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http://www.youtube.com/wa...OMrslEMp94

I've never stepped in any coz it's the law here that people walking their dogs have to pick up and dispose of their dogs shit.

I always watch where I walk

I've stepped in it a few times, I just throw the shoes away, I don't even bother trying to clean them, luckily I've never stepped in any with my bare feet

luv4u said:

me too, but i watch out for gum more than anything. I wont walk over easements with trees and mulch in front of stores cause there is usually gum in there.

I usually pick it up and throw it at people's faces.

Wowugotit said:

Feces
Faces

Funny, huh?

It's good luck!

PANDURITO said:

Newsflash!
It's shit.

Not any shit
Dog shit!

PANDURITO said:

Look, Lucky eats his own charms!

Poor Divine though (see Horatio's post)

I guess I wasn't too concerned the last time I stepped in dog shit cause a few minutes later I ended up in someone's apartment with a fist in my ass just before I shit on their chest.


Puts things in perspective.

Imago said:

damn! i cant find a clip of it .
but fisting always reminds me of MTV's show with Bam and that guy hanging out the window of a winnebago on the highway pumping his fists and arms up and down at a truck driver
then getting pulled over by the police


its my favorite thing to do when i see harley drivers or douche bags

[Edited 10/14/07 17:30pm]

PANDURITO said:

How on earth did I miss that.

And OMG

My mom has informed me that she's putting the cats asleep because she came home from work and went to go open a window and without realizing it had stepped in cat poop and traipsed it all over the house. She said it took her 3 hours to fully clean it.

i remember one time ages ago i stepped in some in the backyard and i put my shoe outside for it to dry out, and later when i came out 2 try and pry it off with a stick i saw my dog LICKING it clean!!! It was rather disturbing....but that dog was crazy anyway, i mean besides doing that he used to try eat bees!

when i was little me and some friends were walking and i stepped in some dog shit. I had on my favorite shoes

they were like these but clear. i remember being mad because it happened only to me and nobody else. boy misery loves company

veronikka said:

You toss the shoes???

i have a corner lot and people always seem to think it's fine to let fluffy their cute little pooch shit on my lawn.
most times i go to cut the grass i just step in the camouflaged damn stuff.

I wanna cry when I do it for some reason. It's humiliating.

One time when I was 10 years old, I sat in dog shit. My friend had a new dog who decided to do its business on the carpet. The carpet was a brownish color so the shit just blended in. I sat my white shorts wearin' ass down right in the dookie without knowing it until I stood up.

MoniGram said:

Yes I do, luckily it has only happend a few times

veronikka said:

Those must have been some big ass dogs!

This thread i8s making me think of Pink Flamingo

Hit the owner of that little shitty pooch with it's shit

Instructions
Get a plastic bag
Put your hand inside it like its a glove
Pick up the nice little Brown Grenade
Aim at the Owner
Then throw
No need to run for cover

Then Owner will respect U and your lawn from now on. Works every time for me

emm said:

When I do? --->

When someone else does? --->