 worth of ones and the hopes of seeing science's greatest application of silicone?
Are those days gone?

Sometimes I wanna get my game on while I see some titties.

It is also fun to watch the girls troll for dollars while playing games, darts, or pool.

Gran Turismo 5. That's all I'm saying

And some strippers are fugly. I need some distraction so she won't come and slap me around with her dangly, sweaty, titties. Do NOT make eye contact or you're in for a sweaty tittie rub on your grill. If I can lock my eyes on some Halo 3, disaster averted.

Do they put the TV on-stage or is off to the side? At a particularly exciting moment in the game is it sometimes necessary to ask the stripper to move?

My other question, and it's a pressing one, is doesn't it hurt the stripper's feelings?

GottaLetitgo said:

oh sorry was that a serious question?

EverSoulicious said:

I think if someone goes through the trouble of getting all dolled up and putting on the pasties and whatnot than they darn well deserve our undivided attention.

GottaLetitgo said:

I'm sorry but that is really funny It's a job, I doubt they care as long as they are getting paid.....but what the hell would I know, I've never had the desire to be a stripper

EverSoulicious said:

I started not to even open the thread!!!!! LMAO!!!!! CAn we play checkers???? and eat pretzels and candy????

i thought you meant anal and oral sex by "other entertainment"...i thought the question was self explanatory, on a side note, i could make good use of wii controller in a tittie bar....

GottaLetitgo said:

i think that.... um.... sorry. i got nothing.

XxAxX said:

you think you know someone...

BlackAdder7 said:

um, thanks you pervert dear. that is a very generous offer

XxAxX said:

yum!

Ahh, the mysteries of life.

Please explain this to me. Another thing I hear is the strip clubs having like a full menu and the kitchen being open late. Do people actually choose the strip club they go to by the quality of food served there? Does the menu play any role in whether you go to "Knockers" or "Twin Peaks".

"Gee the girls are really hot at Knockers but have you had the wings at Twin Peaks. Man, those are delicious!"

What has happened to this world?

BlackAdder7 said:

i don't think it is all 'sweat', dear.

XxAxX said:

just what we need a wii xxx game for the homeboys.....

This thread is killing me...

Thread of the month


Are your friends ...hummm...nerds or something?

Lips Restuarant, a Drag Restuarnat last year opened their new place across the street from Tens, an all nude strip show.

So you in theory you could go back and forth between to get the drag show and the tittie show.

GottaLetitgo said:

Like Chris Rock said in 'Never Scared'; "Titties and Tator Tots don't mix..."

Mars23 said:

all I will say is I am glad I decided to finally click on this thread I have never been to a strip club, now I know why!

GottaLetitgo said:

Its for the gay guys

cause they need something other than bootay and pootay to look at.....gosh how obvious....

GottaLetitgo said:

Those would be the gays