(sorta NSFW)



Ramone Unleashes Cum Fart Tsunami For Robert Hill

Posted: 12:29 PM PST Oct 09, 2007

http://www.avn.com/index....736B17B35B

Tom said:

Have you noticed that a lot of porn guys that get fucked in the ass are named Ramone?

That's one messed up title.

However, I do like the porn titles that are variations of mainstream Hollywood films. Who could forget these classic titles:

Splendor In The Ass
Mad Jack Beyond Thunderbone
Lethal Woman
Demolition Woman
Shaving Ryan's Privates
The Bare Wench Project
Miami Spice
Flesh Gordon
Malcolm XXX
The XXX Files

Batdude and Throbin is my personal favorite.

Star Trek: Deep throat nine








sorry i made that up. wanted to fit in

DanceWme said:

DanceWme said:

My Life As A Teenage Secretary

DanceWme said:

Not bad, but you should have gone with Star Whores: Episode Three - Revenge of the Snatch.

DanceWme said:

THAT'S an awesome title....when does shooting begin???

reneGade20 said:

You have your camera ready don't you??

Tom said:

Is it wrong that I wanna see it?

Who has seen the porn version of Alice In Wonderland???
It has calssic lines like:
Queen " I want her head"
ALice gasps and throws up a hand to protect her throat
Queens says " Not that head!!! I want u to GIVE me head"

JuliePurplehead said:

Imagine them getting together and starting a rock group ...

“I love cum farting titles and there are some great, really raunchy ones out there,” Ramone, a lifestyle fetishist and BDSM enthusiast, said, “but I’m going to take the genre to new uber nasty depths with Cum Fart Tsunami. In just about every cum farting title I’ve ever seen, the actual cum farting is only a small part of the scene, lasting just a few minutes at the very end, and that disappoints me, as well as, I would imagine, other fans. Without giving too much way, I’m going to make the cum farting a far meatier, more substantial, lengthier part of the scene, which is what I believe fans of the genre want to see.


.....and there yu have it.

MoniGram said:

yup yup!!!

reneGade20 said:

MoniGram said:

wassup lady? howya been?

reneGade20 said:

Not much, that's for sure. I have been pretty good...had a bit of a scare this week, son got hurt at his football game on Tuesday..but other then that I am peachy!

How about you? How many more days my friend?

One4All4Ever said:

Gabba Gabba Hey, pass the nipple clamps!

MoniGram said:

after I shut down my office 25 days....

I'm sorry to hear about your son.....is he ok? Hopefully it wasn't too serious....

reneGade20 said:

25 days!

He is fine...just has his left arm in a cast thing...but he will be fine. Thank you.

MoniGram said:

I'm glad it wasn't serious...he'll heal right up!!

and ahem...to be exact....25 days, 630.39 hours, 37,823.60 minutes, 2,268,418.33 seconds.....

reneGade20 said:

"Edward Penishands." After that, I was done.

So, does anyone fancy a round?

I've never seen Schindler's Fist - but it does exist, thereby proving God doesn't.