One of my co-workers has had this same conversation with me every morning for five years:

when I say "hi, how are you?" she says

"I'm okay, I just TIRED, I don't know why, I'm just tired for some reason."

MissMe said:

Oh I used to work with someone that pounded the hell out of their keyboard. I wrote a thread on here about it a while back cuz it was driving me so nuts, LOL, I was ready to take his keyboard and clobber him over the head with it.

wickyb said:

Anytime one of my friends and i sneezed, we used to say "damn! there goes 20 bucks!"

veronikka said:

I loved Marion!! she was so funny, Lucy was one of my favorite shows ever!

I work with a guy who eats food in the breakroom that would make a billy goat puke. For breakfast he'll have scrambled eggs with Chili, Sour Cream and Ketchup piled on top. Another day he had a Grilled Cheese Sandwich with a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top! He called it Ala Mode! Another day he had Waffles with Sour cream and Strawberries! He also eats a Peanut Butter, Banana and Mayonaisse Sandwich! He clears out the room everytime.

mdiver said:

Get to you in what way? Does it excite you?

mdiver said:

:speechless:

mdiver said:

Yes, well, don't attempt to use it around here.

PaisleyPark5083 said:

Yeah she was funny but that laugh was annoying and now I have to hear it at work

Justin1972UK said:

Why Justin what will you do?

NDRU said:

ok so now theres a guy in the offices who watches videos of the red arrows (plane display team) on youtube in his lunchhour, everyday

for the whole hour

jami0mckay said:

You know what to do.....go Cantonese on his ass!

mdiver said:

bad result last night, even worse berbatov not wating to play

jami0mckay said:

We were shit mate, it wasnt like the TOON played that well either, no one wants to play because of the shit in the boardroom...its fucked...they need to shit or get off the pot.

I might go cantonese on Levy.....time for an e-mail

mdiver said:

could be worse, they could sack Jol and get....Souness

jami0mckay said:

or worse.....fuckin moanrinho

mdiver said:

jami0mckay said:

You are right though...Souness is football cancer.

Anyway annoying coworkers.....right now i am pissed at one of my engineers telling a customer to full on "fuck off" i have to admit the customer is annoying but even so.....think i am gonna have to sack him

mdiver said:

its a pity though, but you just can't insult people like that these days, no matter how right you are and no matter how much of an arsehole the customer is!

jami0mckay said:

I know...he is a good engineer and all but that just makes us look amateur

mdiver said:

Yeah mate. But at the end of the day whats more important? The engineer being able to buy xmas prezzies for the wife and kids or making you look like a complete plonker?

I say sack his ass and write him the shitest reference evah!!!

p.s. Whats wronmg with your job? It sounds like you work for the Equal Oportunities board mate!

rimmer said:

I would say professionalism and the lively hood of the other memebers of the team is more important that one loud mouthed engineer pissing off my customers.

We are pretty open and try and let people be themselves..if they do the job that is all i care about...regardless of anything else.
Why? Are you looking for a job?

mdiver said:

We've got a lot of anything else at our place too, mate!

mdiver said:

Thanks for the offer mate, but I run my own ship in Romford. We get contracts for "voice-based promotional campaigns". At least, that's what it says in the yellow pages!

rimmer said:

I like it..very good marketing

mdiver said:

I don't know, Philip... Maybe something like this.

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[Edited 11/12/07 12:53pm]

I make up funny names for my more annoying co-workers. If I didn't add that bit of humor, I'd kill one of 'em eventually.

I give you:

Mr. Piggy -- If anyone brings in a treat, Mr. Piggy is guaranteed to eat at least three times as much as anyone else. One of his best pals in the office is...

The Moocher -- This guy loves to snarf the treats others bring in, but when it's time for a potluck, he brings a bag of chips.

Eleanor -- So named because she sounds like Eleanor Roosevelt. Listen to that voice every day for years. Also is a real fashion trendsetter -- does things like tie a scarf to the strap of her purse.

The Weasel -- Got his job on a fabricated resume. Never works a full day if the boss is gone. Always has an excuse at the ready -- he's sick, his wife is sick, his kids are sick, his babysitter is sick. Spends all day on personal phones calls and says a hearty, "You're welcome!" anytime you say thanks for anything -- including "bless you."

Rev. Schmoozer -- Used to be a minister. Likes to sermonize about how we all need to work together. Got his job by being an ass kiss extraordinaire.

Miss Thang -- Likes to get snippy with people when they ask questions about a merchandising plan she laid out -- and which happens to be wrong.

The Smacker -- This woman is always suckin' on something. Breakfast, lunch, a snack. And if she doesn't actually have food, she'll suck on her fingers or her lip.

I could go on all day...
[Edited 11/12/07 12:52pm]

MissMe said:

It's cuz we need to give you something to post about, you boring twat.



CAN YOU HEAR ME?