It's been a long day. I've drunk quite a bit. I stood outside and one of the neighbour's lights is still on.

I know he's always got beer but he's a little crazy. I'm just so bored. I know if I knocked on his door, he'd let me in.

I really, really would like some company right now. It doesn't help that he's really good-looking.

I've been sitting here for an hour, thinking about knocking on his door.

Ugh.

go knock - say you're bored, could do with some company, does he want to chill?

benyamin said:

The last time I went around, he tried to bite my head. I was like, "What the fuck are you doing???", and he replied, "I'm givin' you a looooove bite". It was weird but slightly horny.

I've just rang him. He asked if I had any poppers (which I don't). I'm going around. If you never hear from me again, Barry the bisexual ex-con has killed me (or soemthing).

Byeeee!

Justin1972UK said:

I'm back. It was mental. He asked if I took it up the arse and I said "no". He tried to punch me. I ran out laughing.

He was playing a Shakira album.

God, I love life!!!

wow .. is all i can say!

wow .. is all i can say!

whoops org fart

That sounds like a book I have been reading.

One day, I'm going to rescue him from himself.

He was a year younger than me in school. He was in the same class as my cousin Gayle and her friend, Elton Jackson. Elton used to wear Barbie dolls covered in blood, around his neck on a chain. We were like the only two out gay men in high school circa 1985 - I mean me and Elton, not Barry.

Elton was my first kiss in 1988. I didn't see him for years again after, until I was eating dinner one night with my parents and he appeared on Top Of The Pops with The Grid, dancing around to 'Swamp Thing'. I spat my food out in shock. I believe that he recorded an album with Dave Ball of Soft Cell (the one whom wasn't Marc Almond) but it was never released.

Anyway - Barry's cool - if a litle crazy.

Justin1972UK said:

Will you record all this and write a book? Please?

MissMe said:

I don't have the time to write a book - and nobody would read it anyway!

Justin1972UK said:

i would bloody barbie doll necklaces?! sounds awesome.

My life is drama-rama-rama. I could write a book just about the last ten months.

Although I'm happier than I was (even compared to a month ago) there's something weighing on my mind even now... And yes - it's a drama of soap-opera proportions which could blow-up at any minute.

Justin1972UK said:

same could be said of mine ...

Justin1972UK said:

Sounds fun.

So if you'd said yes, do you think he would have done it?

scififilmnerd said:

Oh, I don't really want to think about that. I don't know what I was thinking. I was a bit drunk. He has samurai swords on his walls as ornaments. He's bloody crazy. I'm so reckless when I've been drinking. Ugh.

But is he sexy? Are you attracted to him?

Go round dressed as a plumber explaining how you've come to fix the boiler. I've seen this in a lot of films and you'll get a guaranteed result.

JDInteractive said:

I'd probably get a punch in the face.

When he's drunk, he's flirty. When he's sober, he's scary.

He's like that Mickey Mc.Guire character in 'Shameless'. In fact, this whole estate is just like the one in 'Shameless'. I can't explain it any better than that. I really shouldn't knock on my neighbours' doors as they are all insane.

Justin1972UK said:

Scary. I don't really know any of my neighbors, so I don't know about their sanity. But sometimes I run into them on the stairs and say hi, and I don't think I really want to get to know any of them, either. It's all straight couples. Boring. No hot single men here. Except for me.

I want to read your book Justin

Justin1972UK said:

Well you are in Greater Manchester!

Justin1972UK said: