We all hate getting dumped, and I am sure all of us have experienced it at least once.

What are the best lines you have heard, come across, said, encountered?

I will throw in afew for fun:

"I really dont want a relationship at the moment."

"Let's be friends"

"It's not you, it's me"

"You're too nice to me."

And on the funnier side:

"You know when we met how you said you like long walks?"

"Yes?"

"Well go take one"


I have to end this. I've been seeing someone else and they've told me I have to choose. Besides, your mother doesn't snore as loud.

"Sorry, I have an allergy to idiots, so I'm afraid I can't see you anymore"

*while kissing*

[you:]Oh baby.... Did you happen to... Fall from heaven....
[lover:]Maybe.... Why....?
[you:]Is that how.... Your face.... Got so... Messed up....




[Edited 10/16/07 5:30am]

MissMe said:

i wouldn't want to be with someone who would use those lines anyway. so good riddance.

the worst is the..

i don't know what i want right now. trying to figure things out.

I need more space they don't know how much space but it seems to be the same shape as you !

You just remind me so much of my ex


suck it

You know, if God actually stopped and thought about it, I'm pretty sure he could think of something better to do with skin rather than hold your sorry ass together.

My ex had a much bigger ...


I have just experienced blunt testicular trauma, therefore I cant make love to you anymore. I think we should break-up.

My cat doesn't like you.


"you're just not the orgy type"

She broke it off with me, said something about me not paying her enough attention or something... not really sure, I wasn't really listening.

Before I met you my life was empty and my passion turned to dust, for the lack of someone to love. I miss those good old days.

MissMe said:

Dumb and Dumber classic

or never tell the person you broke up, just assume they know and find yourself a new gf, and tell them about her

mdiver said:

Is this from a movie too? "The mothership has returned and I must leave. Pay no attention to my android double when you see it."

jami0mckay said:

"Help, I'm an idiot. I can't see you anymore!!!" (And run away)

MissMe said:

MissMe said:

It rings a bell but i cant say where its from

CHIC0 said:

right?! fuckers.

mdiver said:

angelas ashes

jami0mckay said:

idiot

" I discovered I have a mild form of epilepsy and you bring on attacks because you make me too excited to be around you. "


"I just cant live with the pathetic tickles that you call 'sexual thrusts' anymore"

"You mean more to me than life itself - but I'm suicidal - so FVCK off!"

"I have trouble looking into both of your eyes at once..."

"I've developed anal glaucoma.....in other words....I can't see my ass being with You anymore!!"

"Everything you want to do is fattening. I need to lose weight so I'm leaving."

"You were my practice relationship now i am ready for the real thing"

I'm gay

mdiver said:

I knew it

mdiver said:

I'm pregnant

MissMe said:

I'm you're long lost son

this all sounds like an episode of eastenders

"I've sworn off anal sex so that means no more sex with assholes."

jami0mckay said:

MissMe said:

thats from angelas ashes too

jami0mckay said:

so is this one:
"I really like you, but the people in my head don't".

"The problem isn't you, it's me. I don't like you."

"Luke, I'm your father."
[Edited 10/16/07 6:17am]

MissMe said:

and this one:

I...I...I have this thing about Penelope Pitstop. I wonder if you could dress up as her tonight....?

"You're fired!"