MuthaFunka said:

Of course huge asses exist! Of course women with that body type exist. But her picture is photoshopped...and sorry to break it to you...that doesn't exist.

Oh, and I live in Ontario, Canada...but everyone knows that we don't have black people in this country.

CarrieMpls said:

But that's just it! I saw this chick in person and she's a carbon copy of her photo. But again, it's just a difference in tastes, so it's all good.

MuthaFunka said:

OMG, we have all seen big asses in real life. Damn, we are all just saying that her ass is photoshopped in that photo. That is all. No one is saying that they don't like it. Now, show us a candid photo that isn't re-touched of that woman so that we could give a real opinion on her 'cause that shit may as well be a painting of her because it is not reality. It is clearly photoshopped.


PS. I'm from New York

Someone find him that website that shows celebrity photos before and after photoshopping. I don't think he gets that pretty much EVERYWHERE today what you see in pictures in not what you see in real life.

i grew up in so cal, so clearly i'm sheltered and have NEVER EVER seen this body type before.

p.s. I love this thread.

JustErin said:

Wow. You think it's physically impossible for a woman of her size to NOT have dimples and cellulite? Come on, you CAN'T be serious?

That's the one thing Black women don't have as much problem with as their white counterparts, and that's cellulite. Again, I've seen her in person and in a thong bikini and there were no dimples and cellulite.

Ever heard of KiToy Johnson? Go watch the "I Love The Way She Moves" video by OutKast and tell me if you can find some cellulite and dimples on her tremendous ass, and she's bigger than the model pictured here.

JustErin said:

This has been a great thread for a good laugh.

CarrieMpls said:

http://www.diet-blog.com/...eality.php

http://www.hemmy.net/2007...photoshop/

benyamin said:

It's crazy. That left cheek being all smooth, the edge and overall shape being crudely changed and the edge colour/fringing being lost, and some really sloppy work just below her thong where a dark line is interrupted by a light coloured line apparently by accident. And what looks like the same colour as the thong just smudged to the left of it. It's just fucking crap.

benyamin said:

Obviously you snuck away and got on mommy's computer. Watch how you talk to people, lil fella. Then grow up and come back here and post.

MuthaFunka said:

You have GOT to be kidding me???? That's certainly not what I have seen posted on this very site. In fact I was pleased to see so many pics of girls like her not touched up and people saying they still found them really hot.

What is this chick's name?

Let's get some real pics of her up in here.

JustErin said:

Good, you brought it up. Now, when you congregate with black women, are you ever by chance able to see them in underwear or bathing suits? If so, what's been your experience when you see their bodies in that environment?

MuthaFunka said:

Music video as your 'in real life'.

CarrieMpls said:

So basically, you, nor anyone else in this thread, wants to accept the fact that I saw the woman in person and she resembles her photo because it shoots down your negative view of her pics. Got it. Hilarious!

evenstar said:

Something tells me you weren't looking her way to begin with though.

MuthaFunka said:

How about seeing some girls in clubs in barely nothing, dancing?

One word. Cellulite.

MuthaFunka said:

I'm not saying she's not lovely in person, I'm simply saying that's not what she looks like in real life. There is no possible way you can convince me of that. Her skin, the make-up, all of it. They've smoothed her out practically beyond recognition. Anyone who knows anything about photoshop and photo manipulation can see it from across a room.

MuthaFunka said:

Yes, because of course you've clearly displayed your ability to hold rational, logical and clear, coherent conversation when presented with the possibility that someone you find attractive may have been photoshopped. How very mature of you, just like your manner of speaking.

Or wait, no - I was wrong.

MuthaFunka said:

aww, sweetie, he's more of a man than you'll ever be, trust me.

& i've looked at plenty of girls with curves like that. i've got them, to a lesser extent. it just isn't like that in real life.

Fauxie said:

JustErin said:

Nope. Dead serious. That's why it's important to read up on more than just your own race and culture because you'd know this, dear. If you choose to think everyone's the same and you're basing yourself and others off just one model then you won't truly be able to appreciate and accept everyone's differences, minute or obvious.

MuthaFunka said:

Patronising? Check.

Generalisations? Check.

Stereotypes? Check.
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Fauxie said:

So you think they "photoshopped" her in the videos, interviews, live appearances, and pics? So basically EVERYONE IS PHOTOSHOPPED and we should never accept people for who they look like in their photos! Got it!

MuthaFunka said:

Amazing, just utterly amazing.

I nominate this for thread of the year, and quite possibly this post as post of the fucking decade.


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JustErin said:

So you've seen their bare asses in the clubs IN THE DARK no less, and you saw ALL of them with cellulite? Get the hell outta here, Erin!

So...like...what's her name?

MuthaFunka said:

Actually, that's not far from the truth.

I'd very much doubt she doesn't have cellulite. Let's face it, I don't think there are too many women mid 20s and up who don't have at least some. Skinny women get it. Middle-sized women get it. Large women get it. By the nature of it though, it would seem a large ass is more prone to have cellulite. Unless it's an athlete working their glutes all the time, it's safe to assume the ass is that large primarily because of fat. What else could it be?? Around the ass and thighs a large amount of fat will surely bring with it some cellulite. I've never seen anything to the contrary, except in airbrushed pictures.